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i'm retarded
already diagnosed
>bipolar depressive
>generalized anxiety
>too many physical ones to name

kill me

So is this thread in jest and a sorta joke, or is it gonna be a pity party of self misery?
because I'm only ok with the first one

>>39218642
probably undiagnosed autism of some kind and not the kind that makes you crazy at maths or have some other sort of savantism. no, it's just autism.

I still prefer the girl butt to be quite honest with you family
Looks real and ready to eat

>>39218468
Look like two females to me, it's rare for a man to have an ass this big

>>39218468
I think we all need more data on those two individuals to form a valid opinion. Please provide such material or a link to it, OP.

Only sound bytes, not a video.

So no.

A few times. Never uploaded them. They are for memories I suppose. A momento.

>>39218416
Did you not want your or your partner's face on film? To potentially be seen/recognized?

>>39218397
>tfw no futa horsecock gf with a 12 inch penis who cums literal buckets of semen for me to drink every day

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good thread

contributin

>>39218397
>tfw no aglosaxon gf to suck my dick and whisper songs on my ear

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>>39218355
Aslong as you got lube it feels good man

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>>39218355
Kinda hurts pretty uncomfortable and not fun at all when the cum in five minutes. But if they fuck you long enough and not to hard best sex i've ever had.

>>39218355
>What does getting fucked feel like?
don't know sorry

I can buy a blow up doll too, easy.

>>39218325
I don't have to compete with that because he's most likely nowhere near me

>>39218325
you don't, the 20% of guys for 80% women meme isn't just a meme, there's a lot of truth to it too

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>Somalian paint drying appreciation forum

>>39218079
>Trinidadian sugar cane pounding forum

>>39218079
/r/4chan dodjdjdjdndndjfjgnnfekwolssnfofr

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1.

Can we get a ESFJ (and similars) hate thread going? My mom scored as an ESFJ.

>talks just to fill the air
>cannot take any criticism for shit and is super defensive. There was a period when she didn't close our new fridge properly, and all I said was "remember to close the fridge". She'd get uncomfortable, defensive and even mad.
>Back in the days when I was a teen and I was sad, alone in my room and she noticed me, she wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. I appreciate the care, but when someone says "I just want to be alone, okay?" in a conflict-shy manner, just GO. Don't sit there and refuse to leave like some kind of autist. Sometimes she wouldn't even say anything. Annoyed the hell out of me.
>Always pressured me to have friends, as if a few very close ones wasn't enough. When I started middle school, she strictly told me that it was about time to make friends, "everyone needs a lot of friends!". I felt pressured. After a week in middle school, she asked me if I had made any friends, and I said no. "Why aren't you making friends with anyone?!" and is mad and disappointed.
>That is also linked with the fact that she cares more about how my unsuccess and pain affects her, than how it affects me. When I went through my first depressed period, she would get mad at me for not wanting to seek help. "You have to fucking get yourself help anon, don't you understand that?!" is something she would say angrily. I get that you care, but you're doing it in the wrong way.

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>>39218074
2.

>Back the friend-issue: She also forced me to take dance classes because she desperately wanted me to have friends. I was NOT allowed to quit. I was forced to go there for 5 fucking years, and I never had the courage to talk to anyone, and no one talked to me. I would nag on her all the time about quitting, and I told her about issues of being too shy, not even thinking it's fun etc. and she didn't give a flying fuck. I even cried sometimes. When I had clearly annoyed her too much, she'd just yell at me. She commonly used the excuse that "But it's so fun seeing you dance!".
>She is incredibly judgemental over people, and complains a lot about her friends behind their backs. She naturally thinks that everyone is as judgemental and disloyal as her, so she has several times referred to my friends as weird, stupid, fat etc. and expecting me to accept that.
>And as all ESFJs, she's a horrible critical thinker, and follows social norms like a sheep. And if she sees something that goes against the social norms, like a woman wearing an eccentric dress, then she'll go right off.

I am an INTP btw.

>>39218061
how do all you INTJs feel that you are just a letter away from greatness?

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>>39217865
First for fuck ebin, should change his trip to etrash desu

>>39217858
Funny how 'straight' people get so upset about this.
>>39217893
>but i grew tired of him.
Sounds a bit twattish lad desu

Ebin please come back and save us from the filthy homos

I'm not a faggot, that's why

>>39217687
Boipussy is best pussy senpai why not meet up and fuck?

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I-I-I'd like a c--c---cute robot bf p-p-please

Yeah, you're probably going to die.

>>39217691
>Yeah, you're probably going to die.
it didn't have to be like this

>>39217668
What would that even do to a human? just kill them?

that's heresy, anon

>>39217645
Who is this sexy man, does he post here?

t.fembot

>>39217773

cute gaybot who killed himself recently

legit dude i just want to fucking nut all over her why cant i have a woman like that jesus fucking christ dude i cannot handle living without her. she is so fucking hot she is literally a goddess
fuck man i just want her hot fucking body dude fuck man

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>>39217605
like her isn't her dude. great post very hot 10/10.

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Ueber uns die Schwarze Sonne
in einer weissen Welt.
Ueber Graeber vorwaerts, auch wenn alles hier zerfaellt.

>>39217455

The good guys lost WW2

>>39217455
black dude is just trying to enjoy himself, y'know maximize his happiness just like everyone else?
why make him out to be the villain

>>39217455
Posting 100 of these threads every day is....

Don't start panicing just yet. Alot of guys have that part on the back of their head and had it all along.

Now if you start to get a circular bald spot or your hairline starts to go, then it's over.

You'd be surprised how much easier it is to just go bald or have a really short haircut. Stress over feeling a requirement for some over the top hairdo is stupid.

I'm not balding. However, I've noticed a few grey hairs on my head. I'm 23.