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Who here /snowedin/?
Went snowboarding this weekend. The highway is closed because of snow and I can't get home.
They said up to 1 meter (3 feet in burger units) of snow has fallen in some places.
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>>34657578
lol, I wish
> Live in minnesota
> no snow on the ground at all because of (((global warming)))
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>>34657578
Damn those are some outrageous levels of comf you have going there desu.
Is this a /comfy/ thread now?
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>>34657578
Make a snow penis or piss in the snow
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>automation of jobs is the inevitable future
>tfw going to be killed or forced to live in a slum because there's nothing I can do better than a robot
I didn't ask for this future
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>>34657518
>>automation of jobs is the inevitable future
>artistic freedom is closer than ever
feels good man
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>>34657710
>>artistic freedom is closer than ever
lol
you wish
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>>34657518
This AI/robot shit is starting to make me anxious
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So guys, enough about traps. I want to know, are cuntboys (man with a vagina) gay, also, is a woman who likes traps gay?
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>>34657510
The answer to both is yes in 99% of cases. I'll never get how people can rationalize fucking like Buck Angel isn't gay but fucking Bailey Jay is.
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>>34657510
yes of course. anybody born as a man is a man and will stay a man. wanting to fuck a man who mutilated his own penis is still gay as fuck.
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>>34657510
I do like tomboys if that's what you mean. If you're referring to trans men they can take their mental illness somewhere else.
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What do my fellow American robots plan to do today?
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I think I might watch at the Sizzler? I have no clue what I'm gonna do. /sp/ doesn't give out streams anymore.
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>>34657673
why do you want to watch it ?
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>>34657488
Play Pathfinder all afternoon, eat dinner, catch up on a couple episodes of The Expanse, and go to bed.
Couldn't care less about the superbowl.
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How do you re-enter the workforce after several years as a NEET with a college degree?
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>>34657471
Why would you want to re-enter the workforce? Your job is going to be automated in the next 20 years guaranteed.
You'd be better off looking for other ways to make money.
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>>34657471
You don't to be honost, just do hits for Mturk, in a few months you could be making 30 dollars for an hour of audio transcribing, all done from home M8
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>>34657498
>tfw neets are merely early adapters to the basic income world
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Can we start a good ol fashioned qt chart thread?
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>>34657449
oregano alskdjfal;skdjf;lkasdjfl;kasdjflasjd
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>>34657449
ohayou sempais
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>>34657449
>is fat
>wants skinny
every time
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>mommy, how did you and daddy meet?
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>ywn pound the literal shit out of a qt asians asshole from her quivering orgasms
doesnt really seem fair
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>perfectly healthy rellationsips
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>pregnate multiple asian women
>go home
>9 months later
>goverment starts to ask whether I'm father of these children
>used alias, but private detective figured your identity
>children gets the citizenship of the best country in the world (not USA)
>have to pay monthly for those bastards until they reach 17
>quit job
>government starts to pay neetbux and child benefits because I'm broke
I think this is win win
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Last Moments of The Weekend Edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ
bogdanoff is my husbando edition
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BEST bread in the world. Bread simply doesn't get better than Tiger Bread.
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THIS IS AN AZU AND JUN POSTER FREE ZONE
TAKE YOUR DRAMA TO YOUR OWN THREAD
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Okay, I need your help.
I'm planning on installing a spycam into the bathroom of a couple that lives in the same apartment complex as me. I know where to hide as our apartments are identical. Problem however is that I dont know them personally. How do I befriend them? I'm moving out of the complex in 2 months.
Quick facts about them:
They have 2 cats
The bf is more attractive than the gf
The guy has a man-bun
They stay up pretty late
I'm planning on posting the pics if I get them.
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>find one of their cats
>steal cat for a few hours
>go over to theirs with the cat
>"Is this your cat? It got into my apartment somehow. Here you go. By the way I'm Anon I'm your neighbor"
>etc
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>>34657226
Dude,
Unironically go fuck yourself, what in the Davey jones locker is actually wrong with you
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>>34657278
The cats dont leave their apartments. Also, I dont thinking catching cats is easy.
My one idea is to go over and ask for advice about getting a cat. My other idea is to go over ask them if theyve seen the "stray cat" I've been looking after recently.
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Go for it, if you dare. Good luck!
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I have many friends and am happy with how my life currently is.
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>>34657246
I'm not a pathethic virgin
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>>34657262
Holy shit that actually worked
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That guy thread
>that guy who clogged the toilet at Starbucks and ran out before getting his drink
>that guy that buys manga at Barnes and noble and gets glared at by the cashier
>because it has some chick with huge tits on the cover spilling out of her top
>that guy that gets nervous when girlscouts try to sell him stuff
>so he has to buy a box every time
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You're talking about yourself, right OP?
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What's wrong with that guy at Barnes and Noble? I've literally done that and had sex with the cashier afterwards.
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>>34657311
WOAH WTF TELL ME HOW
know girl for years
>has a drug/psychological problem
>dates a beta male but constantly cheats on him
>in and out of town dependent on whether or not her parents kick her out
>shacks up with Chinese restaurant owner
>exchanges sex for rent for a year
>the living conditions are squalid at best
>uses self medicated heroin everyday to cope
>tells no one of this but me until the end
>she claims that the dude was a psychopath
>who tried to drug everyone with a special date rape syrum
>not sure if she is telling the truth
>two months ago she goes dark
>calls me to meet her in the slum part of the county
>tells me she has been living between an abandoned house and warming station with a 45 year old dude who is a heroin addict
>said he died 6 times within the last month due to overdoses. and tells me how much of a piece of shit this dude was.
>she got rid of her bed because of him
>claims she feels like she is dying and has worn the same clothes for days
>calls me the next day because the chinese store owner won't let her move back because she won't have sex with him
>says she is going to marry the 45 year old to get benefits
This situation is beyond fucked
What should I do?
Status update
Status update
>told her parents about this
>she immediately screams at them while on the phone
>they tell me that she is a survior
>she then screams at me
>a few hours later she tells me that she is sorry she yelled but knows what she is doing
>I haven't heard from her since and I am getting worried.
>her parents ask me to check the salvation army/warming station she is staying at and say they haven't seen her
>all of the negative posts about her boyfriend are deleted
>tried to call her, no response
>I am now a tad worried
>here is a post from her wall that was deleted.....
This dude IS a real piece of shit.
That's them arguing..
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>>34657073
Why do you care?
serious questiando.
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Well, she does look like a heroin addict.
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>>34657073
Go back to normiebook where you belong GOOO NOW GOD DAMMIT
Hey /r9k/, irl Chad checking in.
How's your day going? I just woke up, late saturday night, you know? I think I might go hit up one of my tinder matches.
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Those feminine eyes bruh
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the hell
something ain't right with this guy
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ew dude whats wrong with your face
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I've decided to spend less time shitposting and replace it with getting fit, and recently heard squatting can stunt growth.
I'm 18 so still growing and am wondering is this true?
(I don't want to get bullied on /fit/, I'm sure they're are some fit robots here)
Pic unrelated
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>being this low-effort
kys
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that's 100% untrue.
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>>34657055
Thanks.
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Would you fuck a girl if you knew she'd be cheating?
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No.
I don't ever want to be that guy. That guy is a fucking scumbag.
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Happily. Then I would forget about her in a few days until I wanted more.
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Yes, then tell her boyfriend the next day, and pretend I didn't know she was dating someone until after we did it.
No real loss on the other guy's part, if she didn't cheat with you she would've just cheated with someone else. Probably in his best interest that the relationship be destroyed sooner rather than later.