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Quiet. A woman should be mostly quiet and peaceful.

Good at housework, wants to be a mother, healthy, no feminist/SJW ideals, high sex drive, would never cheat under any circumstance.

Notice how I said nothing about how they look, because, I don't care if she looks like a bridge troll, a girl with the qualities I listed is like finding a unicorn, attractive girls are everywhere.

>>35115325
>your average normalfag opinion detected

>Loyal
>Supportive
>Not an SJW
>Traditional values

That's enough for me anyway.

>>35115232
Feels. Can you imagine life without feels?

>>35115232
FOR REVEREND GREEEEEEEEEEN

OPENUPYAOPENUPYAOPENYA

Yeah, i'm totally to blame for being born in a third world country, with a genetic disease that'll most likely kill me in my thirties

>>35115247
It IS your fault anon, you just need to bee yourself.

>having shit genetics is my fault
>parents getting divorced when I was only 13 is also my fault
>having to grow up in a shitty neighbourhood full of gypsies,africans and white trash is also my fault
>not being able to find a job even though I'm fairly well educated and followed many advices is also my fault

>>35115065
group therapy?

>>35115065
Alcoholics Anonymous, or really any kind of support group.

Just don't come to us if your Brad Pitt-looking alter ego shows up next to you and asks if you want to start doing illegal shit. You got books and movies for that.

>>35115065
An intervention?

God decided the age of consent, it's called puberty.

God says it's ok, there is no need to base your moral standards on what a degenerate country says the age of consent is.

It's not your fault, OP.

There's so much estrogen in the water that our 13 year old girls already look like they're 18 often enough. You're basically attracted to adults who are blooming sooner than any other women in history.

>>35115036
You're not attracted to her because she's a child, you're attracted to her because she has fully developed breasts, great hips, thighs, ass, etc. She has the body of a woman. You're not a monster.

Small/light stationary bike while playing games/watching things/listening to stuff.
Drinking lots and lots of tea to curb appetite and get health benefits/caffeine without the diuretic from coffee.
Blending a bunch of vegetables with juice in order to make it palatable for maximum nutritional density.
Waking up before 9 and going in the yard so I can lay practically naked in the sun for 30min to get vitamin D, even tan, and nice cozy warmth.
Respiring longer for relaxation and I think it improves oxygen intake.

>>35114975
Watch more anime
Start another MMO
Hate normies and roasties even more
Save some money to buy a PS4
Keep interacting with other people to a minimum

Set up three banking accounts:

Put $140 in a reserve account every week, transfer $20 to checking every night before bed. This is your only money for the day. Any left over stays in checking.

Repeat every day, the rest of the paycheck goes in a savings account.

Bro I don't even have a car or a job but I've kissed a girl before.

>>35114964
do u wear autism glasses

With that level of financial status, you should be easily getting all the used up whores who are done riding the cock carousel and want to "settle down".

Have you tried online dating and stating your financial status in your profile?

Don't be worried about attracting a female who just wants your money, they all do, and literally none of them would be with you if you didn't have money, even if you were Chad, a NEET gets no pussy.

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>>35114909
Fat people on average are also stupid.

I do and I'm still fat.

Amphetamines are neurotoxic, addictive, and dangerous.

>Inb4 I just said stimulants

None of them have the same appetite suppressing effects. Amphetamines make you not want to eat anything, you will be disgusted by food

If you need amphetamines to lose weight, what happens when you stop taking them? You still have no will power and will be a fat fuck again soon.

Also you need to lift weights, as a guy no matter how much weight you lose you will still be either skinnyfat or Auschwitz-mode unless you lift.

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and not a single post of your got digits

kek must really be annoyed with you, bye bye

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>>35114623

Same deal here anon, except I got b& for off topic discussion, meanwhile my thread was literally about how alien contact would effect our politics.

Mods are going on a banning spree, the whole situation is spooky as fuck

SOMEONE POST THESE FUCKING SUPOSSED ALIEN PICS ALREADY

JESUC CHRIST PLEASE

>>35114547
That youre a very mean person :3

>>35114547
>smoking hot babe.
Do you have downs too, OP?

I don't have doubt about it tho.

>>35114547
Hold this L whitebois

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>>35114381
MGTOW + Asian wife = easy life

>>35114381
have you taken the SHUT THE FUCK UP PILL CUNT? this thread isnt ever original. fuck you fag fuck you fuck you fuck off fuck you cunt cunt

>>35114381
What if I'm already an asian girl? I'm not into other grills.

>>35114302
That's a cartoon, friend

>>35114325
What's your point?

It's not original.

>>35114325
No it's not she's real and whenever I see a shooting star I wish she'll visit me and take me away from the desert!

don't be a beta cuck, just dont listen to anyone and change the letter before it's too late

>>35114289
then I'll just piss everyone off and be ostracized.

god fucking damn it, this letter meant a lot to me and this guy just CHANGED EVERYTHING. I feel like punching something

>trusting normies enough to have a google doc with them
Big mistake, guy. The letter itself isn't that important any, what matters is the large amount of students throwing a hissy fit about it. The school will keep the teacher because they don't want to piss off the people they Jew money out of

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>>35114136
I just want to fuck my high school waifu and Paula Patton.

it's not about how many you have, it's about the ease with which you can have them.

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This one is originaIIy better

>>35114115
>Tumblrtale posting
You have to leave.

>undertale
leave

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>>35114115
OR WHAT
fucking make me stop being shit then
>shove