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>>39439762
if it's plastic, you should throw it out.

>>39439863
stainless steel. its similar to a canteen

every 12 hours

Just take pills LOL it magically turns u into anime girl

Right BrainWashK?

>>39439729
>I showed you my dick
What did she mean by this?

>>39439782
We're all anime girls on the inside.

Buy bitcoin then use the money to get plastic surgery

>>39439676
i already am ugly, i'll just do what i'm doing. oh well, better luck next life

>>39439676
Kill myself as soon as I can

You have 10 seconds to fuck off BrainWashK.
Or else.

I have myself to cuddle

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I'm too busy with work and school right now I don't have time for a relationship even though I am very lonely and very gay I would love a nice sissy bf to spoil with my love & affection.

i deffinitely understand you anon. I'm just hanging on hoping that some kind of twisted miracle will come along and fix this to some degree. youre not alone even though it feels that way bro.

>>39439346
hate to say it but its hard for anyone here to provide comfort cause we are all teetering on the edge

>>39439346
kill the normies you retarded faggot.

I don't know man, I can only sleep and post on imageboards now.
I still leave the tv on so it's not all in silence but beyond that I can't focus on shows anymore.

>>39439365
All i'm still comfortable doing is browsing here and a few other places while listening to music. And ofc, masturbating, but I can never seem to do it more than ~12 hours between each session, so that's boring too. I want to focus on my shows though... I really don't want to end it all, but I'm really that bored

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you are not alone, i make an attempt once every few weeks to watch a single episode
our dopamine neurotransmitters have become understimulated as a byproduct of depressive symptoms, giving us what is essentially developed ADD in tangentially with epression
SSRIs will not help, only dopamine regulation will garner any improvement - i suggest you try wellbutrin if you have insurance, as it is not likely you will be prescribed something like adderall or ritalin as an adult
i'm too beyond repair for it to help, but it may help you
it is a nightmare when you are no longer able to glean any modicum of escapism and are subjected to a ceaseless hellish reality
i love you op!!!!!!!!

>>39439270
>Happy to have you back, Anon
>Hope you stick around this time

That's probably the worst you'll have to deal with. What do office jobs even entail btw?

That same shit happened to me except it was at a grocery store.
That's even worse, because they all expected me to be the one to rise above.

>>39439270
Call them and let them know you re-applied. Tell the truth, say college wasn't for you, and say you missed the old crew. It'll be a happy homecoming.

Chad must have smiled at her.

I originally hope she dies.

that's what you get for being a gf-having normalfuck.

>>39439232
Why for you keep shitting yourself and blaming it on your sister?

Why wasn't your sister ever potty trained?

Never let her live that down. Tell this story at her wedding if you can.

>>39439112
Godspeed friend, and good luck in life.

>>39439112
So ya in a few hours fren ;)

>>39439112
So are you killing urself or what?

Will you give me a ride, pls. I'm not a girl, but a fellow brobot

>>39439115
I actually can if you're Western New York bound. However I have to pull all the way into garages if I'm going to unlock the doors.

>>39439174
Unfortunately, I'm not on the east coast. I may be soon though, maybe we can take a trip, friend. I wouldn't mind paying for gas

>>39439026
>Wake up 2pm.
>Smoke a joint.
>Play Fallout 4.
>Smoke.
>Fallout.
>Smoke.
>Fallout.
>Smoke.

>>39439026
>Get up
>cook a meal
>read David Irving, Jonathon Bowden or Jordan Peterson
>Follow my youtube channels - Outsidexbox and Preston Jacobs mostly, with a bit of History Buffs, Historia Civilis and Pannenkoek
>Hobby - Classical music - Violin
>Hobby - Karate Katas
>Walk on beach at dusk coz I don't like harsh light
>Eat again
>Watch movies/listen to lectures and audiobooks until I feel sleepy, which is different on most nights because of my 30 sleep schedule


Now, please, what is the source for that pic? The japanese looking hitomi-tits really got my neurons firing for some reason.

>>39439026

>Wake up
>Coffee
>Tell myself gaming isn't productive, don't do it
>I really should start that new book.
>Lurk
>Roam internet
>Spend unhealthy amount of time with Ex
>Try to convince myself to get a job
>Realize the only reason I want a job is to tell people I have one
>Don't apply for anything

The order isn't very important, and "Coffee" applies to every step.

mine turned into a chad
If he's fallen for the gacha meme, he's too far gone

You need to keep control. If you are dominant, he will listen. Methods of control include:
> random beat ups
> violence
> motivational speech
> implant rules into his head
You can still stop it before he is lost forever.

Tell him to shut the fuck up in class

God I fucking hate autists in class asking tangential questions to show how smart they are or trying to get the professor

>>39438872
>Getting laid ever
Black women are not very common where I live, chances of actually meeting a black woman are really, really low in comparison with other people.

>>39438872
Yes brainwashK, I'm racist thanks to you now fuck off

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>>39438964
how the fuck I make yo ass racist? silly ass white boi

you know you want dis shyt

> I'm just wondering if it would be safe to give strangers on the internet my home address and full legal name and ask them to ship me illegal substances across state lines

if you call if dark net then no you are too fucking retarded just like people who call it the shadow web its fucking deep web

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>>39439685
Its the Marianas trench fucko. Get it right. And its actually where sentient a.i. lives and operates.