>tfw no ponerologist bf
>>34988579
>ponerologist
>pone
>>>/mlp/
>>34988579
Thanks, Doc.
Evil is something someone considers bad, immoral, unjust, unethical, or just plain negative. "Is evil something you are, or is it something you do?" is a question Patrick Bateman presents in the Bret Easton Ellis novel American Psycho. This is a deeply intriguing question, which is hard to answer. Some believe no one is born evil, whereas others think evilness can be innate...
>tfw no bf 109e
When I finish college and get my CPA will I get a gf then?
>>34988469
If you can't get a gf in college, it's probably over
When you get money you will
>>34989428
Will she be cute?
I'm a huge chubby chaser.
How many girls are you currently texting?
if your answer is > 0 then you should leave
>>34988439
>Haven't even texted my mom in days
0
What kind of stupid question is that? 0, of course.
>children screaming and playing outside
>>34988422
>tfw you live right next to a school
why do they gotta scream so much?
>neighbors are niggers
>>34988422
>Annoying roommate screaming stupid shit again.
smon cm ruomnd may huse amd pylay
i am feleing lonewly, myy momney seys u cn plyay
>>34988404
gid en mah fert let pyay casl
>>34988404
Can I play with your momney's tits ?
>>34988404
I'll play with you helper. It's a little game called "peepee touch".
anyone else here like twenty one pilots? They're honestly my favourite band.
WISH WE COULD TUUURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAAAAAAAAAAYS
(how is this not original fucking hell)
>>34988395
How? What do you like about them so much?
>>34988395
Vessel > Blurryface
>Watching porn
>2 guys 1 girl
>The girl blows both of the guys
>30 seconds later the girl kisses both guys
What the fuck is wrong with normies?
pic related
>>34988357
Why did u feel the need to post gay stuff
Is there kissing porn? Like just making out, nothing sexual, and filmed like regular porn.
>>34988376
not gai i swer
Does anyone else here get freaked out when a girl likes them really fast? Like when you barely talk and they say how much they like you?
>>34988215
>girl likes them
Fuck off normie
orig
>>34988215
I know this feel. It gives me a headache
>>34988215
yeah, that's when i drop them. it just means you're disposable in their eyes. those girls make me fucking cringe.
i was texting a girl i met online last year and before we had even skyped she told me she loved me. fucking what. if i was more intelligent i would have dropped her right there, but i was a lonely piece of shit who didn't have anyone to talk to,..
Tfw you introduce your super normie friend to r9k memes and he actually understands them but can't relate.
>>34988117
>Has a friend
GET OUT
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It is fucking weird but one of my best friends is a typical normie. how the fuck is that even possible?
I showed some of the peepee poopoo memes to my coworker, and he thinks im mentally ill for having that on my phone
>tfw coworkers make even more fun of me now
>i just wanted to show u some funny pics and maybe start a conversation
im really starting to feel my virginity
Same. Started feeling it literally a week ago. The realization that you have one life and you are going to miss out on a major experience. Might start working on it for the first time this year.
>>34988101
>>34988180
>they haven't gotten their government-issued virginity takers
>>34988279
where can i apply?
H-have you forgotten?
We have not forgotten your failure.
I will never forget the supreme gentleman
he looks over all of us from heaven :3
Elliot is a failure, just another pussy like Dylann Roof. Good plan, poor execution.
Why some men are beta and some are alfa?
idk doesn't matter
>>34988128
How it doesn't matter? If something exists there must have a reason why it exists
>>34988042
Cause hormones and childhood.
>male
>body of a woman
please help me
be fucking grateful id commit genocide to be a woman
You have gender dysphoria or you are male that just has a feminine body?
>>34988025
>female
>body of a man
Wanna trade senpai?
> mwf I'm in that time of the month again
>>34988019
It's cool! You're not pregnant!
>>34988019
>be male
>every single day worry about boner
>worry about getting blamed for stuff, ass kicked
>pay higher insurance and other bachelor taxes
>three days out of the month females have to wear a diaper
>males have to deal with their balls everyday
>adjust balls and people think he's playing with himself
>literally take breasts out people think it's k to feed baby
>sit with legs apart as man, end up on the news
>>34988282
>sit with legs apart as man, end up on the news
Kek where do you live? I sit around with my legs apart all the time.
Is anyone else here fucking idiotic and can't even use computers despite being on them all day?
I have been tricked by 3 internet scams this past year despite using internet at least 15 hours per day
>Scam 1
This wasn't that bad, I just clicked on a link with some ransomware, and had to reset my computer. Although it took me 4 hours to figure out that it wasn't a joke
>Scam 2
This is the one I am angriest about. A man from Bangladesh sent me a picture of his mother in the bathtub and told me she was drowning in a flood (he said Bangladeshi streets are made of bathtubs) and he needed 2 grand to pay for her funeral so I sent it for some reason
>Scam 3
downloaded a link called 'footage of bin laden being raped by obama' thinking it was real and had to buy a new laptop
I am too slow for the internet. Please tell me I am not the only one?
>>34987840
#2 How are you even alive at this point?
>>34988001
I dont go outside ever
>>34987840
are you fucking scamming me op