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Let me tell y'all a story of how I escaped ending up a robot
>be me
>16
>230 lbs
>5' 10"
>lazy shit with some okay working qualities
>no prospects for future
>get a job at a pizza place
>go up to 240 lbs
>analyze myself
>stop eating pizza
>stop drinking sugary drinks
>start eating exclusively eggs for breakfast
>start eating protein and rice for lunch
>cut to 6 months later
>weigh 210 lbs
>going down
>this girl starts liking me
>I like this girl
>she gropes me and asks for sex
>I refuse (here comes the robotness that I feel was in me)
>nothing happens
>I join the Navy
>get boatloads of puss
>profit
It's still possible robots. Give in to your work ethic. Let the proteins and healthy nutrients flow through you.
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>>34938712
>start eating exclusively eggs for breakfast
I hope you're not still doing that, Mr. Redditor.
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>>34938712
>no vitamin gummies
0/10 B8 story op
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>>34938817
Of course I'm still doing that, eggs are delicious.
>Mr. Redditor
I don't appreciate the attacks on my character, you're just made that I don't sit around in my underwear eating cheetos. You fell for the jewish trick, I didn't.
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How the fuck did this hack manage to stay relevant for 10 years?
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He has ties with Comet Ping Pong
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>>34938424
Wont youtube look funny in 10 years when everyone is old.
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>>34938424
Are you made that he is often neutral?
Who /Muslim family but don't like Islam/
>relatives come over
>"Hello Anon! Long time no see! Are you ready to pray?"
>"w-what"
>they spend 10 minutes trying to figure out where Mecca is
>they start to pray, repeating moonspeak arabic phrases over and over
>try to mimic their movements to be polite
>feel like I'm in some beast magic ritual
>"AlllUUUUGGGHH huakbar"
>holy fuck these people do this 5 times a day
>they bow down a good 8 times
>feel like I'm bowing down as the servant of some supervillian antagonist
>anxiety throughout the whole thing
Why is Islam so weird. I can't think of any way that bowing down in unison 8 times and repeating some memorized phrases in a language that you barely understand talking about how great your leader is and how merciful and thankful you are to him can be a good or healthy thing. It's creepy and cultish. I feel like they're all incapable of seeing how ridiculous they look from an outside perspective and they just conform to whatever beliefs they were raised with without questioning a single thing. Wasn't Muhammed a millitaryI can't say any of these thoughts irl because criticizing a religion is taboo and people will assume I'm intolerant or closed minded, but that's so unfair because I have to deal with their intolerance and closed-mindedness just from being born in this family, and I can't criticize it because I'd inadvertently be supporting the beliefs of the right and that might lead to the overton window shifting towards ethnic nationalism/traditonalism which I don't like either. In fact, part of the reason that I don't like Islam is that it IS right wing and traditionalist. All these Muslims vote liberal but they aren't aware of just now not-liberal their thinking process is. REEEE
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>>34938366
>Why is Islam so weird
Islamic prayer is no weirder than trap porn.
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Islam is an outdated religion, look at Christianity, they have become more modern, do the same, tell you parents who's boss.
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ITT: redditcucks
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Trump mobilizing 100,000 National Guard to deport unauthorized immigrants
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How can anyone still defend an authoritarian like Trump on a country that was built on freedom and free movement of peoples? This is literally fascism.
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Hey Latina Grils now it's your time to marry me.
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This is actually getting a little scary
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>>34938287
Wow, that's only 3000 people per National Guard. Surely this will be a plan of outstanding efficiency.
Why the fuck are we about to spend millions to get rid of all the people who take the non-living wage jobs?
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In this thread, post your birthday. Your year of birth is optional.
>September 14th
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February 12th 1996
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>>34938134
Febuary 24, 1996
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>>34938160
Poster below you here. How's it like being 21?
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Fembots, tell us about yourselves. How old are you and how many sexual partners have you had?
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Fembots, there was an interesting thread about fembots getting BLACKED recently. Have you ever been BLACKED? Do you want to be?
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>>34938052
jesus fuck this fembot bullshit. there are NO GIRLS here, only roleplaying trannys and other fags jerking their dicks while getting (You)s from thirsty faggots like yourself.
THERE.ARE.NO.GIRLS here do you understand those words you fucking mongoloid?
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>>34938052
>desperate virgin faggot makes yet another /soc/ thread because he's deluded himself to think there are females as pathetic as him
Hey OP, maybe you'll meet a qt gril irl if you put a plastic bag over your head and go for a jog
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Is Dani Daniels the dumbest porn star? She posts the most cringeworthy stuff on instagram.
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>>34937807
She also has her pilots license and is rich. But go on about how much better you are than her as a NEET...
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>>34937816
Why is she doing porn if she's so smart and rich?
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>>34937847
She gets paid to fuck Chad.
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What is the fascinating about traps? As a straight guy their turn me so much on. Holy shit!
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>>34937764
>straight
Oroginal
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>>34937764
I guess /r9k/ is getting another wave of shills then, you guys are so obvious. You wouldn't even be so bad if you just shut the fuck up.
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Looks like a girl but no disgusting vagina.
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FUCKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS I CAN'T CUM ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34937721
Time to become a gay bottom
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>>34937724
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>Unoriginal comment
Still true.
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I want to get on anti-anxiety meds but I'm scared it'll destroy my boners and libido.
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Who else still can't believe this idiot is in charge of the United States?
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I just like the shitshow he's causing desu.
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>>34937559
Better than Hillary.
And honestly, he is a better alternative than most of the politicians currently in the government.
My personal pick was Rand Paul, but what can you do in a rigged election?
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>>34937559
Better than this idiot
orig
virginity doesn't exist and men fetishize the hell out of the idea that a woman is an "untouched" virgin
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what if men lose virginity first time they cum?
ever thought of that?
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>>34937491
Yet women continue to virgin shame guys. The ycant have their cake and eat it too.
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>stop fetishizing the (nonexistent) concept of height
>stop fetishizing the (nonexistent) concept of money
>stop fetishizing the (nonexistent) concept of status
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>women
>in 2017
Remember when females actually strived to grow up classy, ladylike, and to be loving wives; hard to believe that was only a few decades ago. Now they're all worthless whores
Our doubt our mothers were like this growing up. Wtf went wrong in society?
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>Robots expect women to act womanly
>but they don't push themselves to be better men
Hmmmm
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Marxism is the root cause to all of this.
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>>34937489
>Remember when females actually strived to grow up classy, ladylike, and to be loving wives; hard to believe that was only a few decades ago. Now they're all worthless whores
Nice fantasy
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Greentext times you were treated differently because of your sex.
I hated not getting to choose which activity I did because one's for boys and one's for girls, or being split into teams of boys and girls.
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This takes me back to the school days. We had gangs of two kids who would fight and I was the leader of one. One day someone in the group told me how some girls said they wanted to join, but he told them to piss off. I sure went off on that guy. That stupid ass actually thought he was helping.
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>>34937498
That's an interesting one because you weren't the victim of the sexism. Glad he got his comeuppance.
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>>34937579
I didn't really care about gender/sex differences back then, I just wanted as much kids as possible on my side because I felt like we were in the minority. Looking back on that time, I was more of a bully than the other side ever was, but that's a different story.
As for being a victim, I don't have any such memory that left much of an impression beyond stupid stuff like being called a bitchy faggot for drinking girly drink and dancing like a slut(f), but I did that for the lulz anyway.
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Someone PLEASE help me.
How do I solve pic related?
I'm tired of staying in on weekends, I have no fucking money, I can't find a job and I have no friends but I'm so terribly lonely.
I'm still fucking fuming with anger and depression even after working out, I can't take this shit anymore.
How do I get friends? I am 23.
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>>34937139
You don't anon, I was you at 23 and I tried and tried and tried.
I'm almost 27 now
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>>34937139
>I can't find a job
Where you at?
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>>34937172
I'm so horribly depressed, I fucking hate it and my shit self esteem.
>>34937178
Britain
>tfw #1
AHHHHHH
I'M NEVER GOING TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY
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Explain why they are bad
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>>34937147
Because they're ranked the top 10 worst
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>>34937181
By who?
Try Google search and only thing I can find is just twittershit