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the funny guy

normal?
if the short guy is trying to be a character, that can be fucking annoying as hell.

honestly, I have never cared what height a male is unless they are an annoying cunt. if you're cool/chill/friendly/nice, you're good. only a truly horrible person would feel the need to shit on someone for their height and nothing else.

>5'0 male
Start taking hormones and dressing up as a girl. Even Asian women are taller than you, it's time to give up on your masculinity anon.

Make her a card anon, fill it with glitter and make sure you write down that you love her. It's the thought that counts

>>34851302
this.

Home made stuff is best.

If you don't live with her then go spend the day with her. She'd probably appreciate that more. Otherwise make a card.

>>34851224
In bed feeling bad about myself

I just finished fapping about 10 mins ago, so I still have my pants around my ankles. I currently listening to the the pillar men theme from JJBA, and I think about to head to bed in a couple mins

>>34852287
Why is that anon?
origi

>>34851193
Same here friend

This isn't spam

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>>34851193
Honestly, what makes me feel bad is that there were millions of other sperm who would have probably enjoyed life, but I was the one who reached the egg.

Now I'm here, indifferent to life, until my parents both die and I can off myself.

>>34851900
>until my parents die then I can off myself

Same plan here

>>34851184
That's why you take a few sheets of toilet paper and go in to pull that sucker out manually.

>>34851184
I want to eat it out of your ass

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You can easily get it out by leaning forward as far as you can while sitting on the toilet. This mimics the act of squatting, which is the correct way to poop and almost always gets every little bit of poop out.

Elliot only loved himself

>>34851139
I bet you'd quickly become annoyed with having a gf because you would actually have to do things with her and her social group instead of staying at home shitposting and playing vidya.

>>34851139

Those guys look so big compared to her and size difference is one of my fetishes for the love of kek post more gifs if you have them!

Currently I'm 6ft 150lb but since moving out I've been eating fast food and junk food for every meal because it's so fucking good and there's no one to tell me how to spend my money

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>tfw mom brings home cupcakes from work
>eat 6 of them
>she gets angry and yells at me
>get upset and end up binging on 4000 calories

that fucking bitch knows i can't say no. yet she acts surprised when i eat the cupcakes she brings home. im fucking over it.

>forced by family to go to fancy restaurant where the serving portions are really small

fuck this, my meal was like 3 pillows of ravioli!

Thank you Anon~! I got it.

>>34851089
Lucky son of a gun, guess I'll buy it instead.

Hope you enjoy it.

>>34851089
You lucky man.
I have wanted this game for awhile now.

Sparkle wolf ancap heart surgeon with a fetish for filling xer anus with greek yoghurt.

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>>34851080
>mfw I would yiff this

>>34851030
>>34851080
OPs character would prob jack off to futa and unironically say "no homo"

They're cute shoes.

Can you tell me the brand? I actually want to buy those

>>34851009
theyre cute. im a guy , but i own a lot of womens shoes, and i reccommend danskos. dont ask.

>>34850975
Happens when I'm high, feels good man

>>34850989
Exactly what I was about to post. Last time I had some really dank stuff I smoked cigarettes after and I literally only saw the cigarette because my field of view was so small.

>>34851674
Yeah whenever I would look at my phone all I would see is my phone. Weird stuff

>>34850905

The problem is competition. If you don't do any of those things, other guys will.

>>34850925

This. Doing those things is only a problem if she doesn't reciprocate.

>>34850905
I've met strippers before that make as much as 3k in a single night. However, they're still stereotypical tatted up strippers. Still stings that they make like 40k a year more than I do.

>tfw too dumb to be a mage

>tfw all the normies in magic college laugh at you because you are too incompetent to cast a fireball

>tfw not stocky enough to be a dwarf berserker.

general bump for stories

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>>34850756
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WE JUST HAD THIS THREAD AND I 404'D JUST FUCK OFF PLEASEEEEE REEEEEEEEE REEEEE LEAVE STOP STOP STOP MAKE IT STOP REEEEE LEAVE PLEASE GO LEAVEEE

Kill yourself Spooky. I mean it. I want you to end your life you pathetic sissy.

Do people notice that you are not looking them in the eye?

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Yeah, I look at people's mouths sometimes when talking to them.

>>34850827
Do they think it's creepy or do they not care?