On today's episode of: Riker
Riker hangs himself
The end
>>37597152
Riker: RED ALERT Viewscreen on. Ladies, I'd like a viewscreen into your pants later on, if you know what I mean.
>>37597179
Riker: I don't know what this is...I swear.
>>37597198
Picard: It's our lovely baby boy!
>>37597204
Riker: Mr worf, lock on target and fire torpedoes!
Mr. Worf: Firing!
>>37597204
hello op is un autismo
>>37597214
suck a dick my nigg
>>37597214
Picard: !!!
>>37597231
Picard: YAMEROOOOOOO
>>37597238
Riker: Just as planned.
God damn could he pull sluts. If I could even live one day as him my balls would have callouses. The other day I watched an episode where Picard was on vacation to some planet and met a women who was in some mess with a Ferengi. Picard slept with this chick on screen. Either way once the mess was resolved and the episode was fading out, Riker looks at the camera and says "I knew he would have a great time". This guy banged so many chicks it is crazy.
>>37597238
Riker
GET ME OUTTTAA HEEEREEEE
>>37597252
Riker: Take it away, Q!
>>37597301
Q: *Mexican music*
>It's a troi's mother episode.