Any other slavs on here squat while in their chair?literally squatting as I'm typing this.
>>35620789
God squatting on a chair feels so good, need to get a wider chair for maximum comfy
>>35620789
>be slav
>not squat
Am I broken?
>>35620789
For real tho?
What's with you slavs and squatting?
How do I become more like Anton Chigurh?
>>35620771
Start murdering
Get a shitty bowlcut
caIl it
How do I become a funny guy?
>>35620738
You can't, this website has developed a sense of humor for you that doesn't translate well into reality
>>35620738
steal other people jokes
>>35620738
You crack jokes at the bar with your mafia buddies
Do you think society be better off it made drugs legal and fast food and junk food illegal or if it stayed the same it is now?
>>35620716
I would like a world of 40% overweighted people, it would be fun to be slim at that world
>>35620716
Spending money to protect stupid people from themselves will be exponentially expensive and result in greater suffering of the good people of the world by subsidizing those who don't act good therefore de-incentivising behavior that conforms to the morals of a society and eventually the complete breakdown of said morals and then the society itself.
The nanny state will always fail because it primarily focuses on solving the problems of human nature through feminine means. Wanting to protect and coddle people is only one half of the solution. A society that strives to last and prosper needs to be balanced in it's approach to governance. A balance between maternal and paternal love of one's people is what's needed and that's difficult for people to recognize when they didn't have an equitable balance of maternal and paternal love when they were reared.
But if junk food is illegal now, what will all the stoners eat when they get the munchies?
Ya gotta think through these things, OP.
>"borrowed" dad's debit card and ordered some strong rope for next day delivery
Tomorrow's the night. I feel good about this one bros. I'll make another thread if I fuck up or puss out so that you can all laugh at me
I'm on the boundary. Every time I think it's time to die a certain someone pulls me back from the brink.
>>35620678
>buying ROPE online
How hard can it be to find a shop that sells rope?
Anyway, you'll definitely fuck up.
>>35620678
Hanging is an extremely fucking slow and painful way to die if you fuck it, which is VERY easy and likely. If you don't instantly snap your neck (even then, you'll still be alive for awhile) you're going to fucking suffer for those last few MINUTES you're alive.
You have so many better options to kill yourself yet you choose the most cliche and stupidest ways to do so. God damn.
It is time, again. I have showed this test to total normies and they told me that it is impossible to score something below 100. I've got 66 points, my robot friend "reached" 26, let's find out if there is a real wizard
> 82
> slightly strange
pretty accurate, I'm the weird hipster guy of my normalfags buddies
35 points yahoo wohoo
>>35620665
44, I was at 72 just a few months ago...
Welp...looks like life goes fast...
>be me
>talking with a qt female co worker
>she said 'i would like to go outside with you! some drinks, cinema, you know'
is she into me or she is being nice to me because she knows im a beta asperger?
I think she's interested in you anon. As a normie/Chad, i haven't come across a single girl who has asked me to hang out w them and have them not be interested in me. I'm certain she likes you, and I say go for it. Perhaps you may find happiness. At least one of us should. Godspeed anon.
>>35620618
>drinks, cinema
she literally asked you for a date, dumbass. Be glad you came across a woman like this, since women rarely initiate stuff like this even if they like you. you find her cute so go for it and ask her out the next time you meet. Just act like it's no big deal that you are a beta aspie, maybe it doesn't even bother her (at least it seems so)
>>35620618
do it anon ask her out if
she wont say no
And if she does say no,who cares?
Girls dont use to say those things when they dont want the d.
So,go for it, you wont lost anything valuable shes just aanother biatch
Anyone here ever do "stuff" with their mother? I mean stuff that you're supposed to do with a gf or something. I don't necessarily mean sex. For me:
-She licked my ear in a sexual manner, showing me how another girl would do it to me. This gave me an incredibly hard erection.
-Kissed me on the mouth, showing me, again, how a girl would do it, and then she proceeded to suck on my tongue. I can still remember the taste.
-Let me suck her nips when I was well past the age of breastfeeding.
Whenever I get high or I trip, I like to go deep into my memories and see what else I can find. I have some other feelings related to sexual things that relate to her, so I plan on meditating in this the next time I trip.
-Let me play with her feet. I have a foot fetish now. Not saying it's her fault, but who knows.
Any other robots have this happen?
Pic related to the thread, but not me.
Something is not right with your mom, OP. That's pretty weird.
>>35620613
She's dead now. Lung cancer.
She was a heroin addicted prostitute.
But man did I love her.
Bump
I have to put a line of text here so my post gets posted
I made another original collage
>>35620565
this isn't even what happened
>>35621225
teach me master
I'll give you oregano if you do
>>35621225
this is generally what happened faggot
no one cares what you study and no one wants to hear you split hairs
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena
Hey Macarena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena
Hey Macarena AHYAHAY
I don't want to fuck her. I don't want to kiss her. I only want to punch her.
>>35620756
>I don't want to fuck her. I don't want to kiss her. I only want to punch her.
Hey Macarena!
What is for breakfast robots ?
>>35620498
A bottle of water
>>35620498
Not sure anon-kun. I wanna make a nice sandwich when I wake up, not sure what to do though. There's tons of meat in the freezer but no chicken, there's also shrimp... thinking I'd thaw some shrimp and put it one with some mayo and maybe a boiled egg and some lettuce or something. Any suggestions?
>>35620498
What the fuck is that.
Anyway, powdered soylent, which I haven't had yet because I don't eat breakfast. It's 5 PM now and still haven't eaten. Fuck.
> what do you feel when you see this?
Do you get sad knowing she can feel qt and have all the attention she wants while you have to try so hard to please someone like her just to get one bit of emotional fullfilment?
Does she realize how easy it so to muffle her and rape her in some back aisle while wearing a mask?
i feel mad because the dumb bitch is blocking the aisle
I've had sex and deep emotional connections with a woman that was on that level. My life is a hopeless train wreck now, but nobody can ever take that away from me :^) if you're between the ages of 18 and 25 devote your life to achieving this st least once. Past that it's too late.
I mean. Why you guys want a GF so badly?
A GF just makes your life more miserable.
Walk the path of 2D.
Believe me, I do that, and I don't even need a real girl now.
>>35620388
Can't pick your desires, m8
i just want somebody who actually wants to be around me
is that too much to ask?
>>35620433
Stop living in a dream world.
There's no such a thing like "loyal girlfriend"
How do I get over the 'mental block' of actually applying to jobs and talking to people on the phone?
And how do I get 'motivated' to work? How do normies do it?
I mean yeah I would get some cash but it does not feel like it's enough to motivate me.
you don't. if you aren't motivated even by the prospect of income there's no point. not that it matters, a robot like you and I will be lucky to get a minimum wage job.
>>35620337
think of it this way.. you need experience to do what you want
and you dont get there where you want with zero history. so first jobs can be anything, as long as you get some days and months under your belt. Then i started thinking, i dont have to have fun there or to even like it as long as im getting paid. So suddenly any job i were qualified to do was just fine.
And now i got next part time gig on the tuesday. Physical labour but id still say im closer to making it with this attitude than you are and mostly because of the fact that i care and you dont give a fuck and feel too sorry for yourself to reach out for better things.
This is the same sort of plateau I dwell in.
I have a neat little rental apartment and get enough money from the state to sufficiently feed and entertain myself and then some.
I have the feeling that I'm entirely dependent on bureaucracy and goodwill of quite fragile system, and that I should work to get a pile of assets that actually are my own, but I'm stuck in such a comfortable trap that I never get around doing anything.
Good music and good waifus for a one-two feel combo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZkLTFKV-fU
Really enjoying this one right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G808sLEx4bQ
Really enjoying the singles off the new FJM album https://youtu.be/wKrSYgirAhc
>>35620316
originally good shit OP