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No. I always just give into the urges tp punch myself and now I'mr eyarded.

>>38250931
:( ohkay

Sorry abt that

Benzodiazepines or weed.

>how to be a good goy: the pic
>start earning average wage at 30
>getting married and having a kid before you're even earning enough money to do either
this is how retarded normies are everybody

>Age 37: start earning $40k/year
>Should have a wife, 2 kids, a large house, and 2 vacations per year before then

what the fuck

>>38250773

Lol.

Good luck following that piece of shit, OP.

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>To scared to read reply because I know I lost argument

>spend 10 minutes writing a well structured argument
>submit it
>he replies with a laughing girls.jpg and says he trolled me
>realise I wasted 10 minutes arguing with anons on subjects i dont even care about

>>38250916
>he replies with a laughing girls.jpg and says he trolled me
That's just an excuse they make because they lost
>"hehe xD I was just trolling why are you so mad?"

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>>38250666

>ywn be as alpha as Stan

Why live

>tfw stacy but no bf or friends

fuckyouallfuckyouallfuckyouallfuckyouallgethitbyabusfuckyouallfuckyoualluckyouallgetnecrotisingfascitiisandaccidentallycrushyourcatsskullfuckyouallfuckyouallfuckyouallfuckyouallfuckyouallfuckyouall

>>38250666
Nice satan trips. I thought posting my face as a "meme" died a long time ago.

>>38250658
Stop idolizing Stacey and treating the uggos like they are invisible. Problem solved.

>he's not picking up fembots with low self esteem to be easy fuck toys

Girls on tumblr are not a fair representation of the average girl. Thats like coming on here and asking "whats wrong with men all they do is piss in bottles and watch chinese cartoons"

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There's no light at the end, anon.

>>38250661
How long do we have to wait for? This is driving me insane I bet if I was rich or Sunday good looking then I'd have a gf

Why are you waiting and not getting one?

would said trap even notice me?

>>38250622
no
she looks like a 3/10 Indian call worker

>>38250622
Looks too Backpage escort for me m8.

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>tfw have to explain Hitler didn't want to kill very non blonde hair blue eyes person and that he was actually a good guy.
>omg but ur evil nazi reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Here.
not even white desu

>>38250635
You might not be evil, but you are edgy.

>>38250568
Sweet and sour is the only correct answer.

Food is disgusting, I want to starve

I go to chicfila and make sandwiches out of the tendies and waffle fries. No sauce required.

that is the fucking worst meme
>My friend told a girl i was flirting with i was into paleontology and she was into it and we made out later

It might not be a meme

>>38250606
It's not a meme, pretend to be someone else if you want to get laid sure but if you want a girlfriend of course you have to be yourself, they are going to be pretty pissy soon into the relationship when they find out you're a completely different guy from the one you've been saying you are.

Rape all roasties

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O look it's another military meme thread.

Mo you wont get super ripped unless you are actually into fitness.
At best if you pass bootcamp and shit you will be reasonably in shape.

t. kicked out of military for being fat.

the best thing in the us army are their bases in foreign country
got swimming pools, burger king, kfc and shit

I get teenage boy all the time but never dyke kek. Get a different haircut lad.

>>38250374
I've tied a billion different fucking haircuts, and nothing changes the way that I look. I am fucked.

I am 13 years old and what is this, plz no ban

Didn't read. Stoped at girlfriend normalfag.

>>38250323
>still saying she doesn't know what she wants
>ask her how long her parents are gone for
>she replies for 2 weeks
>asks me if i'm going to come see her
>ask her if she's done anything with this guy
>she claims it shouldn't matter
>ask her again
>she says they had sex
Now at this point, prior to this convo, she said before that she was busy having sex like 2 or 3 times...but then replied with a just kidding. So at this point I'm thinking she was just fucking with me to get a reaction out of me since I didn't react any of the times she said it before.
>ask her if she really slept with him
>says she seriously slept with someone
>constantly asking if i'm mad
>refuse to give her the satisfaction
>tell her it is what it is
>gets mad and stop replying

I honestly don't even know what to do at this point /r9k/. I mean I know she was definitely drinking, so I'm not sure if she was fucking with me or not but I honestly think she really lost her virginity to this dude and has been fucking him. I care about her but as soon as I heard that I just instantly lost any desire to be with her. I honestly don't know what to feel but I can't stop thinking about the whole thing.

TL,DR I got cucked and I don't even know how to feel. The worst part is she's still trying to get me to come see her.

>>38250399
>LDR

Far from a normalfag.

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>>38250271
yeah sure you could rate my new tattoo while youre at it :^)

>>38250285
Awesome tattoo!!!! Did it hurt??

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My tobacco stained fingeys

>>38250210
suicide cult

>>38250269
They pretty adamantly against suicide.

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>>38250210
>What's happening with this?
>seems like an ARG/LARP, but there's no actual game or any activities attached to it
>What's the purpose?
>It seems like if this sort of thing ever was real, it wouldn't look like this.
Pic rel answers all of your questions and concerns.