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>>39354285
>See lots of white robots
The odds of somebody being white and a robot are really low, though. You've probably seen/talked to a handful at most since they tend to be privileged and otherwise more well off when compared to other, more robot races.
As for Latinos being Chads, the answer to your question is no.

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>>39354285
fuck me, you mean to tell me i've been a chad all along and i didn't even know? huh

>>39354416
4chan is mostly white
Therefore it would be safe for us to assume most people here are white

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these guys yes

my most favorite band is steely dan

unironically linkin park

:(

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here's another one that looks to be from eastern europe

>>39347388
what about this makes you go hmm?

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not sure if this is laidback enough to be hmmmm

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just refound this and wanted to ask if laura do you get off on being a submissive cuckquean, or if you get off on being a dominant one and guiding the other girl on how to please your man. if its the latter would you also use her. Ie mouth/fingers

>>39345785
I feel like she would be dominant and odly protecting and guiding pic related

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>>39345817
Forgot pic im a dumbass

Alright boys, op here and I didn't wanna hijack the first post. I am a kv, like many of us, and I just started uni. Yesterday I went to a frat party to watch the fight, and it was fun, I even chatted up a nice group of about five girls and got all their contact info. The thing is, I only had three beers, but laying in bed after that I felt horribly depressed and confused. I don't like drinking, I have a really low tolerance and I get depressed after I drink over two beers. I also hate smoking weed, which the frat(theta chi) does a lot. It's cheap to join here but the hazing process would involve a lot of drinking, until you pass out sometimes, and I am afraid that I would kill myself or something because drinking makes me really depressed. This seems like a good chance for me to break into normiedom, and the brothers seemed to like me, so did some of the girls, but I can't handle alcohol. What do I do guys? How do I learn to drink properly?

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>die from ethylic coma
or
>Kill yourself due to depression and loneliness

Oh. Are you supposed to get your books BEFORE classes start? I don't even have notebooks or folders yet...

Idk but fuck whatever God is responsible for my existence. If it were possible I'd shove my dicc in God's mouth and command that he suck it and don't spit

>>39326810
why do you care so much it's fucking nothing you and your made up problems i just want serenity and peace in my life but i cant even think straight

>>39326810
It's because you guys are psychos. It totally comes across and that's why girls don't want to fuck you.

it's ok to have weird fetishes

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You're not alone in crying

Post cuddle stories
Normies, be useful for once ffs

Any gay lads in london?
would prefer it if you looked like sexy kev

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>only 1 (ONE) week to go

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>>39283382
>>39283395
>>39283426
>>39283477
KEK HE'S ONLY GONE AND DIED BY HIMSELF THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>39283448
Aw, this made me sad

press f to pay respec

no, because IQ is bullshit

Raw intelligence isn't really a top priority in a mate. At least not compared to common sense, not having any mental illnesses, actually having some interests/hobbies, etc.

>female
>IQ
Pick one

>>39361719
So youre telling me that if i get a good career,a wife,and some kids that i wont be succesful?

>>39361756
success means rich

so no

>>39361769
What do you consider rich? im a master engineer i make 120k a year,i have a porsche and a senpai van

>>39361660
Theres no escaping the creepy label. No amount of avoidance or being nice has worked for me. I've certainly never been mean.

>>39361660
Hey... you just blow in from stupid town?

>>39361681
not chad = creepy
the hard truth

>>39361409
thinly veiled attention whoring thread

op wants lots of comments calling him cute where he can pretend he is without posting proof

post yourself op
maybe there still is a hope for saving you from the gay

>>39361513
true he even used some cutesy gay furry image

>>39361409
at least post contact info you dumb faggot, you definitely want to get buttfucked if you made this post

>>39361051
link? i wanna take the test

>>39361054
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/

blub

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>>39361072
thanks

i dont think i should have scored this high, i'm not autistic or anything but i dont care about anyone else because no one cares about me

I fully believe I will walk on the moon within my lfietime, hell I'll be my parents age by the 2060s and things have to have improved enough by then. I hope.

>>39360962
Why?
Space is mostly empty.
You're not going get much out of going to space.

I want to visit Atlantis. I have a better chance, since Atlantis is actually a place. There is no space. There never was.

>>39360382
Well, you're seeking help.
I don't know what else to say.

>>39360382
At least you're sending it to someone who can actually help you with your problems.

>>39360431
Just don't actually expect any help