>tfw you will never live in Makhnovist Ukraine
Wash your willy
A poem by anon
Wash your willy daily
Scrub abrasive, not fraily
Don't forget the corners and behind the papules
French fries arent nutritious for willy, unlike apples
And never forget to recycle your snapples
The willy may be scaley, but do not fret
My penis won't haunt your dreams?
>tfw you will never lie in bed with a girl, feeling the warmth of her breath on your skin and her hair
>you will never look into her eyes and see love
>your parents will never see their grandchildren and be proud of you
>you will never give them what they deserve
i've been crying in bed for thirty minutes. feels thread anyone?
The feels, bruh. The feels are excruciatingly painful.
kys if you have a full head of hair
There are literally kids out there with more experience with women than you
>Happened in my city
Normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO MY BOARD
my parents faces when they found out I spent most of my uni graduation gift money on methamphetamines
>Personallity of a leader
>Have a good vocabulary, can speak three languages
>However, can`t do shit alone
>Nobody wants to be with me
>Doomed for life
>started every trend at old high school
>chads and stacys always took credit
Let's say I want to castrate myself and never pay any attention to useless females. How do I go about it? Can I just walk up to the surgeon and tell him that I'd pay him for that?
why go to a surgeon? just go the dyi route
>claims to hate normies
>proceeds to watch anime centered around normie characters and normie plots
>not watching those shows to root for the "villains"
It doesn't matter if you pass on your genes. The vast majority of our DNA is the same. If you have kids, then they will have only 50% of your DNA.
Their offspring will carry 25%, their offspring 12.5%, then 6.25%.
Chances are that this small sliver will be the small type of DNA that all humans share. Probably also a deactivated strand.
sad songs r9k listens to
ive fucked it all up
NASA live and the ambient music helps me cope with existence
you may not be happy now, not tomorrow. but someday. hope
>fell in love with fictional character again
Fell in love with pic related from White Collar, it's funnily cruel how my onitis is identical
I haven't seen a comfy thread all day.
Here's a picture I took while hiking