So how many people here are actually above age 20, no job, and still live with their parents?
>>36975463
representing home boi
>>36975463
2 out of 3
Posting from work.
>>36975463
i'm and i live in a 3 world country
i'm fucked up ...
What do you dislike the most about yourself anon?
>>36975456
frankly i don't really know
>>36975456
I hate how anti-social I am.
I actually really enjoy having conversations with people but I can't for the life of me start one.
>>36975694
Egh that is fine i just wanted a thread with some dope replies and a sad theme. I hate that i can not do simple shit right.
>5'9"/121lbs
>thin bones and small body frame
>tfw mom and sister are stronger than me
>tfw some 13 year olds and women are able to beat me, let alone average fully grown man who could fuck my shit up effortlessly
>>36975449
Are you literally me
Eating is such a chore and I hate the feeling of being full, not to mention if I force myself to eat more I feel like I'm gonna puke, it's true suffering
>>36975449
same here, i've started to think of a whole new lifestyle to get out of this, with many physics and mental exercizing, may start next week
Who else here is weak, dumb, and isn't kind or attractive?
Hypothetical: Say you know for a fact that you're never getting laid and will never experience (romantic) love and dying prematurely isn't an option. What do you do to live a happy life?
Drop your edgy "i hate everyone" shit.
Stop going on r9k and better yourself.
Go to your therapist, and get some fucking pills.
Drop all your online racism shit, and get real.
Become a liberal, actually adopt real political beliefs.
Learn to speak to a woman without fucking puking.
Learn to have empathy for others, or no one will ever have fucking empathy for you.
Lose some fucking weight.
Learn some basic fucking social skills.
Learn to care about what a girl wants, and not what you fucking want.
And get laid, easy as that, fucking loser.
>>36975493
I'm already a moderate liberal but why is that necessary to be happy?
>Learn to care about what a girl wants, and not what you fucking want.
>And get laid, easy as that, fucking loser.
All of this is off-topic, girls will never want me.
>>36975424
Work to be a historical figure, whether good or bad
Do you realize that you have literally nothing to lose when you ask a girl for her number?
>hey there, what's your name?
>hi i'm anon
>i'm in a hurry right now but maybe we can grab a drink sometime?
Tell me, what's the worst that could happen?
>no sorry I have a boyfriend
OH NO, THE HUMILIATION!
Seriously get over the rejection and move on. There is no reason to not to try. That's the reason you're a KHV, it's not your height, your face, or personality, it's the simple fact that you won't even try.
>he honestly thinks that's the worst that could happen
Sweet summer child
>>36975289
>>no sorry I have a boyfriend
I wish they said that.
The last time I asked a girl for her number she said "Ew, no".
>>36975317
Please explain what you think would happen?
Maybe stop watching Game of Thrones and browsing Redit and you might get somewhere.
>Cmon bro, take your shirt off and get in the tub with us.
What do?
*unzips dick*
HAH, BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT, FUCKING STUPID NORMIES!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA
>*sharts in the hot tub*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>36975240
The guys on the left and right look like asswipes. The guy in the middle looks like he could be an asswipe but he's usually not.
But I'm probably saying this because I wouldn't fit in with them.
>>36975240
Get in the hottub because I'm not a prissy faggot.
>be me three years ago, I was 16
>go to second house party of my life
>drink a few beers get pretty tipsy (new to drinking)
>see girl crying on couch for some reason
>go talk to her cause drunk
> don't remember what either of us said, other than she was very drunk,
>we both go upstairs
>go to empty room, have one of my friends watch the door
>say other stuff I don't remember, ask if I can kiss her she says yes (first time kissing a girl)
>we kiss
>cops show up
>run out of house, lose track of her
>about to jump in my car with my friend who was watching door when she comes up to us and says she doesn't know where her friends are
>offer her a ride and she accepts
>we get to her neighborhood and it has a gate
>have to walk cause going through gate would cause her parents to wake up
>I walk her home still somewhat drunk, and we stop by a park inside the neighborhood on the way to her house
>we sit down for a bit of a rest, cause she's drunk
>get up and start walking
This is where the details get somewhat hazy for me
>i get behind and slide my fingers down her pants and start fingering her
>She tilts her head back and says "don't stop" I think
>I ask her if she wants to suck my cock
>she says "i dont know"
>I get her on her knees and whip it out, she starts to suck
>eventually she gets it out of her mouth and slumps over
>I put my dick away and help her get home
>tell my friends she sucked my dick
>next day at school people jokingly tell me I sexually assaulted that girl even though all they know is I made out with her at the party.
>rumor starts, it's basically a meme
>everyone treats it as a joke, but I felt terrible
>Now when someone gets drunk and tries to hook up with another drunk girl they call it "pulling an anon" (replace anon with my name)
I have yet to return to the town where that party was. Im scared that I'll run into her. I don't know her name and she doesn't know mine, but the guilt still eats away at my conscience.
>>36975169
>>be me three years ago, I was 16
>>go to second house party of my life
>>drink a few beers get pretty tipsy (new to drinking)
>>see girl crying on couch for some reason
>>go talk to her cause drunk
>> don't remember what either of us said, other than she was very drunk,
>>we both go upstairs
>>go to empty room, have one of my friends watch the door
>>say other stuff I don't remember, ask if I can kiss her she says yes (first time kissing a girl)
>>we kiss
>>cops show up
>>run out of house, lose track of her
>>about to jump in my car with my friend who was watching door when she comes up to us and says she doesn't know where her friends are
>>offer her a ride and she accepts
>>we get to her neighborhood and it has a gate
>>have to walk cause going through gate would cause her parents to wake up
>>I walk her home still somewhat drunk, and we stop by a park inside the neighborhood on the way to her house
>>we sit down for a bit of a rest, cause she's drunk
>>get up and start walking
>This is where the details get somewhat hazy for me
>>i get behind and slide my fingers down her pants and start fingering her
>>She tilts her head back and says "don't stop" I think
>>I ask her if she wants to suck my cock
>>she says "i dont know"
>>I get her on her knees and whip it out, she starts to suck
>>eventually she gets it out of her mouth and slumps over
>>I put my dick away and help her get home
>>tell my friends she sucked my dick
>>next day at school people jokingly tell me I sexually assaulted that girl even though all they know is I made out with her at the party.
>>rumor starts, it's basically a meme
>>everyone treats it as a joke, but I felt terrible
>>Now when someone gets drunk and tries to hook up with another drunk girl they call it "pulling an anon" (replace anon with my name)
>I have yet to return to the town where that party was. Im scared that I'll run into her. I don't know her name and she doesn't know mine, but the guilt still eats away at my
Yes
>>36975169
this sounds funny af anon, just go along with it
>>36975248
What do you mean go along with it?
>enter my backyard to take a piss
>take out my dick
>hear a voice
>neighboors are eating dinner on their back deck, in full view
>walk behind a tree
>take a piss
>walk back inside
What did you do today, robots?
shit, that happened to me a couple of times because my neighbour's window have a full view of my backyard, also when there are working mans on the roof, I cant stop pissing in the backyard is so comfy
>>36975172
Ikr, my basement has a walkout door so I don't even have to walk upstairs to take a piss. No need for pissbottles here
>>36974998
I urinated in a toilet, which has never seemed like an accomplishment until today.
Why are so many white men having so many black babies lately? Anyone else notice that?
Whitebois can't compete, that's why Anon.
>>36974920
Idk maybe its genetic
>tfw my dad conquered mulatto jungle pussy
>tfw quadroon but basically look huwhyte
feelsgoodman
this guy is 5'6 and has gf
wtf
>>36974886
He looks like Messi who is also 5'7" and has a gf
on top of being best football player in the world...
>>36974886
She shorter than him so it's not really a problem
My gf is 5'5 maybe 5'6 and I'm like 5'9-5'10ish
JUST
BE
YOU'RE SELF XDD
>he has self esteem issues and is a masochist
>>36974839
are you talking about me?
origini
No, I'm mostly anger issues and don't want to give up control
>>36974839
this sounds like me, what does it mean?
What's the best political ideologyand why is it libertarianism?
libertarianism is the most autistic and implausible of all possible political systems
Libertarianism enables the growth of ideologies that would destroy it.
Fuck free speech and free association, if commies are plotting, fucking shoot them.
Fascism is the only way.
>>36975009
but without free speech and free association, it's just communism
Could you date a roastie if she regrets her past? What makes you think that you wouldn't ride the cock carousel if you were a girl?
>>36974802
I dont give a shit how many partners she had had.
The least of my worries about a women is her sexual past unless she is disease ridden.
Things with women you should worry about is they dont really regret their past, they tend to never be truly in love or loyal and threaten to leave or punish your or cause drama for the slightest of reasons.
>>36974802
btw no i wouldnt ride the cock carousel, ive turned down a lot of one night stands im in nice shape, not ugly, and im fun.
So yeah I wouldnt be a slut.
It's not so much me caring about it. It's just that with women, it IS an issue. They talk about how fucking as many Chads as possible makes them 'liberated' and all that. Not all of them do that, and we can argue about what percentage of women do that, but the women that ride the cock carousel care about it far more than I do. I wouldn't date a slut, but at least I can move on to other things, while these women are stuck talking about how empowered and liberated they are. I feel bad for them.
It's also worthy to point out that sluts also still have many options so I'm not pretend as though they'd even want my approval or the approval of /r9k/ guys.
hear me out guys i just figured out the internet
let's say you're with a group of your friends, you're all going to have a similar sense of humor, intellect etc.
if a 14 year old girl or a very old man were to join you, they'd feel out of place and you would probably act differently towards them (cut them some slack for example)
on the internet, it's like being in a room full of people but you don't know who the 14 year old girl or the old man is, yet you assume they're just like the people you know
this can leave you thinking shit like "why do they find that funny?" or "how could someone be so dumb?"
as soon as you realize that any person you meet online could be a little kid or a really dumb person, it makes things less irritating
it explains why trending videos on youtube are retarded, why the latest memes are stupid, why people are discussing trivial things when there are more important events going on in the world
there are obviously factions (e.g. forums dedicated to particular hobbies) but on popular sites like youtube, leddit and 4chan it really is a free for all
remember that and you will not get angry again
>>36974780
i cant be angry anymore, i have lost my virginity you fucking neet
>>36974868
i lost 6 years ago. didn't change a thing.
>>36974904
that's bc you are a loser
>GF wants to be a teacher in the hood
>sister wants to be a teacher
>immature
>dumb
>selfish and self centered
>can't even take care of her fucking cat
>>36974749
She'd fit in fine, then.
>>36974882
Fuck off cunt, it's a hard job