Go to bed, you pathetic NEET losers!
I've been browsing this place while on my bed for more than 4 years. Bitch, I live on my bed. My stomach is my desktop.
It's only 10:30 and Asuka in a towel just made me horny.
>>38244107
This.
We're both going to get bladder cancer sometime in the next ten years.
I want to be good but I also have a desire to be bad. Wat do?
Kill yourself because you are a shitskin
>can't stop thinking about my ex
>>38244021
how did she leave you?
> at least you've had an ex
>can't stop thinking of the girl that fucked me
>tfw was just talking to her
>shes gonna fuck her bf tomorrow
Hey ddid any of you save the /r9k/ musical screen play some anon wrote? I thought it was pretty good at the time and i want to read it again.
Shameless self bump
ora ora ora oragami original-y
holee shit I met a girl today and spent most of the day with her and she must be a demigoddess. She's got a 10/10 face, she's superthicc, she's taller than me, and just being around her will make you float. She's a professional 'Healer' and she really believes in crystals and chakras and all that hippie stuff but honestly it clearly works for her. I think she's an angel or a good witch or something.
>>38243995
So nice when other autists tell about their imaginary friends. Mine are usually insane and tell me to kill other people
>tfw the only women I ever have any contact with IRL at all ever are my mom and grandma
>tfw no undercover brother bf
>tfw no MAVEN gf
Blackbots, what's the difference between Tyrone and Jamal?
>>38243977
they're just two different names for the same thing, Black Chad
>>38243977
Tyrone rapes and Jamal murders. Division of labor and all that.
Any other robots here have a 'the one' story, like this one crazy time years ago you actually did date a chick?
> Inb4 normie
Yeah, yeah, I get it...
... But anyway, has anyone else had this?
For me there was this girl I dated in high school. I didn't love her. I didn't fuck her. I didn't even really appreciate her that much at the time. But everything about her appearance in my life was such a flash of serendipity that she still shines brighter than any star in my sky--brighter than my parents or siblings, brighter than my best friends. The memories involving her just glow red hot somehow, they feel like a Hollywood movie compared to all the mundane shit in my life.
And the crazy part is, I still don't really know who you were...
>group of roasties try to talk to me
>get mad when I don't respond
Do they feel entitled to my attention or something?
>>38243949
>Do they feel entitled to my attention or something?
Woman feel entitled to everything.
>>38244058
>Woman feel entitled to everything.
Severely underrated post
>>38244058
I would bet money that if I had tried to go up and talk to them uninvited they would get angry.
I just can't win
There are so many negative and bad feeling threads. How about a feel good thread? What's something good that has happened to you in the past week?
I didn't have to work on Tuesday
I may be a friendless virgin loser, but i just had some real good nuts so things really arent that bad
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kys canada boy
>>38243931
Who? *yawn*
/richrobot/ general
You can only post in this thread if you're:
>a neet obviously
>rich
All other plebes can kindly fuck off.
Most rich people dont carry that much money on them. Use a debit card you retard
>>38243942
>He doesn't carry all of his cash in a Gucci backpack
>>38243884
Can I originally have $500 for a new computer
Haven't seen one of these in awhile, although I mainly go on /x/ now. This used to be a nice general.
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Basically try and get chicks online using wizard powers
Social media threads are banned faggot, that's why you don't see these threads
>>38243907
this is a raid thread faggot, raiding girls
>>38243916
Enjoy your ban then, raid threads are against global rules
REMOVE UNEMPLOYMENT FROM PREMISES
>>38243830
Should I give the manager a firm handshake if he's albanian?
>>38243910
REMOVE KEBAB TAKE PRECEDENCE.
ForeFathers always should think like Humanitarians and achieve and sustain # WORLD PEACE.../.example@etc.