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BENINTENDI FOR BENINTUM-TUM
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What the fuck is up with this/these K-on poster/s?
Why are they coming out of the woodwork?
The fuck is going on?
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>>38396893
Rem wrote your name into his death note, dummy. Why are you still here?
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>>38396936
her* pls don't misgender people

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it just keeps breaking down
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I see only darkness ahead
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blessed be the man of purity for he will inherit our kingdom
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we could have stopped it but we didn't listen

>thick emotional calluses
>no longer angry, embarrassed or anxious
>nothing dulls the loneliness
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elo is dis nabnan?
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>>38510739
Hngerhelber ate nabnan
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>>38510768
whut a tweeets!

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JAKA JUN!
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>Get job
>MAke 50k per year
>Get fit
>move out to a nice apartment in the city
>Stock up on material possessions to adorn place with
>Dress well
>Practice talking and socializing gain+2 charisma skill
>Go to bar
>See girl, we click after I make a game of thrones reference
>Bring girl home after night out on town
>Open door to my room
>Bottles filled with yellow fluid everywhere
>realize I forgot to take out my piss jugs
>About to lie and tell the girl that it's just lemonade
>She screams and runs out


welp ya can take the robot out of r9k but ya cant take the r9k outta da robot
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>>38396646
truer words never spoken my friend

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>Fat fuck
>Starve myself for a week
>Binge eat a bunch of chocolate
>Realized I fucked up
>Go to the bathroom to make myself throw up
>Can't throw up
>All I do when I ram my fingers down my throat is gag and cough
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>>38510574
>>Starve myself for a week

For what purpose?
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>>38510574

This is why starving doesn't work. Eat healthy foods.
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>>38510594
It was actually going splendidly until my fucking mom brought home chocolate

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Jotun Free To Own

http://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/Jotun_Valhalla
https://www.gog.com/game/jotun

Add a permanent copy to your account while you can
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Why don't you go look for a gf in the third world, anon?
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>>38396586
Already live in third world, anon. Still no gf
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>>38396586
cuz im not white im a nigger

dumb cumskins still think they can be robots smhtbqh

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tfw earned 50 USD by drawing shitty tattoo motifs...how do other NEETs earn their tendie money?
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Faces too pretty for porn.
> so many gf materials ruined by porn
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>>38396575
They were never gf material in the first place if they agreed to that let alone actively seek it out. Just wipe off their make up they aren't so pretty.
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who is she? she's too beautiful to be true.
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>>38396575
if it's any consolation, most of these women will be ruined by various drug addictions by the time they hit 30

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What does your stack currently look like? Is it working well? Here's one that I just bought:

>multivitamin
>fish oil
>turmeric
>ashwagandha
>rhodiola rosea
>bacopa monnieri
>ALCAR
>alpha-gpc
>creatine
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>be me
>33 years old
>get enough good boy points to go and get some tendies
>mom drives me to mickey d's
>there's a bunch of hippies out there protesting
>i go up to the crowd asking what was going on
>some skinny faggot tells me that Mcdonalds is abusing animals and using some weird ass chemicals
>says the man who probably takes some weird ass chemicals
>the angry mob is crowding the place so i can't get any tendies
>get back in the car and sit my ass down on my barnie booster seat
>see septic truck
>idea.jpg
>steal the septic truck
>spray shit from hose onto the hippie crowd
>run into mcdonalds
>manager says that they don't serve tendies anymore
>the hippies run into the building
>i grab my teletubbies lighter and throw it at the fryer
>run out of the store as fast as my sonic oc
>the whole place goes up in flames
>mfw i killed two birds with one stone
>or in this case two chickens
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>wake up at 1PM
>my tummy starts to gurgle
>hungry so i cry out to mummy for crispy tendies
>need to poop
>too lazy to walk to bathroom
>go to my trash corner and grabbed old pizza box
>use my desk for support as i poop into the box
>recall drawn together joke about calling poop sausage or something
>mummy came in with tendies
>ask mummy if she wants any sausage
>show her the box
>she turned around and left
>she took the tendies with her

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>Stop complaining and change

But what if nothing gets better even after the change?
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>>38396442
Impossible, we all know the recipe. It's simple to envision, but impossible for us to do.

1. Finish your education.
2. Get a high-paying job.
3. Get a girlfriend.
4. Move in with girlfriend.
5. Get girlfriend pregnant
6. Marry Girlfriend (5,6 any order)
7. Be distant to your children as you climb the corporate ladder.
8. Divorce your wife and she takes half your money.
9. See your kids every weekend, in between doing blow with the corporate fat cats and fucking prostitutes.
10. Get arrested for white-collar crime
11. Get out of jail and then move out to the woods, alone, in a cabin.
12. Live off the land, hunting and fishing, forget who you are and everything about yourself.
13. Finally kill yourself with the shotgun when everyone has forgotten about you, and your kids are not trying to find you anymore.

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>tfw you had no goth friends in high school
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I did and was a goth friend, you didn't miss out on much, they're poor and stupid.
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>>38396458
I always wanted a goth clique but I grew up in a black neighbourhood. A cute goth gf, too. I still regret it even though you're probably right.


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