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Why didn't white prople just make weed legal instead of alcohol? I'm kinda getting sick of waking up sick desu.
I mean 10 dollars gets you enough vodka to kill yourself but 10 dollars worth of weed is like what. 8 seconds worth?
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because white people hate when people who aren't rich have fun or enjoy themselves in any way. and by white people I mean americans.
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>>37197113
weed smells so bad though
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10 dollars of weed is enough for 4-5 joints, which are enough to get me blasted off this world at least 10 times
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There's no better feeling that getting fucked like a girl~
just a few little pills a day anon. What are you waiting for?
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I look like a gril and I don't take the stupid pills
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>>37197002
>I look like a gril and I don't take the stupid pills
post proof or else you are a LIARalso be my bf
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I have a big nose which looks fucking awful on a male face. I can't imagine how much worse it would look on a female face.
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any robots or fembots have the dream of marrying rich? i have no interest in riding the cock carousel, i want a rich husband so i can be a part time stay at home wife
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The fuck is a part time stay at home wife? If I ever decide to get a pet she will be full time.
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fembot here.
yes, that's my fantasy.
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>>37196853
work 2-3x a week
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You didn't vote for Trump right /r9k/?
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>>37196741
God No
originallayl
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>>37196741
>You didn't vote for Trump right /r9k/?
I didn't but you look like the kind of moron who would
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>>37196741
I did, it was the proudest moment of my life. I am a robot, so I didn't have any proud moments to begin with though.
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>Be 30
>will be 31 in a month
>uncle died of heart attack
>Alone
>realize there is no free will
>realize everything is fixed
>realize i am 4-5/10
>am mantel (5'5)
>4 inch penis
>Do not want children
>Circus dead
>idiot for president
>government corrupt
>robots will replace me and then eventually everyone
>planet will heat up so much every summer will soon be 150 days of 110 degree heat
>Microsoft continues to erode away the "P" in PC and DRM the shit out of all software.
>nintendo flat out giving up on vidya and going mobile with chink shit Switch
>fidget spinners are the new hot trend!
>DC cinematic universe forever ruined
>Star wars movies will never end until they are run into the ground
>Over due for meteor hitting earth
>Only 1% of the planets water is drinkable
>by 2050 there will be 9.7 billion people
>oil running out
>great resource war coming in my nephews life time
>heaven isn't real
>this is the living world we are forced to exist in
I wish I wasn't such a coward, I would end my life now. There are not good times coming, nothing but bad for the foreseeable future.
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We still have anime anon. Your waifu would be sad without you.
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>>37196607
just go buy some bitcoins and relax
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You're a mantle?
Have you read 'My Twisted World' yet?
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I've listened to it while driving in a bus for 4 hours during a heavy rain.
It was something special
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>>37196525
I read like 15 pages before getting bored.
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>>37196525
Skimmed it, reads like shit I wrote when I was 12 and legitimately craved omnicide
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Are small dicks more fun to suck?
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Small dicks are more optimal for blowjobs, surprisingly.
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>>37196508
>Tfw youre circumcised
>tfw you will never know what its like to have a girl run her tongue under your foreskin and lick around your supple head
>tfw dry crusty head and corcumcision scar
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They're certainly easier to succ, or atleast I'd think they are
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If race isn't real why do we have different skulls?
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>>37196505
Race is real, they just keep changing the goalposts.
It's now ethnicity. Call it what you want, I'd rather call a spade a spade and be done with it.
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>>37196505
If race isn't real, why do we have different skin colours
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Very few of you would consider Ethiopians and Brits to be of the same race, even though they have the same skull.
>TFW I didn't visit the EU before the sandniggers took over
I guess it's not too late, but jesus christ
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You know if you replace them with white homeless people, it pretty much sums up Portland now.
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>>37196493
stay out of the capital and it's still the same
t. haven't seen a black person in months
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>>37196510
I've walked past those and they seemed completely harmless. There's actual "no-go zones" in Paris for women right now.
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> be me
> realize its saint elliots day
> go to starbucks and get Vanilla Latte
> listen to "love is a game on the way home"
> feels incredible
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>>37196413
No one cares. Elliot was a loser just like you
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>>37196509
> muh no one cares
> muh have to be mean on dah internet
fuck off elliot was a god
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>>37196563
A "God" who couldn't get laid, had no friends, liked standing outside his sister's door listening to her getting fucked, couldn't get past a locked sorority house door, fucked up his "final act of vengeance," and had an abhorrent personality.
So... what was he good for exactly?
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Chads of /r9k/, I need your advice
>>37167379 here(in case anyone who was in the thread helping me actually cares)
>match with girl on tinder
>send her some semi-autistic jokes since apparently thats how it work nowadays
>get robots (or chads, who knows) to advice me on what to reply
>manage to ask her out
>I'm supposed to go over to her place on friday for pizza and videogames (her suggestion)
I've never been on a date, not to mention on a date at a girl's place before. What should one try to do on a first date? Kissing? Secks? Please respond
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Posting some some pictures of american manlets for your troubles in advance
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No wonder america keeps losing wars in the middle east, al-qaeda only has to send out turks to take them out
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the leftmost guy looks a lot like one of my coworkers, always a source of amusement for me
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What's the cutest/nicest thing a girl has ever said to you?
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my little sister telling me she loves me is the cutest
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>"It doesn't matter if you can't help me. Anon, you're still Anon. And I'll stay by your side because of who you are, not because of what you can or can't do for me or anyone else."
FFFFUCK WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIVE ACROSS THE WORLD FROM ME!?!?
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We were talking and we reached an elevator she had to get on and she winked at me just as it was closing.
it was truly something out of an anime
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>tfw first girlfriend at 25yo
>she made clear she wants me to fuck her asap
>she is not realizing I'm inexperienced
>Come to realize that porn destroyed my brain and penis into premature ejaculation
>probably won't last more than seconds if not cumming even before it gets in.
So how do I deal with this?
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>>37196138
Ur letting doubt control you. Porn didn't do shit. You control ur rjaculation. Now move on and fuck her and learn from the experience instead of being a pussy.
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>>37196138
jerk off before fucking her
worst case scenario you won't cum at all
you can always blame her for that
it's still better then jizzing your underwear before you drop pants
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Just get it over with, regardless of disappointment.
>>37196154
Fuck you.
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>Tfw you wake up with morning wood and you peek down but realize you're a panty wearing fag
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>tfw no boyfriend that wear panties thigh highs and skirts
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>>37196128
I wanna suck you off hard and slide my tongue up and down your penis
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>>37196128
I love your tummy and want to massage it! But I also want to rub dicks together! Have you ever felt someone else's hard throbbing cock press against your own aching member?
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Who here a /monster/?
>be mowing my front lawn in strategically straight lines on a sunny afternoon
>near finished and was about to put the mower away after I turned it off
>suddenly, notice a patch of uncut grass I happened to miss
>in the centre of the uncut grass was a little bee feeding on a small flower
>get a satisfying idea
>turn my mower on again
>decide to take the grass bag off
>make the blades spin and go over where the bee is still feeding
>close my eyes and imagine all the grass flying onto me is the bee's guts
>I had a wide open smile so all the guts was landing into my mouth
>get a burning erection
>turn the mower off, put it away and go back to watching tv
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>>37195999
So you killed a bee? Wow man that is hardcore. I dont know anyone who kills bees.
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>>37196077
He killed a bee
Because the world killed his soul
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>>37195999
If you want satisfaction go kill someone your size you shit head. People like you..