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autism is a superpower

>>38689188
The ability to grow your fingernails really long.

>>38689188
The ability to get my girlfriend back ;-;

depends on the tattoo. some will be attractive, some won't.

>>38689158
Please do not do something you regret that is some edgy school shooter tattoo

tell me you at least read the books

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>have 3 inch micro penis
>mfw i see anons with 7+ inch cocks calling themselves dicklets

im dead on 6inches and I've been too big to fit in some smaller girls (5'5 in height), and it still can be a lil bit painful for my current girlfriend who's about 6'2. people who say girls only want massive dicks are people who have probably never been within 5 miles of one.

>>38689073
Dicklet is anything small. And being barely 7 inches and only when bonepressing certainly is not big

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originalito bumpito

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contribuin over here

>>38688989
>normie-ridden winter sport village
I think not.

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Negative characteristic can only be applied to beta males. Sorry Anon

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>>38688934
Well, what the hell else do you think roasties are for anon? She probably cums anyway, so you know, it's okay really

>>38688934
> rape
> sex with chad
pick one

No, but I'm only 31 and have a fucked up back and wrist. Can't even play vidya anymore. My body hurts all the time, both my upper and lower back. Lower they know what is wrong, upper they don't. Either way not much I can do about either. Lower back there is surgery but it doesn't have a good success rate.

I hope you feel better anon.

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Fake disease to get percocet

>>38688921
The worst part is the headache.

Today I woke up feeling awful, everything was hurting, I took pregabalin and my body got better, but my head still sucks so much.

Would you rather have shitty greentext stories?

>>38688856
By choosing to concentrate on the wrong you ignore the right./r9k/ is one sad shithole but it's a shithole I can talk to.Robots I'll always be there for you

Virgins are still in the majority according to strawpolls. About 70% and it hasn't changed since 2015. Only difference is traffic on /r9k/ has increased so there's definitely more normalfags and those types of threads.

>>38688812
>are there legit non-compromisable ideal gentle femdom relationships
Only in 2D.

http://imgur.com/a/0vAjv

>>38688849
That's my question why does it only work in fantasy. I legit want to be in sub relationship but women irl disgust me and I hate guys. Where does this leave me and I like traps but cmon

The moral of the story here is that if you ever see a qt around, scope the situation out first and then make your move. Don't wait over 2 fucking years like I did and then be swarmed with all this dread. I can't even describe how this feels right now actually.

>>38688798
Don't shit where you eat. You could've been a better neighbor and invited them over for dinner and wine. But asking them out is a fucking mistake if they live right fucking next to you.

>>38689237

I'm not that good at reading people. They were nice people. I never saw either of them with a guy. They could have been lesbians, and maybe their interest in me was just friendly neighborly demeanor. But yes, maybe it just wasn't meant to be.

>>38688735
Easy The Brotherhood of steel

>>38688735

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

Oregano.

>>38689071
The brotherhood are just weak retards who act tough in power armour and hate synthetic for no reas

>>38688716
Why should I humor what pleasures you? You get off when I tell you to, not when you want to, you little sissy faggot.

>>38688716
you're stupid and don't deserve to Iive

you deserve to live a happy life and I appreciate you

>>38688698
All I felt was overwhelming relief.

>>38688698
Thats good, im happy for you.
Now you get the option to brag on here and call people virgins over the internet. Thats the only reason why I want to have sex, otherwise to me it seems like the most retarded waste of time ever.

Good job, you allowed shitty movies such as 'American Pie' brainwash you into believing your virginity is something to be ashamed of, even though nobody could possibly tell.

Dude, just go for it man. Confess your feelings and see if you guys can hit it off. What's the worse that could happen? You've already wasted 33 years, you got nothing to lose.

I can only imagine it can't be easy for her to find a date so maybe she's more willing to go out with a robot.

Just hope she isn't one of those trans that still like women.

>>38688717
she already dislikes me because i wore a maga hat to work once (manager told me no politics allowed afterwards), she was super pissed
that was like a year ago and i'm sure it's still in her head
i'm a khv, i have nothing going for me in life except feeding my cigarette addiction, otherwise i'd try to get neetbux. if we went out, i'd probably sperg out and make it awkward in the first 10 minutes, i struggle when i have to answer phone calls as is
>>38688815
true, but she'd probably realize how little i have going for me in life and get bored and wait for some chad to go out with instead

>>38688612
Go back to /pol/ you pest.

>>38688612
Nothing wrong with gays
>>38688683
Go back to your own website xir

>>38688726
>nothing wrong with gays
That's where you're wrong

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>The big thing which might not seem too big - 11 of the girls are litellary from the same class from a different school
>Me, and the two other guys become a trio of best friends (still best friends today)
>At first we joke about the situation like typical 12 year olds - HEHE WE GOT SO MANY GIRLS BOIS ALL FOR US
>A few days one of my friends suggests something among the lines of
'Hey, maybe we should... you know... socialize with the girls so we can build a nice class from the start?'
>Enter full beta mode
'Nah, we are going to integrate automatically, it will come with time, you'll see.'
>We all fall for that
>Other than that we have a great time joking around with the two autistic guys but we don't bully them
>One likes to draw military, war and soldiers and speaks like he's an aristocrat without realizing it
>The other says most things he thinks aloud
>In the second year a 3rd 'tard' comes to our class, it's a guy from Sweden, he is super tall, has facial hair, keeps saying proverbs and scares off girls with his creepy laugh and randomly screaming their surnames
>The two first years have the most funny moments in my entire life, one month we went so fucking retarded that I was litellary immune to any kind humor for two weeks after that, didn't know it was possible

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>Continue the first two years in beta mode
>Since the 11 girls were arleady togheter as a class before they just became friends with our 3 girls
>Develop anxiety because I only interact with 2 normal people in the school
>All of the girls are pretty cool but I don't have any strong feeling towards any one of them
>Puberty hits
>Suddenly 2 years in one of them makes me feel different, let's call her A
>She is just somehow different from all of them
>Beta as fuck, even lost the ability to look girls in the eyes so asking her out is a mere dream
>Second half of 3rd year
>We get a project to make a short movie lightly base off of romeo&juliet
>3 groups since 3 normal guys for 3 romeos
>I'm in a group with A and a few other girls
>Fight off my anxiety, get to the first meeting
>One girl in our group was named Juliet and I was the only guy so we had the roles down, A was working with the camera
>We have a great time recording
>Second meeting, we have a fucking blast
>This continues untill the movie is done
>Our teacher who asked us to do this project organizes a movie night in school where we will watch our movies, play games and generally have a great time
Movie nights were a tradition in our school, a teacher can ask for permission to stay with his class in the school for an entire night, we can blast music because we are in an empty school and basically do whatever we want as long as the teacher is okay with it.
>Every group's work turns out to be great, we have an amazing time afterwards
>As a class we finally become friends, we go out to walk around town and meet
>Later find out girls thought of trying to socialize with us too but didn't have enough courage either
>We're all sad it happened so late

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>>38688623

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>but still best 3 months ever
>3rd and last year is coming to an end
>Still didn't make moves on her
>Accept that even if I tried I'm not someone that would be worthy of having a girlfriend, I'm not interesting or good looking, I'm not really what you'd call a good person at all
>Maybe one day in high school I'll be a better person and meet her
>Pretty much have to accept the fact that it probably won't happen on 99%
>Sad
>A few days before the graduation we have a big ending party
>Think i'll do terrible because I'm still pretty beta and can't dance for shit
>Turns out I'm having a great time, just shaking my body around, no clue what I'm doing but it doesn't seem that bad
>Get enough courage to ask girls to dance with me
>It's pretty horrible because no one can dance properly but everyone is having fun anyway
>Get enough courage to ask A to dance with me and she agrees
>It's okay, I'm happy I at least did that
>Later we sit at one of the tables with my two buddies and discuss how we feel about the last three years

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