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If you actually believe this le true robot bullshit, you're objectively new

You're here because we allowed you to be here. You're here because we like laughing and cringing and being disgusted by you. That's it. This isn't your board, you are the entertainment on our board and that's how it's always been. This thing you're doing right now, it's part of that entertainment, despite it being painfully old and boring.

>>35966380
>you are intelligent

Being not intelligent is normie tier. Robots are autistic and autism=intelligence. Owning a phone is not normie-tier and owning a console is robot-tier because all normies own a pc. So you can gtfo of my board.

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>>35966429
whatever you say, chadlet

>>35966234
Show it.

Better for hitting prostates, at least.

Your penis is never the reason someone doesn't see your penis.

>>35966269
>Better for hitting prostates, at least.
>not for hitting the g-point better
Don't make OP a faggot, faggot.

>>35966234
>not having aesthetic slightly curved up dick
anything other than curved up just looks like a deformity

>>35965750
Where do you live? Why not get your testosterone levels checked first to see where they're actually at. If your levels are low and you don't live in some shithole you can get treatment for free until your levels are regulated.

>>35965750
I will miss the cute you too

>>35965750
>I m naturally looking like femboy without tits
I think you should stay like this
we need more cute boys in the world

At least you can spit tight rhymes.

Ive been completely apathetic for the last three years. Started after my mother died of cancer.

>tfw no feels

I will be 24 next month.

and my life has been nothing but humiliation and inner torment.

my genes are worthless.

hahaaa stupid faggot

>>35965536
isn't that the girl that does those shitty anime girl voices?

>>35965536
There both ugly

Move on fag

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>>35964832
Lewdfags should be gassed

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>>35964832
When does cebruz guy get here so we can make fun of him

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My internet is saved anons! I don't have to go dark!

tell me what you'd do to my slut boi hole in celebration

buy a webcam and start streaming games on twitch for easy money

Go get a job with no qualifications/certifications/credentials other than my guile and hot body

maybe clerking at some law firm or judge's office, so I can nepotism my way into some (more) soft power

Become a personality on here like that Eliza chick.

>>35964563
Identical quadruplets, crazy man.

The slanty-eyed on the right doesn't belong.

>>35964628
Holy shit your right, she looks like a part jew

>>35963961
dont page 4 me guys

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>>35963961
i want to describe my dream guy:

1 tan/Mediterranean white
2 wide jaw and face
3 clear white retinas
4 decent teeth
5 big hands
6 around my height
7 beefy/stocky built
8 hobbies are cars and plays an instrument
9 mature and experienced in his own way it doesnt necessarily have to be my way
10 absolutely no anime
11 works a blue collar job
12 isnt vain or matierialistic or narcissistic
13 conservative with low sexual partners like me :)

>>35963961
I'm gay but I'm going to sleep enjoy the bump

Ya. Average cock porn.

;.;

real grill here

- Lesbian porn
- Hentai games
- Amature porn
- Solo/masturbation
- Lolicon

i don't watch any

>>35962824
Do you also have poor facial and body hair?

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Bulged disc
Miserable malalignent syndrome.
Adhd
I am thinking of ending it in a few years theirs no hope anymore no one wants to be with a disabled person.

>>35962824
>manlet
>brainlet
>eyelet
>beardlet
>chinlet
>jawlet
>cheekbonelet
>wristlet
>handlet
>fingerlet
>dicklet
>feetlet
>voicelet
>wide hips
>big buck teeth
>overbite

>>35962451
only if you get a young one, girls these days lose their virginity at 13

Depends on the age.

Teens? Yes.
Early 20s? Still possible, but it's getting unlikely.
Past 25? You're out of luck.

Sure if you don't mind breaking the law

>>35961895

he was lonely.

first thing that couldve prevented this is parents that actually loved him

second thing is real friends.

he reached a point in life where he was completely and utterly alone, and literally nobody wanted anything to do with him.

much of this was brought on by himself of course, but then again, it started from his parents, namely, his sociopathic dad

>>35961895

He was a fucking narcissistic moron who was too stupid to objectively evaluate his position of privilege.

>bawww women don't love me for existing
>bawww why doesn't everyone appreciate me
>bawww I am le Superior Being
>bawww somebody give me attention, look how rich I am

>>35961895
i can relate because as much as i'm a piece of shit, there are many people in this world who are just as bad as me (or much worse) and they succeed because so much in this world is arbitrarily determined by things outside of our control and very few people have any real empathy or understanding so "being a good person" really doesn't matter as much as people pretend it does. appearances matter and if you can't or won't present the desired appearance and go through the motions of being socially acceptable, you're very much screwed. if you can, even if you're a total piece of trash in reality, you're guaranteed to succeed.

it's never a good idea to murder people because of this but i can understand how a certain type of person is pushed to the point of no return.

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>>35961696
I've tried to learn how to draw art on photoshop, tfw such too much at is so just gave up

pic related was my oneitis

How do I start drawing? Do I read books on it and shit? Tools to buy?

>>35961789
If you're doing it on photoshop like I did I would start with learning how to use pentool and stuff. Here's a good video to start with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYcau4rs4K4

Falling teeth means excessive masturbation.

The other four dreams seem cool. Though the shot in the head one, I usually just wake up.

The dream I always have is the one where a bright spot appears in the sky, grows until lt's clear it's a missile or falling plane, which hits me and kills me (and I wake up).

>it's a get shot in the head dream
Iktfb

>It's a getting chased dream

>It's a religious premonition dream

>it's a trapped in an elevator that is going way too fast with a bunch of other people dream