Silly Millennials. You can't replace children with animals
>>38078359
Millennials are people born from 1980 to 2000 stop pretending you're not one yourself.
>>38078359
I've seen the marking on that cats head somewhere before..
>>38078359
Mort3mer looks fucking disgusting I don't know how Arin can even look at her let alone kiss her. Jesus christ, I pity that guy. He can't even break up with her because their fans would get mad.
You all fucking disgust me. Of course the normalfags, but the """robots""" too. Now that I've truly realised this cesspool isn't my secret club anymore, nor does it produce anything of quality except greentexts of roasties in MMO guilds and then orbiters going "y-yeah girls like you are alright".
Holy shit, I was arranging my certificates today and saw my scholarship, and realised, 99% of you utter disappointments won't ever amount to anything, and real anons have left already a long time ago. Much like a delusional normalfag beta holding out for his whore cheating gf, I kept coming here in hopes that maybe, MAYBE it'll get better, back to what it once was.Of course I was wrong.
Oh, have fun with your kekistani brothers and orbiter "rose thread"/"tripfag general incest roleplay" faggots.Truly fits the "degeneration of a hobby" image.
It was a wild ride, these 13 years. I hope you all get ass cancer.
>>38078331
you have nowhere to go we won just accept it.
This is exactly right, you didn't even have to name all the things wrong with this board. The time I waste here is not worth the occasional experience of finding someone I relate to. 4chan is dead. This board especially, nothing but 400 reply bait threads, "fembot"/trap/gay threads and Pepe's. Fuck you r9k.
>>38078331
>leaving
>this shithole
Nice meme
Should I ask this really cute looking cashier at my nearby store out? She's like 19 and really beautiful and I've noticed her looking at me whenever I'm there. When I look at her back she quickly averts her eyes. Does this mean she likes me? I've never asked a girl out and I had a girlfriend 8 years ago. What do I say to her?
I'm a 22 year old virgin.
>>38078296
Just strike up conversation
Build a relationship
Eventually ask her out
>Should I ask this really cute looking cashier at my nearby store out?
No.
>When I look at her back she quickly averts her eyes. Does this mean she likes me?
No.
>What do I say to her?
Nothing. Let her do her job.
>>38078319
>>When I look at her back she quickly averts her eyes. Does this mean she likes me?
>No.
What does it mean then? She doesn't do that to other customers. If it isn't an indication of interest, what is it then?
Don't you cunts know how to use fucking sage?
I barely see anyone sageing all those shitty trap/fembot threads
All you newfag cunts have to do is write sage in the options field.
>>38078200
Sage dosent do anything anon. Also I am a trap so deal with it.
>>38078200
It's not against the rules so it won't stop.
>tfw moot changed the field from email to options so the newfags wouldn't get confused
Is it possible for a male and a female who are both single to have a professional non-sexual relationship at work?
I just hired a female PA because I was promoted to manager recently and I don't know if she's going to wanna have sex with me later on.
The only reason she would want to have sex with you is to go up in ranking and/or get promoted
If you fall for it, you are what's wrong with modern men and society, not her.
>>38078191
you're a fucking normie if you're a manager and you have an assistant
get out of my board
>>38078191
Depends if you're attractive or rich enough for her.
>tfw it's my birthday
>tfw i'm 19yo now
>tfw i'm a kv neet
my mom brought a cake but i dont wanna celebrate my birthday
>>38078126
Happy birthday goy, my 19th is in 17 days. Obviously not going to have a party or anything.
>>38078126
oh hey it's my 22nd today. happy birthday brother
>>38078126
Just do it for her. She does a lot for you. It'll make her happy
What do you do?
Do you enjoy it?
What would you ideally do?
How many of you shitpost from work/school?
I'm at work on the shitter ATM, and wow, I must say, I am autistically retarded.
Nothing (NEET)
No
I'd like to be a soldier or work aboard a cargo plane. Travel the world and don't have to think much. See amazing sights.
Too bad I'm a fat loser with mental issues.
Java api development
Yes
I'd like to be a rich neet who can do whatever he wants all day any day
I sometimes post on /g/ at work. Rarely come here.
IT Service Desk Technician
No
Write, either as a journalist or for a TV show or maybe non-fiction books
I am literally at work right now and I will be shitposting all day long like I usually do at work.
Why haven't you become a trap yet anon?
only passible traps are latinos and asians
you white bois need to stop tryin.
>>38078047
>1498233105250.gif
I wish it was me on the bottom
>>38078047
I have and my bf is black :)
>>38078062
Tfw a spic
have you ever been attracted to someone that everyone else thinks is ugly?
What would you do in this situation?
If I don't see them as ugly, no one else's opinion matters.
>pic related
I fucking love this woman body, i don't give a shit if it's plastic surgery
>>38077940
Yes, I'm usually attracted to women with weird faces, that might even be considered ugly by others. In a way thus is pretty good, because it means if she's your gf then none of your friends will try to get it on with her. But if you're talking about fatties, that's just gross.
>She's not gonna want to date you unless she likes you
This was from a friend in my old school while we were talking about a girl I was trying to get with. He was being supper supportive but when he said that I realised. There is literally nothing I can do. All I can hope for is that I have presented myself well enough and in the end, she'll make the last decision. Of course I already subconsciously knew this, but for some reason hearing, it just hit harder than it should have.
Now your turn.
>You would make a saint swear
>It's the Aspergers, isn't it (mum said this to me a lot when I did not understand something, shortly after I was diagnosed)
>Parents are taking their children out of this school all because of YOU (Headmaster said to me in his office once back when I was in primary school. At the time my younger brother was having trouble with some boys in his year, I tried to help him but it turned into me being the bad guy and looking back at it I probably was)
>>38078071
>At the time my younger brother was having trouble with some boys in his year, I tried to help him but it turned into me being the bad guy and looking back at it I probably was)
Damn, could you perhaps give a greentext?
>>38078093
I think it was just telling them to fuck off and leave my brother alone a few times. Maybe pushing them away when they were getting physical with him. I vaguely recall an incident where something happened, I told the teachers and it came back that I had lied about it resulting in a couple days being excluded.
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
It will be obvious, its easy to detect shills, just ignore and report their threads
>>38077890
It lasted only 2 days last time if I remember right. Besides, he who is easily baited does not belong on 4chin. One should only reply if he thinks he can bait the faggot OP.
>>38077902
>It will be obvious
>will
>implying they haven't been here for months
I know what you're thinking, just hear me out.
I've taken a liking until Coricidin. It's a cough medicine that gets you really really high. Feel numb and don't give a fuck.
Problem is I'm on a high dose of SSRis. You can run the risk of what's called Serotonin Syndrome, which can be lethal.
But here's the thing: when I was 16 I was on Celexa, an ssri, and I took Ecstasy and a whole bottle of Robitussin together. And I was fine. I used smelling salts instead of vicks for the Ecstasy. Never been higher.
I'm older now, on a new med, and I want to test the waters here. So how many of these little red devil's should I take?
3, 6, 9? I guess I can always take more. I don't want to end up in the fucking ER. Lord knows they aren't down with Coricidin. Neither is my family, so I gotta keep my Coricidin on the down low, you know what I'm saying.
I know it's irresponsible, but my life is shambled. I'm on SSI and life is boring. I gotta spice it up somehow.
Other problem. They keep the Coricidin behind the counter now. It sucks because I have to ask the pharmacist if they have the Coricidin. And as soon as I say "Coricidin" i BURST out laughing, like a maniac. But I'd rather be a psycho Skittles freak than a sober maniac.
So I might have to order my Coricidin on Amazon. It's cool that they have 2 day shipping for free.
So I might get an acquaintance to buy the Coricidin , or just order online. It's convenient but I want Coricidin now!
My friend buys like three boxes at a time I don't get how he does it.
Coricidin just brings out the comedian in me.
Any tips or advice?
Ever try corcidin its bomb as fuck
I tried weedo once
>>38077878
Advice? Research a drug before doing it. Coriciden has an active ingredient that's dangerous when taken in high quantities. You must get something that has dxm as the ONLY active ingredient.
i don't know what's real or what's just a projected mirage of my own mind anymore
>>38077852
I mix up my dreams with reality a lot I feel you
If you stop smoking ganja all the time you'll feel like a slightly more normal human being
I'm pretty sure I'm in the wrong reality and the creator this place is plotting against me.
Post sad birthdays
I go to college in a different city than my folks, they were supposed to come visit and bring my new driver's license for my 21st. My dad was too sick from radiation treatment so they couldn't make it. I just sat in my apartment in the dark that night.
I never got a chance to have a beer with my dad before he died.
>>38078645
Sorry to hear that anon, thats rough.
okay i have a few
>25+ and still a robot
>Women drivers amirite
I wish that was a twingo
>>38077880
too expensive for what it offers