Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1879. page

>>38533040
I'm getting pretty desperate for a gf but I have no idea where I would even find one.

>>38533167

Plenty of cute girls on r9k, just ask one out next time you see one!

>>38533236
Cute girls on r9k really where are they

how much do you weigh?

I know it's a stupid question, but at least i'm keeping your thread alive.

most of them end up looking like shit

also black ink>any other color

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>>38533012
Tattoos can be pretty cool imo as long as it isn't painfully boring or generic like your pic related. It can be a pretty artistic work of art when done with purpose and meaning.
>inb4 fuck off normie

Impeached for what exactly? You leftist morons have had months now to "find" a Russian connection and the best you have is an Email between Donalds son and some random Russian where he replies "I love it" to the idea of getting info they have proving Hilary is even more corrupt than we already know.

Fucking kill yourself already.

>>38533014
So you admit the conspiracy is real?

I still like Rick and Morty, in spite of its fanbase of redditors and leftists.

>>38532996
they're both 6ft, so it doesn't matter. both of them are already Chad

>>38533020
kek its better to be tall than manlet but I can assure you that I know few tall betas, I am 187cm myself and I am 29yo khv neet.

>>38533020
The actor on the right is most definitely not six feet tall and would look just as bad with a worse body. I don't understand this retarded incel meme of comparing Hollywood actors or models with average looking people. Trump is an ugly fuck, yet he's the President of the most powerful nation on the planet. Not saying I like him, but it just shows you being attractive is really only helpful if you want to live like a fratboy Chad until you get old and fat at 35.

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>>38532974
alright oriingallily
No bully pls

>>38533015
Would fug

Is

That really you fag?

>>38532974
Greece? I'm guessing by those marble pillars

>>38532839
i pissed my pants what do i do now i dont feel good

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yikes. it ain't great, I'll tell you that. I wouldn't even call it good. the first couple times were interesting. then it was unequivocally bad, agitating, scary, unstoppable.

I hate that I have this in my cabinet but not some dxm
Is a pure dph trip really worth it?

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Worth the visit yes sirree!

Guys, this is you chance to talk to a real girl.

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Take a look at this sandwich

>>38532768
real robots know what it's like to be hated for things they can't control about themselves so they could never be racist

>>38532768
>>38532783
Nice samefagging and nice psyop fag
You suck at it

>>38532768
Stop shitting up the board with terrible bait.

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>>38532759
stopped originally, easy

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I use my unending supply of potions

bump for fuck ideal gf/bbf threads

>>38532745
terrible b8 dumbass
>fembot
>If you just went outside

>>38532745
but what do about my disabling social anxiety and adhd/depression holy shit I am a meme

>>38532745
the irony being, a fembot is a person who wouldn't go outside either (thus a 'bot' of /r9k)
meaning the men of /r9k/ would never meet a "fembot," venturing outdoors

>>38532702
I can't relate but I can imagine why you would OP, I'm a girl and generally find it hard to have male friends. Guys interact a lot different, girls tend to be different as friends and a lot more emotionally open and supportive. I think men are a lot different to interact with.

>>38532702
No it's not normal. If you can't interact with fellow males then you either have some underlying insecurities or have a higher emotional intelligence than most guys.

>>38533732
>>38533816
I mean, I like men but I just usually like women better. My therapist did tell me that I have a high emotional intelligence

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>>38532689
This is my everyday fridge.

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>>38532689
Canadian bourbon whiskey. Never had it before. Probably gonna get drunk and do some Pic related

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>>38532689
It's nice that someone else is making the thread for once, I'm drinking some laker ice and rum OP. It's gonna be a good night.

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN STUPID NEET I AM BETTER THAN YOU I GET TO FUCK USED GOODS TRASH WHORES

>>38532680
I'm like you, except not voluntarily. I would kill 7 newborn rhinos for a full time job

>>38533031
what a dumb brainwashed loser

Continue my dude

Oorginihgh

>>38532628
>not typing up the story beforehand
>making people wait while you type shit out
Sage this shit, fuck you OP

I made the shit before but the yeast would always collect at the bottom of the bottle and every time I tried to either drink it or try to separate the juice from yeast by pouring it into a different container, the yeast would mix with the rest of the juice and it would taste horrible

>>38532621
most of my crushes were black cuties. only like 2 of my crushes were blonde white girls. a black woman could satisfy my sexual needs better.

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>People on this board will actually, unironically, physically, literally turn down a female if she isn't a virgin to fulfil his autistic fantasy

HOLY FUCK LMAOO

>>38532621
You can't post this kinda picture without a sauce, you faggot.