Guys do I have a lazy eye??? Sometimes when I look in the mirror I think I might but no one has ever told me. Do you think girls wouldn't talk to me because of this?
No, it's your face in general.
>>35988410
Ah :/ damn love you too.
>>35988221
no you just have a minor droopy eyelid and a tilted nose the gives an illusion that you have lazy eye.
it's not even noticeable if you don't look at it closly
Big nose? Get a nose job. Bad teeth? Get dental veneers. Pale? Get a tan. Fat? Lose weight. Small boobs for girls? Boob job. Big boobs for guy? Surgery to get rid of them. Manlet? AHAHAHAHA POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>35988215
Manlets... When will they learn?
Or8ginsk
>>35988215
Thing about the benefits though. For instance , you can buy cheap and small cars that don't inhale gas.
>>35988470
And you and ten of your manlet budz can all jam into your car and ....do ....whatever manlets do.
Is there any hope for me? Weight loss already started so we'll see where that goes.
>>35988187
Yes. Lose weight and get a good haircut and you'll be fine. Also shave, unless you have no chin.
it's pretty much up to you man
>>35988200
Any haircut recommendations? I know nothing of this stuff. My hair is long (down to my shoulders) even in the front and pretty curly. Thinking of getting it short but I don't like how it feels or maybe just not used to it.
Should I try to distract people from the soulless eyes of darkness? I've been told they are unnerving.
>What's the hold up anon?
>I thought you wanted to pound my tight little boypussy?
why are 3D traps so fucking vile
there's no "trap" it's more like an ambush
>>35988175
*screaches in the corner as I protect my tendies from this vile intruder*
>>35988185
truer words have never been spoken but this trap isnt too bad
>Take off shoes
>Sweaty sock smell
>Get boner
What does this mean
you have a sweaty sock fetish/feet fetish?
>>35988166
Yeah, kind of, sort of...
>>35988073
pornography has fried the wiring in your brain. you are oversexed and will probably never fix it.
if this is the worst thing that arouses you, consider yourself lucky. for now.
I'm so fucking scared, I haven't slept in days, skinwalkers have been stalking me ever since I moved to florida, they've replaced my good friends and most of my family, every time I talk to one of these fakes they drop subtle hints on me that they're constantly watching me, everything they say is a reference to things I've done in private, I think they're toying with me, every day I wonder if this is the day they're going to take me too, until then all I can do is act like nothing is wrong but I'm almost certain they know l know, the sinister gleam in their demon eyes doesn't lie.
take your medication you silly little stupid schizo
>>35987945
Tomorrow is the day we finish you off, or did you forget about that Wednesday a year ago?
Shouldn't have revealed you were onto us, friend :)
>this thread is now archived
>>35987847
is she really in brazil?
the fuck is she doing over there?
Do we know for a fact she fucked a dog?
former adult swim comedian you mean
>>35987847
Hi. I`m in the list and I find her qt
but who is her?
I really cannot comprehend how people can defend a religion like Islam. It is arguably the only major religion with principles stuck so far in the stone age. Why the fuck do so many people accept this? Let me make this clear I do not hate any middle eastern race. What I hate is the religion itself. What do you folks think?
>What do you think
I think the fact you mentioned Islam as a bad religion and Christianity is a sure fire way to prove you have complete biasand should go back to /pol/
>>35987843
It's pretty gud to you socio-economically if you're a male. I don't blame my people for sticking with it.
The essential difference between Islam and say, Christianity or Judaism (who's texts are equally stuck several thousand years ago) is that the qu'ran is essentially a rule book-there's no room for grey area, unlike the parables and the like of the bible. It's much harder to reform a religion that is overtly "the word of the prophet" than one that is the writings of many different people.
What's the difference between Chad and Liam?
>>35987832
Liam is more sensitive
>>35987832
Liam is a faggot
>>35987832
They are often two completely different individuals
What the fuck is going on in America right now? It seems like we're on the cusp of everyone going full degenerate but we have this portion of society that still [stupidly] believes in old Americana and that we're going to go back to a more "innocent" time.
Like people who really believed that Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders were better options. Do these people really believe that shit or are their heads just up their asses and denying the invevitable truth that western society is fucked no matter who the president is?
It's the 21th century and you still have people operating on old played out atiquated cliches from the 20th century. You still have people who think things like being punk or a hippie are still relevant, those old dead countercultures that outlived their usefulness. And it's still mostly women who do that sort of shit, I hardly ever see a guy into any subculture these days, but you still have women who pride themselves on being a "punk" or "hippie" no matter how dead those things are and no one gives a shit.
Also it seems like people can just get away with nostalgia, thus these times have no real sound. See the amount of bands that play shit that sounds like it was made between the 60s-90s, vaporwave, the rise of lo-fi house music.
This shit is all mixed up, what the fuck is going on?
>>35987824
Thanks HST, time to get back in the grave buddy.
>>35987824
What exactly are you expecting? It's not really clear to me but it seems like you're just ranting.
>>35987824
that's because anime grime is the sound of the times
https://youtu.be/je-HnTRodnM
>tfw accidentally fap to cute boys again even though I'm not gay
>tfw op is a faggot and accidently makes another attention whoring thread #3000
calling 100 or more replies
>Guy adds me on steam
>Self identified /pol/turd and alt-right
>Tells me he doesn't believe in LGBT rights
>Still asks me for pics of myself because I'm a trap
>He starts telling me, a homosexual trap male, that wanting to fuck me doesn't make him gay
>>35987864
>He starts telling me, a homosexual trap male, that wanting to fuck me doesn't make him gay
/pol/tards have a mental illness, what's newpost pics qt~
post some rare pepes
>>35987793
best one
got me laughing
tihs is not a txletelss psot
i'm trying to be original
Would you let Alessia Cara fart in your face?
>>35987686
she isn't intelligent enough to fart on my face
No, thats disgusting and I don't see why that is at all appealing.
>>35987686
>Would you let Alessia Cara fart in your face?
I wouldn't let anyone fart in my face, and I have no clue who that is
Mod are asleep.
Why aren't you?
>>35987678
>Mod are asleep.
no they aren't
>>35987678
Mostly just studying threads.
>>35987682
Shh, you'll wake them up.
>>35987695
What is the study of threads called?
What would you do if your boyfriend punched you for mouthing off?
>>35987591
w-well I probably deserved it (;_;)
I'd be sad, but deal with it. One bad moment doesn't define a relationship.
>>35987591
>tfw no dependent gf to beat for mouthing off
>tfw she will never suck your dick to make up for mouthing off after