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IM TRYING TO FIND MY WAY UP OUTTA THIS FUCKING RUT IM IN, I THOUGHT ABOUT TAKING MY LIFE ON PERISCOPE BUT THOUGHT AGAIN, IM READING SHIT FROM KIDS THAT TELL ME THEY JUST WANT TO QUIT, YOU NOT ALONE, NOT ALONE I FEEL LIKE DYING
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>>39467825
>ghostemane an underground rapper
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>>39467825
stop being 16 years old
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>>39467825
Respect Master Witcher

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>someone smarter than you enters the thread
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>>39467784
You're frog posting it must happen a lot OP
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>>39467822
whats wrong with frog posting? (not OP)
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>>39467873
For a board dedicated to original content, seeing the same thing over and over again is a nightmare.

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>tfw you realize nihilism is wrong
>meaning does exist just in pockets of meaning rather than one objective meaning
>the dude selling his shit at the store is meaning
>the dog loving its owner is meaning
>the man loving a woman is meaning
>the guy shitting on a toilet is meaning
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>>39467763
are you like 17 years old
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Am I the only person on this board who isn't searching for meaning and other abstract shit?
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Anon while I'm not really a nihilist, there's a problem with what you're saying.

All of those things are momentary.

>the dude selling his shit at the store is going to break down and die
>the dog loving its owner will likely get put down by its owner and probably forgotten for the most part
>the man's love won't be reciprocated or will be but things will go to shit eventually
>the guy shitting on the toilet wants more to life

The point is that if all of us break down and die, then none of those moments of reason come to anything. They were just fleeting attempts to grasp at something, which will be annihilated by death.

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my parents never leave the house so i can never masturbate. im so fucking sexually frustrated
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>>39467755
>tfw lived alone for like 7 years now

I can barely remember what it was like to have to wait until my mother left so I could fap. Torturous.
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doyou sleep with your parents?lmao you can wank at night when everyone is sleeping or try to not make sound do i really have to tell you this?
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>>39467777
its not the same. i hate being sneaky/scared

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>spend 20 minutes making a thread about my first (very minor) victory in the eternal battle of trying to turn my life around for the better
>felt pretty good about myself for the first time in months and managed to phrase what happened in a satisfactory manner
>click post
>some stupid fucking error appears and everyting is lost
>good feels are gone in an instant
>can't bring myself to try and create that thread again

i was having a good day robots. i felt triumphant and happy. why did you betray me 4chan
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>>39467743
Seek eternal peace, is the only way to live with the universe constant mockery
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>>39467743
What was it OP I'm trying to better my mental health at the moment I've picked up an instrument and when I can play how I feel it makes me pretty happy
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>>39467743
fucktard..
>doesn't highlight all txt b4 posting
>learns he is a shitcunt 4 life

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I'm going for it boys
I want to know what the bagina feel like

Anyway I met this girl at an art exhibit acted on the free wine confidence and she gave me her number
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Oh and by the way its been seven days since I got her number.

Did I wait long enough? Heard that's alpha
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I want to know what the bagina feel like
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PLEASE FUCK ME, I AM A DESPERATE VIRGIN BOY WITH 4 A INCH DICK AND I THOUGHT I HAD A FAIR CHANCE WITH A LANDWHALE LIKE YOU.

>be 30
>never kissed a girl
>never fucked a girl
>every girl in my rl is dumb as dirt
>everyday wake up to go on the computer
>my area is a mess
>got a drinking problem so I usually get diarrhea and liver area gets sharp pains
>never really enjoy anything I do anymore

I still live with my parents and have only once known what it was like to live by myself, unfortunately I don't have the income now. I often think about suicide and it seems to become a better option everyday.
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okay, thanks for telling us idiot
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>>39467615
You're a depressed alcoholic who is likely going to die of cirrhosis. Either do something about it or enjoy the ride you're currently on.
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>>39467615
well you're probably never going to kiss or fuck a girl at your age. women are only interested in poor guys if they have social status. the only exceptions to you trading monetary or social value is if you met her when she was young and the social value of having a boyfriend and not 'missing out' was enough in her or both of your formative years. In your 30's living with your parents most women would rather have you sent to a gas chamber then ever talk to you. So probably get that nonsense out of your head and all your girl problems are gone since there is nothing you can really do about that

How should you eat this in front of her?
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>>39467604
is that a litre of milk in a jar
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>>39467604

l wouIdn't
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>>39467604
Slowly savor every bite then wash it down with that mini jug of milk

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i just fell asleep last night with same ski mask pictured and i felt secure mentally all night and felt like the mask gave me a better aura. anyone else want to get into ski masking with me... just be a hermit in your room with your ski mask and laptop ? mine is straight orange cuz i dont want to look like a robber with the all black one. anyone else into this?
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i think they're really cool too, don't want to buy one though for fear of looking like a criminal
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I can't stand my nose being covered at night
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I prefer wearing a hoodie to bed and putting the hood up

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Can someone tell me why the fuck there are so many of these hug your family threads? What is their purpose and where did they come from?
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>>39467469

That cat looks so fucking smug and condescending
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>>39467469
theyre made so the op can get attention and yous
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They're just another of the endless trash threads that are constantly spammed on here. At least there's only one of them, unlike the fucking gay and trap shit. Just filter it and you're good.
Seriously, I think with how weird this board is, there's people with powerful autistic fixations reposting these threads constantly, like real autism or some other illness.

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>be me
>be literary autistic*
>be good looking**
>get hit on by girls***
>have no clue what to do
>absolutely no protocol
>have tried many things
>I have mostly nothing in common with them
>what should I do?
>what should I say?

*weak autism:
I have no/wrong instinctive social behavior. But when I analyze social situations, I develop "protocols" that I follow, like <shake hands when greeting people>, <don't talk about things that people will not understand>, <etc.>. If I know what and how I should do something, I can do it. I also think have little to no social anxiety then most people, because I have accepted that I can mess up and that it is worth the try, and people tend to be willing to forgive that I am weird when I don't disrespect them. Because of this I am willing to try things that have a high percent chance of fucking up. And I have no problem with embarrassing myself when I fucked up, I most of the time just smile and walk away, if the situation is beyond repair.
Thx to that I have a decent number of friends around 10 (+50 or so people I shake hands with when I meet them but wouldn't consider friends because I don't hang out with them regulary)
I also don't wear glasses, even though I have slight sight impairment, so that I don't get sensory overload thx to everything is a bit blurry in the far.

**6'3'', green Eyes, decently muscular, symmetric face.

***I have had this often enough to understand when she is hitting on me and when she is just talking to me, though I am cautious and tend to have some false negatives.
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>>39467450
I think I might have autism too. How do I find out?
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>>39468172
get tested if you want to know for sure. But if you get sensory overload you are pretty sure to have it.
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>>39467450
Nothing.
You said it yourself, you have nothing in common with them.
Do this, say
>We don't have anything in common
>Goodbye

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Feeling lonely bros? Let's play cards against humanity, https://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=34

I made the worst deck of cards imaginable.
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bump lads, get in here for some fun.
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lets get some more players lads.
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bump we have 6 now

>why /r9k/ must become a blue board !
-no more bbc worship shit
-no more tranny/mental health threads
-no more gore threads attracting more newfags.
-abnormal shit belong on /b/.
making /r9k/ a blue board is leaving /r9k/ for true robots and fembot.
making /r9k/ a blue board is the only way to save our beloved robotdom.
>inb4 fembot not robot.
fembot are 10% of the overall cancer.
we can allow this

LEAVE A REEEEEEEE AT MODS AND TAKE MY JIHAD PEPE.
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>>39467309
Why did you make this again?
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Can we actually petition this? R9k needs to be a blue board desperately
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>>39467353
for mods to notice, take your gay shit back to /b/ NOW NOW NOW NOW.

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How likely is it for passable traps and trannies? There's a serious shortage of dickgirls getting knotted and sucking off horses desu senpai
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>>39467300
please post girl v horse porn. thanks.
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>>39467300

*How likely is it for passable traps and trannies to be into bestiality?

damn
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>>39467310
just search bestiality on tumblr
there's so much it's ridiculous

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Specificly girls ruining geek culture
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>>39467293
Is this a goal gf pic?
It is for me, anyway
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Ugh this picture is the spitting image of my ex
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>>39467293
I dated this before.

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