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Fembots, what's a good way to ask a guy out? What has happened when you asked out guys in the past? How many times have you been rejected? Are you bitter?
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How about the tried and true "Do you want to go out sometime?"
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Rejected 3 times, salty as fuck.
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>>36430791
For what reason each time senpai

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You have 10 seconds to convince me that having a gf should not be considered a human right.
Protip: you can't
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Because people like you should not be allowed to reproduce.
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>>36430583
Okay, but how do we enforce it?
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>>36430608
Gfs aren't for reproduction. That's what a wife is for. You fail.

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She will never be mine
I can't get over it
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>>36430575
Let me hear it OP.
I'm curious.
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>>36430952
She's a girl I met on the internet
My dream girl
She lives at the other side of the world
Nothing interesting but it's killing me
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>>36431065
>she lives on the other side of the world
so already not a dream girl
>my dream girl
you've filled in gaps to smooth over imperfections and told yourself the big problems are little ones

There are 3,500,000,000 females alive right now. Less are local to you and even less want to fuck some autist fucking around on /r9k/ but the point remains; she wasnt special. Get over her. Literally billions of fish in the sea.

had a close family member in the hospital recently, which was scary
still no bf
how are you all doing tonight?
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>>36430560
the one thing keeping me sane is being pulled out from under me
i need someone but there's nobody
i wish i could become an unthinking shell
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In four weeks, the thing that is steadily draining my will to live be over. If it goes well I will be the happiest I have ever been in my life. If it doesn't, I am done, I am just fucking done.
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>>36430560
are you a boy
orgi

Young Pinheads,

Work hard. Be honest. Get off the net. Go outside. Travel as much as you can. Find what you're good at and make money doing it. Stop watching anime.
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>>36430437
That's good advice tho
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>>36430437
It's always good advice. The only thing advice misses is confidence.
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tune into my late night talk show for more information on being a real man

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just bee urself :)

jkghjkhj
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>>36430406
Holy fuck who is eggman?
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>>36430406
>inb4 nerdic "muh blonde hair, muh whiteness, muh nigger lips" cope

Gif unrelated
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I bet you Eggy is way more confident and charming than the man on the right.

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>asked out asian qt today
>she said yes

holy shit guys, what? am i free? what is it like to be a normie? should i be scared?
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You started the game on easy mode, huh.

Casual.
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>>36430393
>asian girl
>difficult
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Get out you filthy normie

Ogreg

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>23
>Home schooled from 12 to 19
>Live vicariously through high school anime, YA novels and high school set movies/shows
>Pretend like I'm one of the characters or in the background and that the MC and his friends are my friends too
>Feel for one moment that I'm actually experiencing the childhood I missed out on
>Go to sleep crying
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What anime was you pretending to be in.
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>>36430960
Hidamari Sketch

PLS don't bully me
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>>36430996
So you pretended to be a girl (male)? Did you dress up or just imagine.

You're offered to sign a contract in which you recieve $500,000 a year to live off of for the rest of your life and in exchange, you never talk to another human being again and you vanish in the eyes of society.

Do you sign?
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What kind of question is that theres no downsides
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>>36430337
u couldnt spend that money without contact to society though
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I'm already a ghost in society, so that wouldn't be much of a problem for me. I could quit my job and become a hiki again, which sounds great. Would I still be able to shitpost here though?

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Is this what the average fembot looks like?
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thats an attractive woman with glasses, not a robot
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More like this.

oreganos
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>>36430276
I'd fugg it. Also, fembots don't exist. The ones who say they are are either normie tourists or have a benis.

>there are people on this messageboard who've never had a gf
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>tfw there are people on this board who've touched a girl.
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>got an online gf when I was a teenager but she stopped talking to me after she saw my picture
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>decide to update Facebook picture
>Too ugly
>Get depressed and start playing video games alone.

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The average IQ of /r9k/ I have every reason to expect is low even for 4chan, but it's not lower than /soc/, so maybe you all can help me out.

I'm really just looking for a high IQ boyfriend -- not because I care that much necessarily as long as they're not particularly averse to high IQ girlfriends (or as long as they'd not use that as some excuse after they find much bigger reasons to be averse to me, in which case the requirement seems moot), it's just that it /unfailingly/ becomes a problem with everyone I'm actually attracted to.

I'm also too lazy, unhopeful, and realistic about this place to read through posts and find intelligent-sounding ones and try to see if they're down to ride and also at least kind of cuter than me. And I'm not too autistic to realize that the lack of strategy in saying all this forthright is not in and of itself off-putting in most cases. With that said, I guess I'm here also for advice. I'm not using Tinder and I'm not leaving the house. I'm not playing Steam games and I'm not even looking on Discord or other chat sites because, probably, along with being lazy, I'm too fucking arrogant to not see that as a /radical/ waste of my time. And also too observant, because it always is. But the emotional -- see, I'm really not autistic -- the emotional resonance of a statement like that with most people would probably be found in its overconfidence rather than its matter-of-fact-ness. I don't know du, I probably need to date someone older than me, who's gone to school for a decent amount of time, although I did do grad school for a while and even most of them were pretty useless intellectually as far as I could tell at the time. If you're really internet hip or something, I have a lot of affinity with that, but, you're still probably --the potential partner, I should say-- the potential partner is still likely to get hella pissed at me for being smarter than them.
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So, emoticon shrug, or, does someone want to offer some advice at my very slick request dissimulating the fact that the objective of this post is to get my email flooded with pics of boys who are cute and hipper than me, or cute and roundabout as smart. I mean, it's not total bullshit (the request) because I know potentials here are needles in haystacks but a lot of you are fairly capable at discerning things that I overlook. I'd just date a prof. but my life is a pastiche of a cliche of weebery and NEETdom, and I don't do any drugs, so, it's not very appealing to people who have their shit together or even plausibly /romantic/. I want a boyfriend though, the last one was dumber than he was hot and I'm not trying to exceed the post limit for someone who makes me ambiently nauseous all the time or who's going to have an autistic fit after --I'm trying not to be too graphic-- after seeing what a certain sort of female is capable of within the scope of innuendo.

There's no advice even, though, really? I've warmed up to the idea, really. Failing that, how do I get someone famous' contact who I already know a lot about and would be able to fuck with for funs. Thanks. Sincerely.
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>>36430271
wtf you attention whores are reaching new heights
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>>36430271
>The average IQ of /r9k/ I have every reason to expect is low even for 4chan, but it's not lower than /soc/, so maybe you all can help me out.
>I'm really just looking for a high IQ boyfriend -- not because I care that much necessarily as long as they're not particularly averse to high IQ girlfriends (or as long as they'd not use that as some excuse after they find much bigger reasons to be averse to me, in which case the requirement seems moot), it's just that it /unfailingly/ becomes a problem with everyone I'm actually attracted to.
>I'm also too lazy, unhopeful, and realistic about this place to read through posts and find intelligent-sounding ones and try to see if they're down to ride and also at least kind of cuter than me. And I'm not too autistic to realize that the lack of strategy in saying all this forthright is not in and of itself off-putting in most cases. With that said, I guess I'm here also for advice. I'm not using Tinder and I'm not leaving the house. I'm not playing Steam games and I'm not even looking on Discord or other chat sites because, probably, along with being lazy, I'm too fucking arrogant to not see that as a /radical/ waste of my time. And also too observant, because it always is. But the emotional -- see, I'm really not autistic -- the emotional resonance of a statement like that with most people would probably be found in its overconfidence rather than its matter-of-fact-ness. I don't know du, I probably need to date someone older than me, who's gone to school for a decent amount of time, although I did do grad school for a while and even most of them were pretty useless intellectually as far as I could tell at the time. If you're really internet hip or something, I have a lot of affinity with that, but, you're still probably --the potential partner, I should say-- the potential partner is still likely to get hella pissed at me for being smarter than them.

Kill yourself

Any robot into martial arts? I'm tired of being a defenseless manlet, I want people to think I'm the shit, like in the animes.
Is there any hope if I don't have any physical strength? How do I choose a school?
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>>36430259
Krav Maga and Sambo might be of interest to you.

>inb4 REEEEEEEEEJEWJITSU
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I teach martial arts. Building strength is part of MA training.
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>>36430316
But I thought you could just use your opponent's strength against them?

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ITT: ur waifu
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>>36430246
I have a harem
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It is her birthday, please wish her a good one
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>>36430246
protect her holy land anon!

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what the fuck is this shit
sure let me just hit whichever one of these eight thousand goddamn buttons opens up the "draw shape" tool
oh and there's key combinations, huh.
an entire game engine, how fucking nice
just hit ctrl+alt+lshift+MMB+meta+keypad enter to engage the fucking triphasic turboencabulator and travel back in fucking time so you have the decade it takes to learn this shit
oh wow, is that an edge that's off by .0000000000000023 units, awesome, now we can have a visible seam and a bunch of extra polys
is this why all the models these days have textures that don't line up and gaps everywhere
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>>36430240
Protips:

shift+a to bring up the menu to add stuff like primitives
press space to bring up the search box. Type something into it and you can access any action at all so long as you kinda know what it was called
start with a primitive shape then press tab to go into edit mode. From here you subdivide your faces and do your general shaping
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>>36430325
thanks
I'm still trying to do shit like perfect-align a face to another face
I remember coming up with some ridiculous kludge involving creating a grid and aligning that somehow but I've completely forgotten
tfw fucking brainlet
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>>36430240
>is this why all the models these days have textures that don't line up and gaps everywhere
pretty much yeah, a lot of the time that went into games pre-2008 was making sure that the models were perfect (for their time)

now since games are shit out in a year and a half they don't take the time to do that any more and reuse assets from fucking 2006


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