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what do robots do when their escapism stops helping & the dread and loneliness seep back in? my insides feel cold & hollowed, and i keep feeling that pressure on the bridge of my nose, that comes when one is about to cry, but the tears won't come out. i don't like feeling like this. i want to lay down and wait for nothingness
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I've just come to accept that I require 2 weeks of despair to recharge so that going on virtual adventures makes me happy again.

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If you read this, you're gay .
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Thanks, OP. I'm tired of women rejecting me.
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>>38470140
But you were the first to create this thread and type this text. Therefore OP is the biggest faggot of all.
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>>38470140
if you read this, then the curse is reversed

>hire techie geek
>he can barely make eye contact
>cringe at his social anxiety

who // ?
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Omegle Thread robots get in here
Tags: r9k, robot9001 r9komegle, omegler9k

have fun and talk with fellow anons
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Get off your computer and Go talk to your real friends anon.
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>>38470185
>having real friends

get off the board, also post pictures of roasties on r9k tag.
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bump original oreganiseon

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Is khv status ever restored? I kissed a girl "romantically" 5 years ago and the only thing that happened besides that was hugging. After it happened she really wanted to forget about it. Am I still a khv or just a virgin?
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>Hey guys am I still a KHV even though I've kissed and hugged a girl?
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>>38470075
It's not nice to call that kid a retard
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Women want you to know youre not a man until she gives you permission to be one.

Well I say

FUCK HER

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Your virginity is precious. Protect yourself, kiddo.
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>the feeling of freshly shaven arms and legs

there's no better feeling. why haven't you felt it yet /r9k/?
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You heard it robots. Post fun music videos. Thats it. Share what you know.

Some:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_3xZgvy6fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyqWjl7GkCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoLTPcD1S4Q
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Why would someone just leave their panties on the ground?

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I recently came home from work to find my gf masturbating with a pretty big black dildo. Should I be worried?

It's obviously better than walking in to find a black guy fucking my gf, but I feel this might be a sign of things to come.
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>>38469722
yeah, bitch. im on my way to shove my cock in her pussyhole while you sleep
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Were it a red dildo, would you think she was fantasizing about riding Satan's dick? What if it were yellow? Homer Simpson's?
It's just a fucking dildo OP.
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>>38470513
>implying human women don't fuck demon chads

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I've been noticing my sleep patterns are getting shorter and shorter. It started about two weeks ago and has quickly gotten worse, to where I once got 12+ hours of good sleep and now only require 5 to feel well rested. This is also after pulling 24 hours awake.

Some would say this allows for more time doing things you enjoy, but I know that I may feel well rested after waking up, but give it 4 hours and I'll feel exhausted. I force myself to stay awake so I can keep my sleep schedule on track which makes me deprived, thus repeating the cycle. Is this a side-effect of getting older? Keep in mind I'm only 20.
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i fuckin hate european shitskin race mixed robots
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>Have to push body to it's limits physically and mentally to even get a chance to acquire a GF
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>>38469633
You also have to give up your dignity, pride and self worth to get a girlfriend nowadays.

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Why do so many Germans develop a vaguely Asian look as they get older?
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>>38469630
Red Army rape?
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Yeah, I noticed that with my 5th grade orchestra teacher. I thought she was part Asian but she said she both her parents were German when I asked.
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Skin droops with age.

If you have no width between your eyes and eyebrows, get ready to have flappy roasties on your face kek

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>tfw he fantasizes about playing his favorite song in a band with his friends at the school talent show to impress everyone and look cool
>tfw you actually do it and its sort of good and people like it and your energy connects with the crowd
>tfw this will never be you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORqVXuWtAG0
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I was part of my senior year lip sync contest and my class one.

>mfw I won't be able to move out until I'm in my 30s
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Oh honey....you won't be able to move out at all.
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>>38469598
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised.
I have to maintain my position in the queue for like 7 years and if I fuck it up once with my difficulty of doing effort I have to start over.


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