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>riding bus from work today
>part of the route drives through ghetto
>fat as fuck skimply dressed black chick with huge ass gets on
>dick is diamonds instantly
>go home and have the best fap in weeks thinking of her
Is this the point of no return for me robots? I'm literally lusting after obese niggers. Is there a way to cure myself of this? Preferably without killing myself?
Pic related is the closest approximation of what she looked like that I could find.
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Why do you hate yourself so much? How about you be thankful that you have a dick to jerk off and that women that you find attractive exist in real life.
Whats wrong with liking what you like? The ironic/sarcastic/satirical opinions of people who have no impact on your life? If so then you should kill yourself for that, not something biological that you have no control over.
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>>37761106
Normie, get out!
>>37760992
Time for an hero.
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>>37761132
Normies sit on r9k on a Friday night?
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>you're walking down the sidewalk when you see a man with a broken arm trying to carry a large box back home
>out of the kindness of your heart you help him carry it home
>when you arrive he is grateful and asks you to come inside for something to drink
>for your kindness he offers you one of two things:
>a relationship with your perfect girl that lasts until one of you dies or you end it. She will never cheat
>or the ability to convince whoever you want to have sex with you
Which do you chose?
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relationship with perfect girl
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ability to convince anyone to have sex obviously, if you look at it positively you'll most likely get a relationship regardless. Also getting so potentially meaningful with no work would fuck with people.
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Why would you not take perfect girl?
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Newfag here trying to get involved with the community. Tell me how your day was.
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Shut up newfag I don't gotta tell you shit about how I gots lots of weed today
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>>37760969
Sounds lit dude. Have fun. :)
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Feeling pretty good mate, I'm really noticing my newbie gains after a couple months of going to the gym 5 times a week. Mai waifu would be proud of me.
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Addressing the whole "sex isn't that special" meme that normies keeping on insisting.
>Be me, gay anon tired of being a virgin (I'm no longer a robot)
>decide to hire a male escort
>look around on a few sites
>eventually decide on a Latin musclebear bottom named Javi
>meet him
>he clearly has experience with calming virgin nerves.
>process to have the best, most degenerate 2 hours of my life
>he even cuddled with me for ~45 minutes after my time ran out
This was one of the best experiences I've had in my life, sex is amazing, don't let normies tell you otherwise. Their just trying to be sympathetic towards you. Now that I know the truth I can't go back.
Also getting your dick sucked is amazing
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Huh I thought normies make fun of virginfags
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Bumporiginaola
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>>37760876
Describe the degenerate sex in more detail
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGddWmLBczs
Did we go too far?
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>Published on Jun 16, 2017
What the fuck happened to the 2k chris got from selling the totem?
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>>37761049
He spent it on some stupid toy and the golden necklace barb is wearing in the videoLOL
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>>37760873
was Barb having a stroke during this video?
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is Ryan Gosling dare I say it... 2017-06-17 12:35:07 Post No.37760842
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is Ryan Gosling dare I say it...
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>always lonely
>antisocial
>random violent outbursts
>nightperson
>always gets cucked by pitiful thots
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You mean the character he plays, not actually him IRL
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>>37760842
You mean
>is Ryan Gosling [in Drive] dare I say it....
No, he's attractive, has a cool day job, and could have literally any woman he wants. Meanwhile woman actively run away from the average robot.
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>>37760842
ryan gosling is also sexy af and has a smile that melts the hearts of girls of any age.
Question. Have any of you dated a girl who was molested/raped in her past?
How was the sex?
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Barking up the wrong tree, pal
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>>37760829
She was like a piece of wood. Completely stiff and unmoving. Scared and anxious, wanted it to be over as soon as possible
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>>37761241
Jesus, that sounds awful. Was she your gf?
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Do you find this girl attractive yay or nah 2017-06-17 12:33:35 Post No.37760810
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Do you find this girl attractive yay or nah
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This board can't seem to make up its mind.
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>>37760810
i personally find her attractive, yes
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Aye
>white
>blonde
>thin
>good chin
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>>37760810
She is baIding.
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Does anyone else here enjoy the rain? Whenever it falls I'm immediately calmed like something has washed me away. I take walks around, just listening to the ambience. It's fulfilling, I guess? I don't know but I really enjoy it. It's very lovely. Like I just can't describe it? Besides that, how has your day been? Anything eventful happen? Describe it here. <3
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I enjoy a receiving a rain of cum from big black cocks.
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I like when it rains late at night, in the summer when it's warm, so I can walk around and get wet without getting cold.
It's nice.
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fuck off from this board you tumblr faggot or at least use a tripcode so we can blocked you
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>Slowly losing my best friend and there's nothing I can do about it
Who else is gonna be friendless soon/is friendless?
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>>37760746
Recently abandoned all of my friends.
It's kinda nice being friendless because now I have no obligations with other people.
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>>37760804
I used to feel like that. The loneliness will get to you. I don't advise going any further down this hole dude.
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>>37760822
It's too late Anon.
There's nothing left for me.
>do it anon make me a mommy
what do you do?
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>>37760739
>what do you do?
Lynch her
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>>37760739
i'm impotent
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Hell no. I won't bringing my unborn children to suffer into this filthy and miserable world.
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Non-virgin hate thread 2017-06-17 12:29:05 Post No.37760732
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>ask someone if they're virgin
>They say they aren't
>mention I'm a virgin
>"I'm sure you'll lose it some day, don't worry"
>Hey why do you consider it a bad thing? What if it was my choice?
>"Nice joke anon, don't get mad, you'll find someone willing one day"
Wtf? Why do people hate virginity so much?
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I dont hate virgins but i hate when they dont understand that getting laid mostly is luck factor.
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The tfw "you're not a man until you fucked a girl" meme.
I live on my own
I pay my own bills
Change my own oil
Take my dog to the vet to get his annual checkup
How the fuck am I not a man? There are losers who live with their parents and mommy and daddy pay for almost everything, and somehow they're more of a man than me because some drunk chick at the club wanted to get stuffed?
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>>37760732
I dont hate them at all and I'm a non virgin. I love them actually, they are my fetish.
But I don't understand how you wouldnt want to lose it unless you are asexual because sex is fun.
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If you kept all your memories and started high school again what would you do differently to avert you entering robothood?
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>>37760712
Well... for one I would confront my parents about whatever the fuck I am. Why the entire world revolved around me and tell them I am aware of it all.
Second, I would tell them to stop putting male hormones and steroids in my food and begin transitioning into a woman earlier.
Third, I would lose weight asap and give Eric a proper reply when she told me "So, my parents aren't home this weekend."
Third, I would drop out of highschool immediately and email companies like Blizzard my "super fucking talented for your age" portfolio.
Considering Bush was actually behind 9/11 I don't know if any one of us could have stopped. The CIA/FBI/ILLUMINATI are well aware of the time traveling Emperor.... so...
I wouldn't have any money to invest into any stocks so I would remain poor as fuck.
Honestly? I was miserable in high school for so many reasons. Everything was boring as fuck, I hated living, and never wanted to do anything ever. So I doubt much would be able to be changed.
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>>37760712
I would fuck my past self
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I would take HRT earlier and suck dylan's huge cock
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>>37760642
jkbjkfbasfja bfakhc bwef vb lol niggu
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>>37760648
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>>37760668
niggu dindu fagotello hdfghsgdu sdghd
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You can find me in the club edition
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britain is dead
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>>37760698
>britain is dead
Never ever shall Britain fall.
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>Dailymail shitting on Maybot now
Boris will be in with a matter of weeks, calling it lads