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>What are Jews
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>>36948001
Not white here, but i gotta say.
That's some god darn good bait

>>36948001
>poor people say 'rich people can't be robots'
>ugly people say 'good looking people can't be robots'
>short people say 'tall people can't be robots'

and on and on and on. you just have a complex about it dude, relax

>investing in crytpocurrency
You're an idiot and every thread that shills them have at least 1 anon telling you that it's a scam

It's your fault for falling for a get rich quick scheme

Price of etherium and litecoin is still higher than it was 2 weeks ago.

Also don't "invest" in anything you don't fucking understand.

>not understanding that when you dump money into the game they cash out

Lol

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>>36947952
think of this way.

girls have natural mental illness. Imagine doubling that mental illness and you think it's easier asking them out? That's a tranny.

Nope, they are about the same as women. Except even more mentally ill then them. Not sure why you would go for a tranny knowing this.

>>36947952
Trannies have tons of chaser trying to fuck them, what made you think it was going to be easier? They're roasties

I haven't had a fast break in years, wish I could have one

Chips ahoy and ginger ale

>>36947898
Ensure nutritional shakes.

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Grimes is my weed dealer.

I don't smoke Weed, Untermensch!

>not fucking/dating your degenerate coworker who also sells weed for extra income so you get it for free.
Shigy

I remember that none of them will ever feel sad or lonely. In other words, my misogyny doesn't have any real influence.

These days I feel nothing but loathing for all women. Well, except my mum.

>>36947765
>How do you prevent yourself from feeling empathy or compassion for women?

Spend time around them

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>sole mate
The bottoms of my shoes don't need replacing but thanks

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I am a M
I want a GF
I am a highschool student that is easy to socialize with kind of a beta fag I would say i look average and occasionaly spetg out in public (i.e. forgot there was a quiz kid laughed so i jumped him after school)

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>>36947708
well I guess I may aswell give this thing ago then it might actuall be a bit fun I guess

>>36947604
All of them originally

>>36947945
C O L O N I Z E D

origianolini

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>>36947604

The one on the far right.

She looks like she'd be a good fuck.

I can mortal strike.

Am I suppose to be an expert on carpentry or something to be interesting? I was basically left alone to be an autistic little shit by myself when I was little and now I am too poor to do anything besides internet things. I will never be exceptional at anything.

I know a lot about history, politics and philosophy but my jaded realist views make me sound like a smart ass and a fedora and everyone gets triggered by them (on both the left and the right mind). I know a little javascript but not professionally so there are people much better than me who can do much more interesting things.

Also.

I can dance on the head of a pin as well.

>"Nah I said "dinner and bait." Here's the link, it's getting tons of (You)'s."

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>>36947576
looks like soe

>uh huh.. he wants to talk to you(?)

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Do all the girls look like Lauren Mayberry?

>>36947569
Me too senpai it sucks, its always windy and cold

>>36947601
Far from it, feels bad man

You did good robot.

You did good.

>>36947563
she's underage, right

You lucky son of a bitch.
Good job though. Wish I found someone like that

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>>36947529
>tfw no boy to make me his bride

You can rent a white prom dress.

>>36947711
That's a good a idea, thank you anon! Also nice double dubs

When you said you'd do Lovecraft yesterday I was decided I had waken up too late to catch the thread, but thankfully here we are

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>for years I made excuses
>well, I always did
>my father died from "paralysis due to nervous exhaustion"
>my mother is unstable "because of me"
>my grandfather only cares because I wrote a few articles
>he only wishes to exploit me
>these were all proven to be wrong, but enough of that
>go through high school with aspirations of being an astronaut
>sciences and astronomy had always fascinated me
>there was something remarkable about it
>but my sickly frame and condition did not let me
>this interruption halts my progress up until high school
>my condition wears off, but I remain bitter
>I am bullied relentlessly
>there are no friends for one like me
>for I am an outsider, bound by fate to live lonesome
>the love-hate relationship with my mother does not change
>grandfather is very sickly, I am worried for him
>never had anyone cared for me in this world as much as he did
>each day that passes moves faster and faster
>it doesn't matter where you are, it's all the same
>one day, come home from school (which I fail to succeed in)
>mother is crying
>she is having an unstable episode again, it seems
>I think this, but I notice my aunts are there as well
>they are crying as well
>what's happened?
"Your grandfather, he has passed."
>in this stage of my life, where I remain isolated
>I have no friends, no significant other to love
>my grandfather was the only one to educate me
>to teach me what it is like to feel loved, and how to love
>my only companion
>he has gone
>the wind howls like a hungry wolf to a sunken moon
>and my 14 year old soul is crushed at the news of my grandfather's death
Cont'd

>everyone else has gone
>I am alone with her again
>mother begins to take this sadness out on me
>"It is not my fault this happened."
>I try to reason with her
>but at the same time I cannot reason with myself
>head back into the cramped, small little room
>feel the pale moonlight hit my face that night
>I have no one, there is no one in this world for me
>my dream of becoming an astronaut is lacking
>it is hollow and devoid of any reality
>there's no one but me, and the room
>and the paper
>crushed, I pick it up once more
>write a story about a lonesome soul
>wandering for eternity through the woodlands
>he once had a wife and children but they were taken from him
>they were sent to the nuthouse
>this lead him to suicide, and an eternally miserable afterlife
>I can't do this anymore
>I can hear mother crying
>I can hear the wind shrieking
>and I wish I could hear my grandfather laugh again
>locking away my thoughts, I crawl into my tiny bed and lie down
>rest, as it's the only thing my young, destroyed spirit can do
>the only thing I could accomplish aside from mediocre writings
Cont'd

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>>36947447
A bunch of neckbeards attempt to pseudo-analyize a girl they wish they could sleep with but would never give them a second glance
One even pretends to be her ex
The faint picture of their dick bursting at the idea
>huhuh we really got to her
>she's gonna think about this forever
>shallow bitch got destroyed
>fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

While she gets a nice dicking from Thundercock and keeps living her life

>>36948306
>goes on a website dedicated to making fun of someone
>thinks the neckbeards are gonna swoon all over her and instead flood her with compliments and praises
>gets butthurt when she gets made fun of by said neckbeards
Really her own fault

>>36947447
>Wow she took it pretty well

that's all she's good for.