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Remember if you are a white male you can not be depressed
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>>37646390
>This is what equality looks like
Origikek
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>>37646390
basically ONLY white men on average can be depressed, given that you have to have intelligence to be able to fathom all the depressing shit

ITT: Things that make you wish the Internet never existed.
Pic related is a prime example that I found in my town
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Boxxy a cute though
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>>37646373
Christ Boxxy was beginning of the end, along with cracky-chan or whatever.

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Why is NEETdom so widely accepted and approved of in the black community but frowned upon everywhere else?
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"Black" isn't a skin color, it's an annoying cult, like Islam.

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>she has family and friends who really want to know what her baby is, boy or girl
>that makes her angry
>makes a long rant on Facebook

Holy shit guys, PLEASE INFORM HOW PIC RELATED MAKES YOU FEEL. This shit is horrible, how can a girl be so egotistic and hostile towards people who actually give a shit about her pregnancy.
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should claiming to be gay be a bannable offence?

think about it, why would a robot need to make it clear who they are attracted too when robots care little about relationships anyway?

there is no pride in being gay so if they really were they could just fap to whatever and never have to boast about it

gaybots should be banned
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>>37646321
Just ban the terms "gay" "trans" and "fembot"

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>These are the same exact people who are worshipped by normies everwhere
>there are fucking 12 year olds as celebrities

How the fuck do these people do it? What is this shit?

https://www.famousbirthdays.com/most-popular-people.html
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hey guys, I started to think about having sex with a prostitute. I found few that want for a 15 minutes cash I'm earning in 4 hours so it's cheap. Cheaper than whiskey.

What do you think about that?

15 minutes isn't too short? I'm masturbating faster
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>>37646297
Go for it, have fun. Use protection and all that.
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>>37646297
i fucked my fwb for like 6 hours nonstop for free xD

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>we'll never be heroes
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>>37646273
we're not even interesting ppl that can post on yt

heros is millions of miles away from that lmao
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>>37646273
We can all be heroes if we want to. It doesn't take saving a person from a burning building, or stopping a mugger. All you need to do to be a hero is to help people, no matter how small or large the task is, whenever help is necessary.
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we can be champions

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I know so many people, yet i have so few friends.
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Remembering the thing in OP's pic is a surefire way to mindfuck yourself for 5-10 minutes. Just now I realized that my wall neighbors are merely meters away from me, but I don't even know who they are.

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this doesn't seem that bad of a life desu. it's basically how i am living now except i am not fat
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>mfw been to /soc/
How is this even allowed?
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The normies need a containment board or they start posting /soc/ threads everywhere else. They already leak as it is

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>Mcdonalds employer emailed back for an interview
looks like I'll be taking my leave now, see ya cucks
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>>37646137
Lol she's hideous compared to me. No I'm not giving pics. I'm absolutely gorgeous tho.
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>>37646137
i want this chick to sit on my cock whilst she plays videogames and streams
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>>37646189
Doubt it. Venti is thicc in all the right places.

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>take shower
>go to bed
>wake up
>face is covered in oil
>hair is oily
>take another shower
>six hours later I'm oily again
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>>37646110
Use Prell shampoo, dries out my hair well. The skin not sure, desu.
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>>37646110
tea tree oil shampoo/soap
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wash your hair less. try a dry shampoo instead most days. use face wash with no chemicals in it and your skin won't get as oily

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>oneitis
>tell her "your bfs gay get with a real man i want ya i need ya"
>"i thought you were joking"
>"girls just know right away if they like someone like that, you know?"
>"i just don't like you that way"
>"no it never crossed my mind"
>"not even once"
my soul

CANT WAKE UP
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>>37646064
>confessing to your oneitis instead of being a spineless piece of shit and repressing all your emotions so you can regret it and think of what could have been years later.
You have no one to blame but yourself.
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>>37646149
had a bit of a chuckle, thanks friendo

gge5r4sgfd

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>tfw if you're a 24+ virgin or never had a girlfriend, women will make a million negative judgemrnts about you like you must be damaged or ugly or a misogynist.
>if you dare make one negative judgement about women for being a slut or non-virgin, or if you dare factor in sexual history into your deal breakers (despite women doing it all the time with regards to male virgins), you're worse than hitler
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>>37646056
>tfw if you're a 24+ virgin or never had a girlfriend, women will make a million negative judgemrnts about you like you must be damaged or ugly or a misogynist.

I'd rape these fucking whores


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