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I prefer tall flat goddesses. Shortstacks will poison your gene pool.

>>37036893
Different anon similar question.

Do guys like sub 5'ers who are properly proportioned but so petite it borders anorexia?

>>37036945
Pretty much this. The curse will also be around forever because there will always be guys that are into short, busty girls.

>Why is Micolash so based?
Because he is best boy in that game

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>Micolash will never awooo in your direction

I like Bloodborne but I feel like grinding should have greater diminishing returns. And in terms of Blood Echoes, it does, but there is no reason why you should ever run out of Blood Vials for instance. I was breezing through the later stages of the game because I was so overleveled from exploring and grinding. Like the end was so much more easier than the beginning when I feel like it should be the other way around.

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>that fatty in the far right
They aren't a problem when you realize most look like this

>Stop selling bananas splits
>Every ice cream shop in the world and its employees promote diversity

>>37036571
What is *really* hilarious is that the right-wing Americans can beat the shit out of the Left wing Americans

>>37036489
>No, it's not because you like her

>It's because you like her and that engenders possessiveness in some people. Listen to the language of these things: 'she's my crush', 'my girlfriend', 'my fiance', 'my husband', etc

>The way we speak about love is full of words that imply possession

>But it's because of possessiveness that you get sad or mad. It's because you have an image in your mind of who you want this person to be, and when they act independently of that image - when they don't live up to your expectations of them, you are upset with the gap between your image of them and them as an independent person

>>37036547
not really relevant tho since i don't even have any relationship with these girls

>>37036547
Nah I think he's just jealous because others have nice things and he doesn't.

>>37036405
Red pilled women really isn't something you want to exist.

follow the money, avarice masters many hearts

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>>37036427
Self aware females are truly a special kind of suffering.

>>37036273
JUST, as you would expect.

Still fine but I'm paranoid about it receding all the time.

Running for the fucking hills while also thinning up top.
It's a sad state of affair up there...

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Being a black guy who will never be cute enough to be a girl (male) is worse.

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>>37036148
I feel ya man, I lost the game since I was born

>>37036148
You can fuck right off ya faggot.

I'm a guy with BPD and every relationship/friendship ive ever had has crashed and burned. ive accepted that im better off alone and have learned to adapt to it. i will never be capable of trust or selfless love

>>37036031
You never see old ladies with BDP, do they all die young?

>>37036060
I destroy relationships too. Friendships get messed up because I can't have one day of plain sailing weather without fucking things up. I always slip up HARD.
>>37036077
People with BPD are 800x more likely to kill themselves. Though I think some people learn to manage it, through DBT for example.

Huh? I'm 5'6" and girls feel safe with me. Are you an underweight Chang or something?

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>>37036043
>I'm 5'6" and girls feel safe with me

>>37036057
Sounds like someone is bitter he has never had a gf or sex.

>>37036004
Close the door on her face. Who the fuck does she think she is?

>>37036004
Say "please be my girlfriend i am alone"

>>37036004
Close the door and go back to playing my gaems

That dude was JUST tier, but what a way to go

normies gonna normie

>>37035865
Humbuckers on a strat. Guy had it coming.

>>37035813
I still suffer because I missed the obvious signals three times. Two slim redheads and a chubby qt childhood friend... Fuck my lack of empathy and understanding

>implying I ever into 3D even one time

ERP and IM in every "relationship." I'm not a NEET, but I have the personality of dry toast. I long for a fuck buddy who will never make drama and leave over stupid misunderstandings.

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>meet the perfect girl
>she pursued me
>have perfect normie life for three years
>be happy in ways never thought possible
>grew apart eventually
>be 30 and single again
>still no idea how getting a girl works

I've resigned myself to being alone now, though.

It's too late for having your own family and all that at 30 years old. I mean, meeting a girl, dating one, seeing the relationship succeed, moving in together, trying for children... that's all a process of several years, and for it to make any sense at my age, it all needs to go PERFECTLY or else it's too late. No room for errors.

Yeah, nah. That ship has sailed.

I'll be alone forever now, and that's just fine.

>>37035602
poor mr jingles, he deserves better

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>>37035602

Things are pretty fucked up between the genders, but this isn't helping. Keep swallowing the redpills if you still have illusions about women, but pretty soon it's going to be time to start complaining about them and start seducing, marrying, and impregnating them.

>>37035602
I feel bad for the cat.

First time here, anon-kun?

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>>37035472
>falling for the women meme
r9k never learns

>>37035472
Michelle Obama has a degree, do you have a degree OP? no? thought not.

>look on them like they are retarded
>take my tendies and go back to my room

>>37035386
>ask her to step aside
>grab my popcorn out of the microwave
>return to my room
Did you think I'm attracted to 3D?

Fold her in half, smush her into the oven and toaste that roast.