Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2366. page

>tfw you don't want to masturbate but you keep getting excited

>>38282070
>tfw you don't post no face to express the face that you make when you tfw

File: 1476308467711.gif (1MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x281px

>>38486423
Kill me Pete
Please, put an end to this.

File: Lidute+kowok+huty+radou_2720c8_5872679.jpg (13KB, 414x130px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 414x130px

Kill me Pete.
If I wake up and I'm still here I'm going to be very upset.

>>38486423
You're me dude.
Now, running fixed my legs gut lower back but my whole upper body is disgusting.
Looking into finding a routine that fits what I want.
Gonna be a brick shithouse or die trying desoo.

I'd say I'm glad I'm not one of them, but I'm actually not. Fucking normies I wish I was them.

Yeah but I'd have to lower my standards and put up with a girls bullshit.

>>38486379
Not getting financially cucked is more preferable if you ask me.

>go to Walmart
>buying robitussin, underwear and a frozen pizza
>go to check out
>can't use self checkout because Walmart verifies ID to buy DXM
>don't want to wait around like an idiot while the machine signals for a human to examine my ID and think I'm a scheming druggy
>express lane has a dark asian/native american looking qt girl and like two guy in line
>immediately get in line of an old man cashier with 4 people in line
>fettuccine deployment averted
>leave and hate myself

>>38281821
I wanna sneak my dick in a girl while she is sleeping

I wonder and think how can such a pretty looking creature house the spirit of a deceitful, lying, envious, egotistical, malicious, vain, manipulative, vengeful, consciousness.

>tfw do

Weird feeling since no one's ever had my back.

As long as you understand you are talking to yourself and not some imaginary friend, and are aware of the fact it us weird and shouldnt do it in front of other people i see nothing wrong with it anon. Its also a good way for people that dont talk much to talk and use those muscles so when you talk to someone else you havent forgotten how

>>38281870
When I talk to myself I talk as though I'm talking to a friend I had in grade school. He moved after high school but I've never had any other friend. Sometimes I imagine what his response would be, sometimes I burst out laughing at jokes he makes, or would've made if he was actually there. I don't know if that counts as an imaginary friend or not.

>>38281706
In what context exactly? I had friends in high school but I was never allowed to go out after school or on the weekends because my mom would make me help take care of my younger siblings. I never got to experience all the dumb shit teens do. Maybe that's why I find it hard to approach women and socialize with strangers.

File: 1495506986698.jpg (12KB, 380x405px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 380x405px

Sounds good to me, friend. What's the problem?

False advertising, boss baby was not in the movie

File: 14993744350741.jpg (36KB, 351x500px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 351x500px

>>38281402
"Why don't you just get a job, Champ?"