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depression isn't real.
there is no happy pill, and no way out either, nothing is going to get rid of "depression" since depression isn't even real.
Stop masturbating so much, stop caring about women, all women fucking suck, asnd stop thinking you're a loser, you can fix things starting from right now, put a plan in place.
The longer you don't do it, the more "depressed" you will be. do not take drugs, do not get "help", if you need to, take a break from school but get your life together.
there is more to life than thinking about the past, and the future is right this instant anon, don't fucking think your life is over.
In some ways you're lucky, you're a blank canvas, you can do anything you want to do, just do whatever the fuck you want to do, stop giving a fuck about anyone else, and stop convincing yourself you have depression.
t. someone who was "depressed" for years.
my advice, listen to some classical music and try to make some of your own original work, or read a book and start writing that idea you have down, just maybe a few lines every night, don't rush yourself, eventually you'll at least be proud of.
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>>36638129
Depression is very real. To be a young person with a family (wife and child), and to be diagnosed with aggressive stage 4 cancer, depression is a very real thing. You can't not think about the cancer, the pain, the loss of time and impact you will will have with your child, how every memory you make with them will possibly be one of the last memories they have of you. The thought of being forgotten. The thought that your existence is actively, or will eventually, cause pain to the people you love most.
Depression isn't real for you because you've never felt real depression.
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>>36638224
This
Originaleru komenteru
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>>36638129
>asnd stop thinking you're a loser
But i am a loser, its objectively true
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>tfw can't get a job anywhere despite trying really hard and looking all over the place
Trying to leave neethood but these Normies aren't helping by not hiring, what do I do, even tards get jobs at McDonald's or something
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>>36638098
just network bro
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Have you tried yourself;-)
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>>36638198
This OP, send your resume to yourself and you should hear back in about a week.
>gets 12 million to piss off leftists
based
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> is a pro-israel jew
shill
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>>36638072
>implying that 12 million isn't from Soros playing intergalactic, zero gravity 9 dimensional chinese checkers
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>>36638090
He supports democracy in a part of the world that has none? What a monster.
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>playing a few ranked matches with 2 dudes
>gets a girl on team
>pretty decent player (~5k)
>rly cute voice and quite chatty
>idiot friends starts flirting with her
>typing to her and not farming (they're too scared to use their mics)
>we throw the game
>fuck women and cucks
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>>36638063
you just described a problem entirely with men and then somehow blamed women for it.
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>>36638081
no he didn't. he said "fuck women and cucks". as in, women and cucks are the problem. not even just women alone or cucks alone, but women and cucks together in the same place.
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>>36638063
hahahah how is psy-attacks real looool just mute the player hahahahahah just press the buttons hehe
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So you finally find the perfect girl
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>you fall madly in love with eachother
>decide to move in together
>find complete nirvana
>you love her unconditionally
>you believe she feels the same way
>eventually you knock her up
>she contemplates abortion
>you tell her you can't go along with it
>have baby
>love the fuck out of it
>dream girl turns into raging cunt of a nagatha christie
>driven to drink every day
>in spite of your troubles, tou still think it will last forever
>she starts acting funny
>doesnt come home til 3am one morning
>check her texts
>"i want to tie you up and fucm you in evry hole"
>feel fucking sick
>confront her
>"a-anon... I'm polyamorous"
>freak the fuck out
>drinking gets out of hand
>she leaves me for this new guy
>has me arrested on a bs assault charge so she can leave the state while I'm behind bars
>4 years later
>going to her wedding this Sunday
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You stopped writing in second person halfway, and turned it into a greentext of your own experience?
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>>36638060
You're not polyamorous if you don't have permission, you're just a cheating whore.
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>>36638060
hope youre bringing a shotgun senpai
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Right now I am thinking of killing myself over the fact that I could've lost my virginity 11 years ago. This isn't a meme thread.
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>>36638022
if you do it PLEASE libestream
I BEGETH
also nice dubs, checked :)
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>>36638022
It's a pedestrian reason for killing yourself, but you do you.
Link the stream.
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You should do it, yes. Usually if you haven't lost your virginity by the time you're 21, consequences start to be overwhelming. You are less of a person. I wouldn't want to ever know what is like to never be able to enjoy sex, because for all my life it's been the most single important thing that cheered me up and made me meet and love people. Also, if you don't have sex and are not experienced there is a high chance that you can't please a woman and as a result that you will never be truly loved. Virgins are a burden for society, so do the right thing and end your life. Sorry to be so harsh, but sex is too important not to realise what big part in life it plays. Do it Anon, you have nothing to look forward to in life. Do it.
>finally tell parents how anxiety has stopped me from doing basically anything
>'just get over ur fucking anxiety'
>mfw
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>kick a guy out of his wheelchair
>"just man up and get over it u pussy just bee urself"
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>>36637926
they arent wrong
anxiety is for fags dude
robot by choice because you dont want to be slightly annoyed by anything is the real enlightenment
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They essentially mean "commit suicide".
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>shhhhhhhhhh he's asleep
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>>36637911
don't wake the turtle
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*kisses and nibbles the foreskin w my lips*
>:3
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>>36637928
stop you're waking him up!!
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>you will never make your boywife ride your cock cumming deep in his ass while you squeeze out all the juicy cum from his balls with your hand onto your stomach then making her(him) licking it all up without letting her(him) getting up from your cock.
>you will never put your and your boywife's dick into one tight fleshlight laying on top of her(him) trying to make each other cum with only using our hips and the first one to cum will have to lick out both of our cum from it.
someone become my boywife already or just fucking kill me this is suffering.
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>>36637856
How about you be my boywife instead :)
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Tfw no cute trap/tranny friend to have lewd chats with on discord.
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>>36637959
we can fuck each other brains out filling each others ass body and stomach with cum until the whole room reeks of cum and we our bodies are all full of sweat and cum and we are so exhausted that we sleep dirty,sweaty,full of cum hugging all night.
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Sup /r9k/,
I have a problem I need your expertise to resolve.
I have a GF, whose name is Becca, and I'm afraid her ego is growing out of control. We recently had a conversation where we discussed the possibility of having children, and she said if it's a girl we should call her "Becca Jr" and if it's a boy we should call him "Beck." She said it's very important for her child's name to "continue her legacy."
I wanted to confront her about this, and say that she has no 'legacy' except sitting on the couch eating potato chips, but I reconsidered. That said, I do think it's outrageous for her to speak of 'her legacy' in such a way when she hasn't accomplished much of anything. I asked her what she meant with all that legacy stuff and she said that her family has a long history of women named Becca and she wants to keep it up; to continue the family tradition.
What should I do bros? Should I remain with this GF who wants to have a daughter and name her Becca Jr--a ridiculous name that would surely result in severe bullying for the child? Or should I break up with her? Pic related: it's the GF in question--a GF who, I should add, is currently making me extremely ANGRY.
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She's pretty cute, I'd tolerate her quirkiness and just give her the legacy she wants
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>has a girlfriend
Get the fuck out, normie.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But to be honest, beck sounds like a good name, could just say he was named after that one faggot, becca jr sounds retarded tho.
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>>36637827
Let me cuck you. Shd can call my child what ever she'd like
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The punishment for being openly gay should be death. There are 12 countries where this is already the case, one of which is the based UAE.
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>>36637782
The UAE doesn't really enforce it though, unlike based Saudi Arabia.
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>>36637782
Dubai has many gay people who live perfectly fine
It's a modern city with Western values, pretty much
Maybe not completely
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>>36637782
Name the countries and tell me if they're purveyors of freedom or authoritarian safehavens plox thanx.
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I will not die dishonored.
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>>36637778
heh... how 'bout it, punk.
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>>36638573
There is only death... mine, or yours!
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tfw you will never study the blade
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Post whatever you want and I will give everyone a (you)
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hand over the (you)'s
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>>36637735
Please give me a (you). I'm feeling needy tonight.
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>>36637735
>be me
>21/f/single
>ex boyfriend shows me 4chan over year agoo. complete newfag to it all (back then)
>start shitposting in /pol/ constantly.
>finds /r9k/
>fits in immediantly
>never reveals girl until after we split up (now 9 months ago)
>now my threads are always 100+ replies
>even if I get called roastie whore, I'm still a 7/10 that he missed out on
>tekks me never to post on here
>I post on here and get more replies than him without mentioning I'm a girl
>top kek
>he loses
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>Go to niconico douga(Youtube equiv in Japan)
>Click on random stream, cute girl sitting at computer
>She stands up
>Cuts all down her arm
I just want a gf to protect and not be sad
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>>36637709
did you record or do you have a link?
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>>36637709
>Go to youtube
>Type in webcam video from
>FBI shows up
>Go to jail
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>>36637709
it doesn't feel good, but doing it helps
ITT: who was the QT girl in your year anons? What happened to them?
>mute girl named Eleanor
>mega titcow by the time she was in collage
>met her while we were 18
>was blue eyed, ginger, mute, titcow and an absolutely adorable human
>had tits like pic related
>became a meth addict
>currently helping her get her life back on track
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>>36637670
Do you get to play with those titties in return?
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>>36637690
Have done in the past anon but the meth ruined her, shes starting to put weight on again though
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>>36637670
>Sophia
she was far too pure and innocent to have become a coke addict. she was the cute Latina girl, shy, modest, loved her games.
then she got with the gangs in the area and nothing changed until she was caught doing coke in the highschool toilet. then she went off the rails. her grades dropped from A/B range to fails across the board then she dropped out of HS