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>pre-ordered game
>open case
>no manual
That's it. I'm done with consoles.
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>>35964128
They haven't had manuals in years, Anon.
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>>35964128
Consoles are for people with friends to invite over.
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>>35964128
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON THE TOILET YOU FUCKING GAME COMPANIES
I WANT TO FORGET MY MANUAL IN THE BATHROOM, SHOWER, AND PUT IT BACK IN THE CASE ALL SHRIVELED AND CRACKLY
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I honestly only want to be black so I can pull off cornrows, besides that I couldn't give less of a fuck about a big dick or being athletic.
I just want the cornrows.
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Then do it now.
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Me too anon. I've also noticed that being black totally excuses you from social awkwardness. If Kawhi was white and was as quiet and monotone as he is, I guarantee people would think he's a weirdo
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>>35964385
for sure, or they would just make fun of him for being a white nerd. But with Kawhi, it's just him being humble.
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have you ever noticed that people who enjoy anime and japanese video games tend to be exponentially more intelligent than people who don't?
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>>35964111
That is strange, I've noticed the opposite.
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>>35964111
no I have not noticed that
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>>35964132
This, unless maybe they have other interests that are constructive.
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met a redheaded qt with very very nice legs that aparently lives right next to me. I want to ask her out but i dont know how. She's also interested in someone else. What do?
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>>35964103
Do you have anything worth while to attract such a creature?
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>>35964347
no. im fat and my only talent/thing that might be considered interesting about me is the drums and im not even that good. Shes beautiful, draws, and plays the ukulele
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>>35964103
>>35964390
well then you've got no chance so just give up and find someone at your own level before you embarass yourself
There are hundreds of average looking to good looking dudes on here that are virgins because they have no talents that they can show off to girls.
I come here to convince you anon, learn to fucking dance. I spent a week with youtube shit learning to dance, nothing hard just shit they do in justin and timaland videos and now I can go to a casino, start dancing with strangers and i've bagged a different girl each night with 1/4 those nights not ending in sex.
Learn to fucking dance anon
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this r9k robots don't dance
we just do the robot lol
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>>35964090
>19
>only place to "dance" is a all an age, all "sexuality", safe space night club
No point until I can actually go to a club.
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>>35964090
I have intersting talents/passions, I'm also naturally funny and I've got a good career path and an interesting life story and cool stuff to talk about.
BUT I also have terrible social anxiety when it comes to women and I literally have a heart attack when I think about asking a girl out
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is it possible to be truly happy without having a sex life?
i'm a neet under no pressure from my parents to get a job/move out and i spend my time doing the things i like such as getting comfy in bed watching anime, playing vidya and going for comfy night walks listening to music
while i find my life enjoyable i honestly feel like the lack of sex is going to eventually destroy me, i want nothing more than to feel the touch of a woman, to grab and suck on her breasts as i fuck her pussy
i'm too anxious to go to a prostitute and i am too much of an autist to ever get a girl any other way
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>>35964027
I didn't care much about getting a girlfriend for a long time. Until Maybe a year or two ago, when the loneliness pangs got significantly worse. Now I'm suffering, and don't know how to approach girls or talk to them.
Turning 31 soon, and dealing with a constant feeling of dissatisfaction every day. I don't know if it's the desire for sex, or the desire for companionship that feels worse. I'm just unhappy.
So to answer your question: No. It's not possible to be truly happy without affection.
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>>35964200
>It's not possible to be truly happy without affection.
For you.
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>>35964200
>>35964027
Why don't you just use a dating app? Like if you're seriously motivated to finding a girlfriend you have to put 100% into it, and unless you are deformed or something it shouldn't be too hard, just lower your standards.
Seriously just go download every single dating app you come across and spend like 2hrs a day on it and i'm sure you'll find somebody. At 31 i'm sure you can find plenty of divorced or lonely women out there.
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Anon.. these are the first you've ever seen aren't they?
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Get out , pyg disgusting 2d neko cat.
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Tfw gay as fuck.
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At this point I'd be happy if a girl showed me her breasts out of pity/
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How do I convince my ex and her new bf to name their daughter Ryuko?
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Kidnap the baby and do it yourself.
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I don't think you can. Give up.
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>>35963964
genetically engineer her with a polyester shirt
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>fall for the dating site meme
>get a match with a girl
>send her a message
>she deletes her account
>I'm sure it's just a coinincidence
>get another match
>message new match
>she also deletes her account
>mfw
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Just be yourself, bro. Just be confident. The world doesn't owe you shit.
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>>35963970
That's the worst part, I was brutally honest about myself and my intrests in the description and then this happened
I'm just gonna fucking end it
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>>35964106
Dude, you just have to be confident bro. Bro dude, just be more confident hahahaha. I'm off to fuck Stacey, see you later bro.
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IT WONT BE LONG
WATCH OUT R9K
THE MADMAN IS COMING
BE SCARED
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I want to beleaf
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>>35963942
is that you chinkmoot? are you giving us a heads up?
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>>35963983
/LGBTR9K/
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Anyone else sick of pretending to be fine to fit in with the normie scum?
My life is pretty much dedicated to try to fit in. I care that much about what they think. How do I stop? If it's even possible.
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what if you dedicated your life to not fitting or fitting out. not caring what they think and keep going who cares if it is impossible
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Just be yourself, bro. Just be confident. I'm off to fuck my girl, see you later.
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take it til you make it. it's not easy until it's easy. gotta practice.
>We didn't get a merger
Holy fuck lads we dodged a bullet
>>>/outsoc/
that could've been us
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What's worse is that other fuckers from other merged boards were talking about how they'd love to see us fused with /soc/. NORMIES OUT AND STAY OUT FOREVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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if we can't get some decent moderation going or proper /hiki/fication then this dump should be deleted outright
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They already ruined my /int/, they will NEVER touch my safespace r9k
>see there's a losertrain that is in my discord
>ask who they are
>avoids question and spergs out
>ban him
talk about autists you've dealt with
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>>35963858
Stop posting this thread, no one cares and you only get 30 responses before it 404s anyways.
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>>35964339
what are you talking about losertrain
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>losertrain
hahaha what the fuck
>anon complaining about his city being infested with [my countrymen/ethnicity]
Post feels whities could NEVER understand
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When white people say that we Native Americans were not that discriminated against and then go on to say that their great grandmother was a Cherokee princess so it's okay to say that
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>thinking anyone but annoying, white, teenage "" edgelords"" are on /r9k/
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>tfw white people keep making the non-white feels thread
>be firefighter
>rescue all males first
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>be me
>firefighter
>running into burning
>people are burning
>save all males first
>not even bothering with females
>TFW roasties get fucking roasted
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>be me
>do creative writing and post it on r9k
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>>35964533
Burrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn roastie btfio