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just remember; if she's crying, then she's lying

>>34231292
Overemotional bitches piss me off. It's annoying as fuck and part of the reason I'm a voluntary misogynist.

I WANT A CRYING GF

barf

don't post this again

what is this and why do you think this will work

>>34231267
Why should I waste my time/money on something that won't give me the result I want?

try to befriend the giant monster
maybe I could get some perspective from it

>>34231428
The giant monster is the size of the moon and only gets bigger as it eats.

It doesn't bargain.

>>34231463
I wouldn't try to bargain with it
I'd just wanna know what's on its mind
surely there must be some way to communicate with it despite its larger size

>>34231258
I'm sure it isn't too bad.

>>34231258
>>34231258
Well anon, go ahead, post your taste. ill rate.

>post in a rate your taste thread where you're meant to drop contact info as well
>get a surprising amount of responses and wind up with 9 people adding me
>uninstall skype on the spot and cry

Talk to me maybe. What's a cool poetic word I could use to describe something as being dangerous because it could be used as a weapon

For example the knife was (blank)
it's fangs were (blank)

Words like menacing or threatening aren't specific enough

Is there a cool sounding word like that?

>>34231300
I don't know, maybe use phrase rather than a word. Like a metaphor or simile

>>34231240
try hanging yourself

>>34231206
>I got a fucking pussy
this is what trannys really believe

Looks like a dude dressed in punk gear.

>>34231243
You must be living under a rock. We are in the age of possibilities. Men can have wombs, sperms can be mixed, space travel and so much more.

Soon changing your gender will be as easy as changing your clothes. Get use to it honey.

>>34231205
>taking a girl's virginity without expecting to marry her
you're a bad person op, but she is also clearly a dumb slut

Ok you ruined it fag, stay alone forever

T.female

>>34231205
>shes crazy and there are red flags everywhere.

what are they?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T0GWdBWAgb

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k9ku52wG5Z

i'll hope for a good year

>>34231407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18ockZ9ZwQt

>>34231123
>preaching Marxism-Leninism to my co-workers
kek

You see,the problem is you don't follow your principles. Sure you have them but you lack resolve to actualy act on them. Try growing up and finding out it is hip to be square like everyone else. You don't need an indentity.

>>34231123
I thought Marxists were all suppose to live on welfare just like Karl Marx did.

>>34231116
>how to approach women online?

don't

literally every woman on any type of social media is getting solicited by at least 10 men who range from "creepy" to "weirdly attractive but also creepy." none of them will have sex with her. you will not either

>>34231116
>can someone tell me how to approach women online?

If you aren't a 10/10 chad, don't even try. Its impossible

>>34231163
i dont even want to have sex with her, all girls are mainly from the us and im not, i just want to talk to a human female

I can't stop thinking about impregnating my girlfriend. She's got massive hips for a 18 year old and I suppose they'd only get larger from carrying my child.

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I almost exclusively fap to impregnation porn these days.

There's almost no good 3D content, and 2D content that's worthwhile is very rare, so mostly I get off to erotic fiction. It's gonna be a sad day when I burn through every story on the popular websites.

>>34231236
Favorite artists?

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cute

>You are all self destructive and require discipline in your life. You need a big brother to tell you what to do. It is obvious that at this point in your life if you aren't even moderately sucessful you can not be trusted to make your own decisions. So why fight it? Just let us help you and you w ill be ok in the end,i promise. Atleast we care about you.

little brothers don't count

I want a big sister to own me and make me do things though, not a brother!

>>34231054
>tfw im single child and no one told me what to do

>>34231037
u dont
kek

>>34231037
background information is required to answer your question meaningfully.

>>34231037
by frequenting 4chan and interacting with deluded preteens

Looking for hot MILF's in Adelaide to kill me

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Do non-normie females exist in this country?

I am starting to think not. Maybe I just need to get out more. But "out" is where all the normies are.

This is just too much for a simple queensland boy like me.

>>34231242
Nope. Even hippies, fatties or autismos abide by the normie code. Sunshine Coast reporting in.

Because you don't put effort into anything you do. You are a lazy shit that sits on his ass all day playing violent video games.

>>34231517
I don't play violent video games. I only play Tetris and Bedezzled. So it's better to be a motivated murderer than a lazy passive guy to get women?

>>34231517
That's a whole lot of projection there