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Mfw Im a cripple with a wheelchair and yet i got 8/10 to go out with me when I go clubbing like today.

What have you accomplished today virgins?
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I walked up some stairs for one
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Hearing you say that just reminds me of when filthyfrank pimped that guy's wheelchair
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>>36683843
/thread
*@&#%originalshit

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MOM IS COOKING DINNER. IT IS ALMOST READY!
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>>36683776
WHATS FOR DINNER? I HAD A SANDWICH AND PARMESAN CHICKEN
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Shit, buneposter I thought you might have died.
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>lived with parents so long I now cook them dinner

fuck

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What does it feel like to be in love?
Seriously I don't think I've felt that with some-one, I've talked to many girls and I've had the hots for them but I've never felt some kind of connection.
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Who cares.

Find a hobby.
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Do you know how it feels having a good glass of water after 2 days not drinking anything?

It's nothing like that.


It's like being massaged directly in the heart by a fairy.
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Being in love
Means you are completely broken
Then put back together

The one piece that was yours
Is beating in your lover's breast
She says the same thing about hers

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Tripfriend love thread. Lets talk about our favorite tripfriends and why they rule
Fuck off haters
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>>36683757
I stopped posting with my trip for a while because it cripples your experience. I'm usually really inconsistent with my viewpoints just to get different reactions and if I post with a trip they can link it back to me. Also, if you post anything dumb or embarrassing it will forever be connected to your trip.
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Hahahahahah faggot. Neck yourself tripscum
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Just kidding. I love alk the tripfriends

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Male vs Female psychologist.

Cons/Pros of both?
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for men I think you should see a male psychologist because he's more likely to understand you and frankly female psychologists give shitty advice excusing the mistakes of your mother which is probably where all your issues come from
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>>36683750
male psychologists: understanding and gentle, but often times disconnected from the robot mindset

female psychologists: either actual succubi or demeaning cunts who use their knowledge only to rip you apart and make you feel like shit, smirking the whole time. They don't even make an attempt to understand your mindset and tend to push you for medication faster than their male counterparts.
However, I won't lie, there are some decent female psychologists. However, the ones I've known have been far better conversational partners than actual psychological assistance
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bumping the thread mi familia

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HEIGHT IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

I WOULD RATHER BE BALD, FAT, AND DICKLET THAN BE A MANLET
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>>36683704
How manlet?
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>>36683704
Being short is a huge disadvantage

It shows that you're incredibly unlucky and that God hates you

HOWEVER

It is still possible to overcome. Being short means that your life will be harder, but it doesn't guarantee that you'll be a failure

Augustus, Robert Downy Jr., Joseph Stalin, Tom Cruise, Prince, Martin Scorsese, and James Madison prove that short men can still be successful.
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>>36683806

Napoleon was a manlet too

Question for femanons.

What would be your honest, deep in your heart opinions about a boy on r9k who

>hates women
>will never fit into society
>mental health problems
>thinks about killing himself daily

Assume that he's cute
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>>36683657

>hates women
Makes a post asking for their opinions... Anon..
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>>36683657
If he was cute it would be my dream boy!!
If he wasnt....well you know how it is...
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>>36683780
Most hatred stems from hurt or fear

It would make sense that someone who hates women also cares about what they think

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i'm making this thread in the hope Ahhlecks sees it. Ahhlecks I miss you and want to talk to you again.
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>>36683648
Growing out your nails? you're gonna make a nice cute boi
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>>36684881
no it's the hand of the person i'm seeking out
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>>36683648
I"m sending this to them

Do you believe all women are whores or is there a woman in your life that has given you some semblance of hope?
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Literally all whores. A hefty percentage of men are whores too.
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>>36683639
>all women are whore
>why won't women sleep with me?

Are robots really this autistic?
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>>36683639
the only hope i have is for sauce

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why is sex better in theory or imagination than actuality?

I haven't experienced gf/love sex but from my experience it's generally underwhelming compared to the fantasy of it
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brain tricks to make you reproduce
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That's like saying you played basketball a few times but wasn't good at it.

The problem with sex is that you need to know what you're doing... at least one of you.

Sex is different with every partner... my current GF has been the best sex of my life, and I'd way rather get fucked then fap...

My first couple of times was kind of akward....

Have you ever danced with a partner? Same idea... you need to learn each others rhythm and timing. Very few people are natural dancers even less are good lovers.
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because you're actually dealing with another real person who doesn't just do whatever you want and doesn't have any dynamic you can imagine and there's consequences to what you do

also because you're circumcised

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ITT: we try to impress each other with how shitty our life is.

I'll start: I'm a 32 year old NEET trying to go back to community college filled with teenagers that will all think I'm creepy and secretly laugh at me behind my back.
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>>36683606
I know plenty of people in their thirties in my classes and no one gives a fuck. You have nothing to worry about
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>>36683606
Ill be there shortly.. so you're not alone on this one. I was wondering about that too.
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lol you suck OP

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ITT thread: we draw
https://awwapp.com/b/u8mtyzjqq/
Have fun faggots :3
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BUMP NIOGGGASFAWQE
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>>36683564
Quality content tbqh pham
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>>36683564
BUMP. GET IN HERE NIGGAS

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97 decides what pornstar I fap to tonight

Any non-females will be disregarded, no faggotry this time
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angela merkel

origermany
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DonaId Original Trump
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>>36683553
Dillon Harper, the only girl with more chromosomes than 4chan.

>claims to be a robot
>doesn't listen to lil peep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sP6t1QyrI
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>>36683522
But I love peep
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lil peep is for normalfags
quit shilling him
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>>36683522
Like one anon on here said. He's a good producer, but his lyrics are shit.

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WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING SIX FIGURES?!
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>tfw making 6 figures somewhere so expensive it's not really a lot of money
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DON'T GO TO COLLEGE
READ A BOOK EVERY SINGLE DAY
JUST BE AN ENTREPRENEUR BRO YOU'LL HAVE LAMBORGHINIS AND BOOKSHELVES IN YOUR GARAGE IN NO TIME
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>>36683459
Six figures is always a lot of money, but you will pay a good 1/3rd of it away if you live in an income taxed area, also might I add if you live in a liberal city where state taxes will basically eat up any money that could ne considered as spending money, but only 6 figure jobs exist in those cities..

Heh, I see your point.


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