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>>35227701
That's right, Honeybuns! I killed your mommy! And now I'm going to kill you! Haha!

>>35227701
tfw no qt daughter to murder

Maybe she was being shy ,anon

Ororuiryo

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>>35227600
>QT HS senior on the squat machine next to me
>shes squatting 120
>im squatting 220
>i can see her glance my way in the front mirror
>she gets low
>I get low
>she gets lower
>I go lower
>she gets super low
>I get just as low
>feel my thighs buckle
>I crumble to my knees
>smith machine locks
>she starts laughing

>>35227481
>We
NO. YOU voted for the subhuman because you're a white middle class pile of cancer living with mommy.

>>35227745
stay mad commie. off yourself

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>>35227474
Take a hike, junior

Make sure it's original though, you generation z shitbird

You think I am unaware of this? OP is a faggot

>>35227474
having avoidance personality disorder there was nothing to waste anyway

>>35227432
>Is it a wise choice or the next step in self-destruction?
you already know the answer to this

I'd recommend pulling yourself together while you still can, but you'll have to decide that for yourself my good man

I'm heading down the same path, I just feel like I need a break from society. Is it the next step in self-destruction? Yes. Your depression will get worse. But so what. Do it for a month to get it out of your system but try and push yourself to go out a bit more again. But how will you achieve this? Will your order everything online, like your groceries?

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>>35227432

>they don't just lay on their bed staring at the ceiling for a decade.

Right in the feels

>>35227325
Death isn't scary. Life is. The absolute worst part of death is the moments you are still alive just before it.

>>35227325
why fear death? You 'die' every time you go to sleep at night, it's just that in the morning your brain fires back up and a new you goes about the day, unaware of anything unusual because 'you' kept all your memories. Death is an illusion we've created to explain how the state of "life" is different from non-life

Oregano Bump.

Anyone else know this feel?

>>35227154
>/TV/ wouldn't help me so I've come here
>There's a short horror film,I saw recently, but can't remember the name
>>>/wsr/

>>35227154
Self bump of originality

>>35227178
Thanks

Banned for 4 seconds

>>35227026
Every time I think that I've already read the most retarded thing possible, people like you come along and remind me there is no bottom of the retardation rabbit-hole.

Even pigs are higher IQ than dogs. If asians are sub human, than dogs are sub pig.

Absolutely retarded posts like these always make me feel better about myself

>All your forefathers were chads

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>hugless
That's so sad anon

I didn't ask for this fate! I should have been killed off, but no one ever asked me for my opinion, how I feel! You call it "lucky" I call it a failed opportunity from God. God should have given this gift to someone else. Someone smart and a Chad who can make the world a better place, not a burden with too much autism to even kiss a girl.

Do you ever think our ancestors look down and are embarrassed by us? I would like to apologize to them, but also make sure tell them it's not really my fault.

Yup, you're a total faglord.

why would you be ashamed, my dear sand(derogatory term to african-american)?

>zero punctuation has existed for a literal decade
WAKE ME UP

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>>35226927
>get banned for '/b/ material outside of /b/'
>half the fucking board is mutant frankenweeny faggots and niggers pls fuck my gf shit
ha ha ha, thanks for ensuring only quality posting, homobot

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Bump. Here's a picture I saved in 2008, almost ten years ago.

Don't post her on here. Delet this now.

>>35226605
fuck off gook shill

do NOT support korean people, media, or products

>>35226581
have you tried messaging non gorgeous girls? have some variation in your methods, see if that works

>>35226581
You bored her, anon

Try saying less boring things

>>35226666
First of all. Mirin those quads man.

>have you tried messaging non gorgeous girls?
Yea some, though even they aren't that engaging.

>have some variation in your methods, see if that works
I don't know what that even means. I be as real as I can be. Apparently that's not good enough.

bro just walk up and say hey, works for me

>>35226532
hold one of their loved ones hostage and force them to be your gf

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>>35226532
I have actual mild autism, and reading social cues is almost impossible for me, so that's not really an option. Online dating is my only hope because it gives me the opportunity to carefully think about what I'm saying.

Fuck I'm weird. I should have known something was off when the other kids would make fun of me when I was growing up.

If the King of earth asked me why he shouldn't kill himself, I'd be unable to give him a convincing answer.

>>35226474
just get another job man it's not that hard to rebound.

literally i can get a job in one day all you have to do is go to your local employment agency and ask them 'who is hiring' they'll give you a list of all the places hiring. go home and apply to a few of them then literally just go in person the places you applied and ask to speak to the manager. tell him you put an application in for a jop there online and they'll almost always hire you.

it's worked 2/2 times the job i have right now that's how i got it.

>>35226502
I'm going to buy a gun, or some poison off the deep web in order to do myself in fast and effeciently.