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>tfw you will never lie in bed with a girl, feeling the warmth of her breath on your skin and her hair
>you will never look into her eyes and see love
>your parents will never see their grandchildren and be proud of you
>you will never give them what they deserve
i've been crying in bed for thirty minutes. feels thread anyone?

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post 'em

kys if you have a full head of hair

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There are literally kids out there with more experience with women than you

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Normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO MY BOARD

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my parents faces when they found out I spent most of my uni graduation gift money on methamphetamines

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>Tfw INTJ
>Personallity of a leader
>Have a good vocabulary, can speak three languages
>However, can`t do shit alone
>Nobody wants to be with me
>Doomed for life

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>started every trend at old high school
>chads and stacys always took credit

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Let's say I want to castrate myself and never pay any attention to useless females. How do I go about it? Can I just walk up to the surgeon and tell him that I'd pay him for that?

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>claims to hate normies
>proceeds to watch anime centered around normie characters and normie plots

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It doesn't matter if you pass on your genes. The vast majority of our DNA is the same. If you have kids, then they will have only 50% of your DNA.

Their offspring will carry 25%, their offspring 12.5%, then 6.25%.

Chances are that this small sliver will be the small type of DNA that all humans share. Probably also a deactivated strand.

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sad songs r9k listens to
stressed
ive fucked it all up

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>fell in love with fictional character again

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I haven't seen a comfy thread all day.
Here's a picture I took while hiking

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>No matter how much you improve yourself, they still don't want you

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There's no reason to be sad.
The universe is an incredible place, full of beautiful things. You're one of those beautiful things. Every little piece of you is a special thing, and can't be replicated. Every day you go about your business and it can feel boring or downright depressing, but it's important to remember that in the grand scheme of things, even a moment of being alive is an incredible experience. You're surrounded by millions of sights, sounds, smells, feelings, and even more abstract things. Just be happy that you get to experience life in your own unique way. Bad things may happen to you, or the people around you, but you're still a beautiful person.
Have a nice day. :)