>one chance at life
>born a NEET
why
Everyone is born a NEET, anon. Then most of them become wageslaves.
>>35415534
Why do you call it wageslave. Why don't you call it happy productive fulfilled contributing members of society instead.
>>35415572
Because what it is wageslavery and not what you just wrote.
"So I walked towards anon and he started walking like a robot, it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen"
The virgin walk is literally the worst thing you can do. If a girl sees you doing the virgin walk your chances are 0 with her and her friends probably.
If a bitch doesn't appreciate my slick dance moves I don't even what to speak to her
>>35415489
Is it possible to have an eyebrow fetish?
What exactly is the point of Snapchat? I don't get it at all. I don't understand it at all, can anyone give me a quick runtime of why/how people use it?
Basically constantly be sending selfies/photos of what you're doing to your friends or whoever. People "streak" which counts the consecutive days that they've been snap chatting with other individuals. Don't get it it's a waste of your time and addictive
>>35415499
>Basically constantly be sending selfies/photos of what you're doing to your friends or whoever.
Yeah, but why would you want to do this, though? That's the part I have trouble understanding.
>ywn be gangraped by a bunch of strong, burly men with hard, thick cocks until you shamefully hands-free cum all over your own slutty face
WHY ISN'T PORN LIKE REAL LIFE
WHY LIVE???
May I ask where you had begotten that mildly arousing image from?
>>35415452
If you're not fat and actually gay, you could probably make that a reality and do a porn scene for Kink or one of those gay4pay sites where niggers essentially rape money hungry fuccbois on camera
I'm 18, a senior in high school. All my good friends this year left, and now school is just so fucking boring. I barely talk to anybody, and my classes suck. I miss a day a week because it's just too shitty. How can I help this? I can't make friends with anyone there, they're all so weird and "not my type." The friends that I do have I'm too anxious to talk to for some reason. I hate this shit, I have 5 more months of it.
>>35415431
Kill yourself now, it's all downhill from there.
>>35415431
Bumping because same
>>35415431
If you know what you want to do after highschool just focus on that, if not, just be comfy
how do you even begin to think about the possibility of not being a total joke aspie khv?
>>35415405
>If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!!!
>>35415405
If I dont get my crush to come in where I work tomorrow I'm giving up on the thought of being held by beararms mcgee
>"Son, we need to talk. You remember DeShawn from next door? Well, for the past few weeks..."
>>35415378
Hi mom! I am happy you met someone who makes you happy. As long as DeShawn treats you well, his level of skin pigmentation does not matter to me.
Gas cuckposters sage, ignore, etc
>>35415496
What's wrong Anon? Don't you want your mom to be happy?
>go to class
>my seat is taken
>ok
>spot the asian QT girl I have been saying hi to after class
>seats near her are free
>go near say hi
>she smiles and says hi
>ask if anyone is sitting here
>she happily clears her bag off the seat she asks how i am
>finally this is amazing
>her black friend whos been out for the last 2 weeks rushes into class and plops down next to her and starts talking
>i barely even begun to respond
FUCKING NEGROS RUIN EVERYING I JUST GOT KEKED AND SHE GOT BLACKED IN FRONT OF MY EYES THE MEMES ARE REAL!!! REEEEEEEEEE
SOCIETY IS SO FUCKED WHY EVEN TRY!
Hahahahaha you THOUGHT nigga
>>35415359
Destroy them both, OP.
>>35415466
I did i thought i could be happy
>tfw the world is fucked and there's absolutely nothing that can be done
There's nothing you can do about it but be comfy and relax, nothing matters but personal comfort.
>>35415409
>can't even get comfy
>>35415351
>gonna watch the world burn
Ayyyy
>random guy joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg the fuck out
>ban him
talk about autism you experience
autism i experiance is weeaboo faggots posting the same threads over and over
saged and reported
I don't know what discord is. Is it a chat room?
>>35415369
reported for what exactly?
>Make a typo on a post
>Leave thread and never come back
>>35415317
>get in argument on /pol/
>getting absolutely BTFO
>throw in one last desperate retort
>close laptop
>In an argument
>Know the other guy is just gonna keep going forever because we're arguing about opinions instead of facts.
>Tell him he's a dirty fucking roach unworthy to drink piss out of the bottom of a dumpster then refuse to read his dumb ass reply.
>>35415317
>post on a thread that interests me
>thread dies immediately
every. fucking. time.
>father found the foreskin-restoration funnel
Afterwards I heard him calling my doctor and scheduling a re-circumcision to cut off what I've grown back, what should I do lads?
>>35415292
I usually hate these threads, but this ones's pretty great.
Grow excess, and cut it off to keep as a spare.
ouch double circumcision that's rough
How do you live with the shame? Deal with the fact we will never measure up? I was a pretty good looking guy in high school but after one girl told the entire school I had a small willy I turned robot status real quick and have not been with a girl since.
Just look at the disappointment in her eyes. Is there any hope?
>>35415283
Yup. Stop worrying about it.
I used to really worry about this sort of thing until I realized that there is absolutely nothing I can do to change it. Would I change it if I could? Sure. But I can't.
Looking any more into it after that is just a waste of your time friendo.
I hope this helps Anon, you're gonna be alright :)
My dick is about average and I hate it. I want to be able to terrify women with my cock. Really, the joy of terrifying women with my penis would be better than sex I think. I want to shove it in them and for them to cry that it hurts, it's too deep. I fucking hate having an average penis. Do you know how hard it is to hurt women with an average penis? It fucking sucks.
>>35415332
Avg? Try having a 3 incher
Would you let your fembot gf bust your balls a little bit?
C'mon, anon! It'd be fun! Just let me cuntpunt ya!
>>35415275
I would if I could but I haven't met any fembots that live near me and I can't currently afford to move.
Your busting my balls here, pal! Your busting my balls.
Fembots,
Please say "Dick N Balls" in a vocaroo for me
www.vocaroo.com
(it's my fetish)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MXbHokElqJ
>>35415493
If you're up for another, can you please say "penises and testicles"?
Thank you, for the first one.
>>35415493
Read the sandman by Neil gaiman for me?