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>>35535401
>SSRI

more like I want to die

Enjoy brain zaps you retard. Dont take them.

>>35535401
>best case scenario
Reduction of suicidal thoughts but big time increse in apathy and emotional blunting. You won't want to die as much and you will be able to function on a basic level, but everything will be dull and boring
>worst case scenario
You will feel more depressed and suicidal than ever, and you may even experience psychotic symptoms. You'll lose you ability to get erections and your libido will disappear. Depending on the medication you may also gain alot of weight, or lose your appetite.

More than likely you will feel a tiny bit better but more apathetic, and your sex drive will decrease.

To me plastic surgery says "I AM INSECURE" and if you're insecure a bit of surgery isn't gonna fix that because you're gonna find more things to be insecure about.

But hey, I'm not you so if it works for you then that's all good.

don't go to Thailand to get it done plox. Have you seen Botched up Bodies? Once they goofed with your nose you'll probably need like 10 follow up operations to look somewhat human again on top of having breathing problems.

>>35535363
I've considered it. I'm a 24 yr old male virgin. I'm very friendly towards people and I do actually have good social skills. The problem is, I've never been able to fuck a girl and that's because I'm ugly. Ugly guys can't get laid unless they're insanely confident, very popular with high social status and have money. I'm a poor wage cuck, I'm friendly but still very introverted and I appear to be too humble and modest with people and no one cares about me besides my parents and my half brother. My chances of getting laid without a radical change like plastic surgery are extremely slim.

>>35535293
That's nothing. Mine are even worse. Nonexistent knuckles and skinny crocked fingers as well as being small.

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>>35535293
Because handlets have a choose of becoming POTUS one day, Anon. :3

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>one chance at life
>be a wristlet
I'm sure I'm going to look perfectly normal when I finally get shredded

>>35535247
Moths bite?

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>>35535247
>moth lands in front of you
>too much of a pussy to kill it

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moths are evil

Tho it'd be hot if it transformed into a hot animu girl and raped me desu

Kill urself my new friend

>>35535226
This shit-hole of a website is my last resort, my last place to turn to. I feel like if I look hard enough I can find people to escape this with.

I can't even fit in with this fucking website, no one ever replies to my threads.

>>35535202
2/3
did i do the right thing by breaking up or should i have kept trying? i felt like she was prioritizing herself way too much after putting me in stressful position like that. It felt like she was almost giving me a japanese fade-away break up, which would make sense because shes japanese and a few days before before i broke up with her i told her i feel like she sees me as just a friend and she agreed that she's starting to feel that way. As shitty as it all was, i kinda feel like i deserve it. There was a girl I dated last year who i cheated on by sexting because I'm a piece of shit. it brought back her anorexia and then i ended up doing it again because I thought we were going to break up. She still wanted to make things work with me but I broke up with her because I didnt trust myself not to hurt her anymore and the insecurity and lack of trust i caused in our relationship was making things extremely difficult for both of us. I'm not sure if I was ever cheated on, but now I can relate with my ex because I how it feels to think your partner isn't actually attracted to you and to be up all night worrying that your partner is cheating on you.

>>35535210
3/3
my fellow cyborgs and robot friends, please don't cheat. its not worth it. I don't believe in karma, but it sure did feel karma. Do everything you can to make sure your partner feels loved and wanted. I know its obvious advice but maybe there's someone on here who's thinking about doing something they shouldn't and all they need is a little reminder.

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>>35535202
>>35535210
what the fuck, am I reading your blog or something

as life spans have lengthened so has youth, it's nothing to worry about. nobody is considered an adult until like 35 these days.

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I've been think about this a bit lately and at first I thought that other people were just immature because their parents provided for them. However, I'm starting to think that it's actually because North American society is either hitting a wall or slowly collapsing. As a result, young people have nothing to really live for. Why bother becoming an adult if there's little chance you'll ever get a good enough job to support a family with? Sure, you could get a university degree, but at this point that's basically the bare minimum to get a slightly above minimum wage office job. I think young males don't have the same incentive to participate in society as they previously did. Most women have little to offer that they can't get from porn, video games, the Internet, etc.

>>35535320
This is more or less how I feel.
I'm trying for law school, because it seems like one of the few ways I have even a chance of making enough to support a family.

With the cost of living and rent, though I probably won't be moving out until my late twenties

>>35535050
Code geass is a great one

Fullmetal Alchemist. (The original first, not Brotherhood.) It's got an incredible set story, emotional, action packed, and inspirational, without filler episode. Each episode is memorable and the story line is original and in depth with incredible art work.

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Evangelion, the movies are good too

One piece is pretty easy to get into, but the first 5-6 episodes are a bit dry

nigger who the fuck faps to doujins like this

>>35534986
>Look at what came in the mail today :3
bump

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>>35534986
sorry I had to save the thread

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you unironically buy garbage like this? How rich are you that you have the expendable income to spend on ordering fucking Ganon doujins from Japan?

Its me who doesn't talk to them, my family is annoying because I like to be alone while they like to be all together doing dumb shit, its one of the reasons I havent been home in about 8yrs. hell I hardly even know the names of my family members past aunts and uncles. If I havent seen or talked you in about a year then chances are I'm probably gonna forget who the fuck you are. Kinda the reason I hate being apart of a black family cause fuck me that whole unity shit is fucking bullshit

>phone starts beeping for the first time in months
>same age cousin is texting me, trying to stir up conversation
>have absolutely no idea what the fuck to say
>heart race increases, start hyperventilating
>don't know if I'm supposed to use emojis
>send messages back and forth for three hours
>by the end my entire body hurts

Just type to them like you would on here.

>that kid who was always late even if the first class was cancelled

>that kid who picked gum from underneath the chair and chewed it

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>that kid who always acted so stupidly that you suspected he was autistic
>he was

>>35534944
Your best bet is to post shit tier stale baits on 4chan

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>>35534944
That's like 3 paragraphs. R u in fucking high school

>tfw this is bait but the thought of assignments actually destroys me and makes me suicidal

I don't ever want to have to do anything.

>>35534906
Why not eat less, then?

>>35534906
I fucking hate this. In n out does this all the time. Normies think thats its better customer service or something. Do what I do and dont over order and go to a second fast food place to fill up. In n Out + Taco bell back to back is heaven.

>>35534906
That tortilla soup was fucking delicious too bsd they discontinued it for shit tier tomato soup that doesnt even have chicken innit

>Business as Usual
Fucking Omega-God Tier taste

>>35534878
playing games alone

>>35534878
Went to a comedy open mic at a hipster coffee place tonight, saw my oneitis working behind the counter. Her friends said Hi, I gave one of 'em a little high five before I left.

Right now I'm overanalyzing what her liking my shit on normiegram means and resisting the urge to like any of her shit. This isn't a tit-for-tat game here.

Also saw Get Out again and I like the opening music. Spooky but effective.

>>35534874
BECAUSE.YOU.ARE.A.FUCKING.GAY.GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fucking original or whatever

>>35534874
Keep showing him love and affection, he'll give in eventually

>>35534874
go home. stupid loli.