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>>34302382
So I can paizuri Sodoko.

>>34302382
Stupid heart just keeps on beating and lungs just keep on breathing and brain is dying at a very leisurely pace

To watch the nationalist tide rise and help to create a world I can call home

>>34302359
What the fuck are you saying

Reword that into less of a mess you spastic

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>>34302359
well, better luck next time. I would say don't open up to people but that's your choice.

>>34302359
Wait so you were friendzoned after you fucked her?

Also is english not your first language?

what if i was a big gay idiot

wait that's you OP

dumbass phoneposter

your blind optimism is not wanted

I love you guys. I hope the best for you

Yeah 1997 reporting in

1998s go fuck yourself

Am I gen z?

>1996 btw

Honeypot thread. You're only Gen Z if you're born post 2000 which means your oldest age is 17.

...have you tried smoking weed because it helps a lot

>>34302198
where is this?
originalsodlof

I've quit masturbating for the same amount of time and I'm not crying about it

>>34302165
masturbating to cuck porn. same as any other day

I got robbed, left, and drank and cried all day.

>>34302165
>It is also designed to encourage members of the community to be more open about their sexuality.
Maybe it's time to let the gf know I need to be pegged

You should invest in some good in-soles

>>34302095
Yea I've been there, my currentl wagie job isnt like that but I became a fatass in between jobs so it hurts my ankles

I have 8 hour cart pushing shifts, and my feet don't hurt at all

post discord link pal

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https://discord.gg/sMyyt
we have homosexual tendencies and anime avatar posters

>>34302318
expired :(
origano

next time post this pasta

lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

i won't share my rarer ones

>>34302050
what literature would you recommend, friend?

Fucking retarded

STOP arguing with people online. It makes no sense.


I guaranteed if you had argued with the same person in person, it would be completely different.

If you take 4chan seriously, you need to reevaluate your life. You should only shit post and generate the greatest number of (you) that way, you know quantitatively, that you have done your job as a shitposter.

It's skreets not streets anon s m h

he sits back reads like cat in the hat
21 savage the cat with the mac

>>34302016
ain't no 21 bish

I'm 19 and have no clue what to do with my life

I'm so stuck

I miss the on-rails of childhood, you could just do what people told you to do and make progress

now I actually have to choose shit and try to survive at the same time

I don't know what the fuck I wanna do, I don't wanna work a job I'm so stupid and lazy, I just want to be dead

>turn 21 soon
>sleep till 3pm everyday
>play games fap and browse 4chan till i fall asleep
>girl in highschool liked me but i was too shy to talk to her
>nothing happened

>>34301898
>just graduated college
>no job
>living with parents
>do nothing all day
>can barely sleep at night on account of anxiety/depression
>have only one friend I still talk to
>she's still in college
>can no longer confide in my parents/family since I've been gone so long
>my industry if fucking dead where I live
>no end in sight
>feel trapped in addition to being lost
I need to get a job that pays a living wage and move back to the city. I can't live like this anymore, I'm going batshit in this fucking house

>tfw still use the bunny ears method

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>not using velcro straps or getting mummy to tie it for you

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORRRRRRRRMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>25
>can't ride a bike

this is what you get for not loving me fuck you

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>>34301776
can't wait for new season of twin peaks, preparing for suicide meantime

>>34301776
what would the name of the brunette semen demon happen to be?

>>34301756
I meant to say that this only happens when I get too excited

>le i cant help i'm so unique

I'm autistic too but still hope you get made fun of because you're the stupid kind.

>>34301756
You're definitely autistic.

>>34301677
>having friends at all
fucking normalfags thinking they are lonely

>>34301677
It depends. are you a NEET? do you go to school or work or even volunteer somewhere?

If you do go outside, your best bet is to try to make your friends with people you work or learn with. Maybe try some new forums for new online friends. On how to make the friends, I can't really help you i'm pretty bad at initiating a friendship once class or work is over

you might be fine but it'll take effort

OP here, let me elaborate. I am not a NEET, or a robot. I go to internet college. Although I do not have a job.
>last time I try to actually get involved with anything
>meet girl my age
>hit it off pretty good right?
>she just wants to keep me on the side while she fucks her life long crush
>I refused to get pulled into this
>she keeps calling me for money to bail her boyfriend out of jail for drunk driving


>I just wanted to make friends