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WHY WAS I BORN WHY WAS I BORN WHY WAS I BORN WHY WAS I BORN
WHY WAS I BORN
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
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WHY AM I A HUMAN WITH HUMAN FEELINGS WHY AM I NOT A REAL ROBOTO
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Nobody is born on purpose. We're all going to die. Go watch TV.
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I WANT TO BE DEAD BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE
>It's just a toy, anon.
>Why are you so insecure?
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>>34615235
just keep driving my man, being insecure never helped anyone before
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>>34615235
>warcraft tramp stamp
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>>34615235
>size doesn't matter anon!
>besides, it hurts way too much if it's too big
>you're the perfect size for me :)
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Wasn't paying attention so it crashed and burned edition.
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Just bought two large dominos pizzas lads.
Fucks sake I wish the student discount code I had didn't work still..
I'm going to regret this in the morning.
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join in lads
password is whereisgorilla
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>>34615232
It's Dude Where's My Car, tonight, by the way.
Proceeded by some life lessons about women.
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Claim Your Waifu Thread 2017-02-03 09:53:23 Post No.34615144
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Rules:
>Once someone posts a girl, that girl is then claimed and cannot be taken by anyone else
>If someone claims your waifu, you must give them a (You) and post someone else
>You may not give multiple people (You)s
>Anyone who gets 5 (You)s must show us their penis
>2D girls only. No disgusting 3D roasties
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Waifu claimed.
Orignevada
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My one and only true waifu.
Most likely original comment.
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Mine and only mine
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You don't deserve intimacy 2017-02-03 09:50:18 Post No.34615098
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You don't deserve intimacy
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Give me a single reason why you putrid losers ever deserve to get a GF.
You constantly whine animu women not giving you the time of day, but what would a girl possible stand to gain from being around you fat, sweaty neckbeards?
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>>34615098
>deserve
Spooky.
This was not an original comment, probably because of my very own self.
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>>34615098
who said i want a gf
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>>34615098
B-but they said there's someone for everyone.
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I thought I was gonna lose my virginity, but when I took my boxers off, she got up and left. She's not responding to my texts. Is it really that bad?
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ew so thats a uncircumcised penis no wonder
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Is that your knob?
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hot dog by lack of veinage
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So I've been dating a black girl for a while now and I went down on her for the first time last night.
What the fuck? Why does it smell and taste so bad? It's almost offensive to the point of making me gag, it's a highly pungent and acidic smell, like someone who hasn't showered for a week. I soldiered on so she wouldn't be disappointed, but I'm a bit concerned. She enjoyed herself (I've been with white several women before and performed oral well on all of them) and is probably looking forward to me making it a regular thing. What the fuck do I do??
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>eat nigger pussy
>why does it taste bad
Should've got an Asian girl like me
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>>34614943
Pop mints from your mouth into her pussy
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>>34614943
This surely has a lot to do with her being black OP. Surely.
I'm mulatto, gone down on 3 different white girls and one of them also had bad odor. Some girls just have that.
If you are actually looking for advice then tell her that it is an issue for you and she either tries to fix it or she isn't getting any head anymore, or in case this is race bait go fucking hang yourself.
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knit a cock sweater for you and then you can have an experience with a foreskin
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>>34614833
PLEASE tell me you have the sauce. I'm rock fucking hard rn.
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>>34615050
nikka u gay
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>>34614833
>that cock
>that hand
>that fingering
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Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it. Use initials.
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>>34614817
Who keeps making these fucking threads? What do you hope to accomplish?
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Dear anons.
I stopped being a pathetic neet and working towards getting my ged.
hopefully I'll get to kill lots of people in the upcoming wars that will soon emerge, either in the marines, ffl, or any hellhole that needs able bodied men to shoot bullets at people.
then I'll die as I lived, a waste of human flesh.
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>>34614817
I do not trust you
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>He worries about how to get a girlfriend when he has no career, no education, no friends, no skills, no motivation and inevitably, no future
It's like you just rolled a lvl 1 character, haven't finished your tutorial zone and you stop playing because you worry about how you'll be able to beat the final boss in your current stage.
You're not supposed to.
You're supposed to get your shit together. Understand? Find something to be passionate about. Something you want to do in the world. Then make baby steps towards that destiny. Get a shit-tier job. Doesn't matter what. Save up money. If you can afford it, move out. Either find a craft you enjoy working with, or choose an academic field and save up money for college. Look up scholarship offers online - you'll be surprised what exists out there. Do whatever it takes to be able to leave your nest. Get out there and start your life. It's never going to start it for you.
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except most people have girlfriends before they finish high school regardless of their career education skills motivation and future
So no, your argument is completely flawed from the start and everything thereafter
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>>34614634
> Find something to be passionate about
That's the problem, there's nothing, I don't really care about gf anyway, I agree with what you wrote, the gf comes after all that, especially the dream/ideal which motivates you to live.
>>34614679
Still, he's right that the gf should be secondary to your purpose
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>>34614634
>You're supposed to get your shit together.
Except people who don't have their shit together get gfs all the time. Tho only thing that matters is how hot you are.
It's the weekend, anon. I hope you're getting ready for that rager tonight.
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>>34614609
>tfw /prepa/
3 more months... or 1 year and 3 months until I'm done with this shit if I fail.
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>3 weekends to go before my 21st birthday
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>>34614609
My weekend is ruined. I got my first Chemistry 2 exam back and it was curved to an 82...my raw score was 18 points above the average and I was in the top 10 percent of test takers, yet I didn't get curved to an A.
BULLSHIT
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What's your life plan? 2017-02-03 09:26:51 Post No.34614605
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>Move out later this year
>Save a few hundred a month
>Put a mortgage on a trailer in the middle of nowhere somewhere by about 30
>Finish up paramedic certification
>Live out the rest of my days in my trailer as a hermit
>Move onto working dispatch when I'm too old to medic
Pretty comfy desu. Was hard to think past tomorrow a few years ago
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>>34614605
Getting married in 1 and a half months , Finish my degree, work in a top firm (that my family has business ties to).
Inherit some wealth from my dad, buy 2 large houses, 1 in the city, 1 in the country.
Have kids, make sure they get educated, make them repeat what I did because that's what my dad did and his dad etc.
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>>34614944
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>34614605
cool
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If I can join the military (USA) then hopefully I'll get to shoot some foreigners, which will make my family and normies finally respect me/take me seriously
after that I'll probably just take up a trade (grandpa was a carpenter) or become a cop and take out my frustration on the normals even furtherIf I can't join the .mil, I'll probably just end up working shitty call center/bar/restaurant jobs to pay for learning a trade at community college
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>when your girlfriend has her period coming over night and she bleeds into the sheets
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You are a weenie
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>>34614598
Thank goodness I choose the 2D route. I don't have to put up w/ that shit, and I still get a beautiful little angel to sleep next to.
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>not memorizing her pattern so you can tell her "start wearing a pad at night"
Any robots with successful benzo withdrawal stories?
How much were you taking and since when? How long did it take? How did you do it?
Currently at 0.5/mg Xanax (=10mg valium) per day for months
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>>34614580
go to a doctor or a benzo clinic (not sure if these exist?) and tell them you are addicted
benzo addiction can kill you
don't try to do it yourself
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>>34614599
benzo withdrawal can kill you**
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>>34614580
my friend tried to stop xanax and had constant seizures, though he was at a higher dose. Get help anon pls.
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This girl I know just told me she's never had a boyfriend. She's 17 (I'm 18 for the record) and she is objectively a 9/10. To clarify, I called her out on her bullshit and told her "well, think of it this way. If I asked you out, you'd obviously turn me down." She was like "what? what makes you think that?"
Is any of this real or is she fucking with me? She's gotta be fucking with me.
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She's fucking with you. She knows you won't ask her out, and if you do she'd reject you.
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If you didn't decide to ask now then you're an idiot you probably lost your chance, but yeah that was your cue
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>>34614556
Ask her out. Take this chance that I will never have.
Ask her the fuck out man