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>>34156686
>stimming overloads

Never knew it's called this way.

>>34156724
I don't know if it's called that either I just invented the term because I don't know how to search it on Google

Does anyone else know what it's called? Do normies get this? I think they do too actually, weird. Maybe they're only sensitive to strong stimming overloads and we're sensitive to even subtle ones. And that's our issue. We get too much information.

>>34156808
Googled a bit more, apparently it's just Sensory Overload.

I have this all the friggin time, touch\scratch some certain area on head\arm and it just triggers. Music, peeing, eating certain things.

It's like the the fragrance of jasmine upon gentle spring breeze. Truly indescribable.

Good, hard drugs.

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>>34156779
stimulants, or depressants.

will shooting up with heroin make me feel loved.

>>34156672
Cum buckets, from the look of it.

>>34156672
POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD POOPOO PEEPEE HEEH CUMMIES XDD

>>34156981
fucker


jigga

Bump sluts.

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>>34156636

Reminds me of a friend of mine, was out driving one night, crossed intersection and some faggots slammed into him from the side running a red light. Friend got really fucking mad and the other guy was shook up as hell, admitted his faults and all, but when sending in the insurance papers he claimed to have had a green light and since he had a couple of faggot friends in his car chiming in with his lie, so he ended up having to take the insurance cost.

If their car is parked outside some day you can always set fire to it, or spray paint a swastika, they're really quick to make and then bolt. It's always a nuissance to remove that paint too.

Got any picture of the dent? I've successfully hammered out/brazed/filled a few in the past.

>>34156769

Even better idea! Throw a jar of paint dissolver over their car, quick and easy to do and the paint is irrevocably fucked.

>>34156593
>not completely forgetting about this shitty 3d world when wathing anime

Maybe you shouldnt have been such a retard in highschool

>>34156593

Yes, you just need to accept that you will forever be a person that had a shitty high school experience. You spent it playing video games or watching anime or whatever your story is.

However happiness isn't locked away from you indefinitely. You can still find pleasure in life. At the very least you can take solace in the fact that upwards of 80% people in the modern world never had the rosy high school life shown in anime, so you are not alone with the emptiness you feel.

>>34156569
Wow. This thread sure is in need of some killing. If only some junior threadkiller would come and kill it.

>>34156569
AWHH WOEWWWW DIS TWEADD IUS Gweat I wirr kiRr iut

Can't let him kill thread just like that. Thread would have died for nothing.

>>34156539
Damn, what do you consider young love? I had my first gf in uni and before that nothing but one night stands. Did you have sex at all or even kissed a girl?

>>34156539
Keep posting anime.
That will help you out.

>>34156562
>THIS level of normie

Not OP but I'm 24 and have never kissed a girl or been on a date.

there are two ways to do it: margarine or sweet soy sauce, or both, actually
garlic is always good, and eggs
you can fry it using margarine or oil, but oil tastes better. optionally you can pour some sweet soy sauce on it if you'd like
then put in other spices you feel like adding: pepper, shredded green leaves. don't forget the meat! but if you don't have any meat i'd be content with scrambled eggs

>>34156538
Just as your girlfriend if she knows how to make it.

You're meant to use few day old rice, autistic bunny poster.

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>>34156492
Da JOOOOOOOOZZZ
DUH DEGENERACY!
Wa huppun? I MIZ THE fitties!
We need ah benevolent dictator to stop women from having sex with coloured men!
Your flag >>>memes XD
Hitler didn't killed da jooz but he should have...he dididn't nothign wrong$$!!

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>>34156492
Alright guys race war now

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>>34156492
Take a hike? I thought he said gas the kikes!

>>34156444
Nice trips, but if this thread has no purpose, I will be forced to end it.

my most recent DnD character
>name
Zeitsev

>class
Mage

>background
exiled for researching hemomancy, now continuing his research with his new friends (it was an all wizard campaign basically)

>equipment
Magic robes, spellbook, staff of light (non-magical), dagger, enchanted vials and bottles (the stuff you store in them is preserved forever

>skills
smart, good at magic and researching, can read in 5 different languages, more scientific knowledge than most people in setting, uses hemomancy to heal people

>weaknesses
low charisma (asking people for blood donations doesn't make you many friends)
frail (low strength and constitution
doesn't know how to use the dagger he carries around
can't hold his booze

I don't know what we're supposed to do in this thread but okay

>name
Wilson
>class
Bard
>background
A world-class alcoholic and decent guitarist, seeking vengeance against an unknown thing (???) who burnt his village to the ground.
>equipment
Old rusty knife, guitar, mean drunk fists
>skills
Can hold an inordinate amount of liquor
Knows his way around a guitar (and can beat an entire crowd with it)
Tenor, but can get down to a Baritone if the song demands it
Hits like a motherfucker

>>34156438
Oh ffs

That's just cruel

>>34156448
What is? He's been getting real donations. You think they will chargeback?

>>34156476
More just encouraging him. But he's too far gone anyway

thats a good question why am i not in a sauna right now

gay guys fuck in saunas and get ass juice and semen everywhere

>>34156493
You're forgetting all the herpes they sweat out. You catch things so quickly from sweaty saunas. Perfect breeding ground for viruses.

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Nice thread, pal.

word of advice: shave

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>He can't see his face in his balls

>>34156418
>shaving your balls
No one does this.

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he flipped out

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inb4 chargeback

is eggy technically a camwhore now?