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>>35706678
gross he's too manly

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>>35706678
>tfw you will never have a body like that and it's almost certain you'll never have a bf with a body like that

>>35706692


Same. qt photographer bf when?

>>35706598
>tfw gf always wants me to cum in her pussy when sometimes I want to cum in her mouth

>tfw no bf to do this to and fill his boyhole

>>35706598
just dump him for me

>>35706391
I just ended friendship with a girl I loved for almost a year
I loved her so much
I don't want to be hurt anymore

>>35706749
What happened anon? Sorry to hear that :(

>>35706391
been playing COD 1 all day bretty good.

>cucked by vegeta
>no Saiyan blood
>die
>come back to life
>die again
>come back to life
>die again

Was Yamaha /ourguy/?

Vegeta might be king of the manlets but he got to bang Bulma

>>35706441
except he was literally cucked by vegeta
he was dating bulma before so
>have a pretty happy life with hot gf
>chad comes
>chad kills him
>comes back to life
>chad steals his gf
>tries to become friends with chad
>gf his having chad's baby
>dies again

>>35706359
What, I'm meeting my racially different new mom and she's inexplicably naked for our first meet?

What the fuck kind of stupid question is this?

>>35706359
If it has a negroid face, I'll pass

>>35706359
>black
show me her face and feet

Well, you obviously flirt back.
>But HOW do you flirt back?
Shit... didn't think we would get that ahead. :/

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I really wish I knew


Origanole

I just stare at her while playing pocket pool in time with my pelvic thrusts

>>35706351
Not movies but anime, I always skip/endure the romantic moments

>watching porn
>they start kissing passionately, like real lovers
>boner is dead, cry a little, close tab

They should put a warning about affection and intimacy

is that all the nerves that is connected to the brain?

interesting

Create ethnostates around the world and never allow a certain minority in that ethnostate to hold a plurality or majority in government or banking, abolish religions not native to those ethnicities.

Make nepotism illegal: no passing down money

Idk were at a point where it's impossible to oust the Jews from power. The world would need to reach an international point of instability for even a thought of that to happen... so basically we wait for ww3

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>>35706272
thanks for using the trip, asshole

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>>35706272
I've got a question for you.

Will you choose a city/region/whatever on this map and name it?

>>35706272
Can you kill me painlessly please?

motherfucker had 7 heart transplants before he died

>>35706215
>googled it
>its real

thanks for the heads up

>>35706223

And he had JUST had his last one! Way to put it to good use!

because that sounds boring as shit my dude

>>35706209
Have fun being a nigger faggot then
Enjoy your below min wage or just being a waste of human space and not doing anything towards society or yourself
what a cuck

>>35706242

Lmao fuck society nigga

>>35706163
of course Anon, c'mere

What is it that's bothering you?

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>>35706499
th-thanks mommy...sorry, I was just feeling a little lonely

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>>35706586
There's nothing to apologize for Anon-kun, we all get lonely at times. That's why I'll always be here for you if you need me. It is my sincerest wish that you never have to feel abandoned ever again.

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yes. but how?

seems like a lot of effort

>>35706156
Don't, anon. We all love you. Go to bed and take your mind off what ails you.

>>35706172
Hanging myself
>>35706179
Most of you are hypocritical pieces of shit who bitch about how mean Chad and Stacy are but you turn around and abuse your fellow robots and make them feel bad and attack them in their most vulnerable places and its fucking disgusting.

Not saying you do this but a lot of robots are terrible, terrible people.

>>35706126
you mean all the fedora tipping and tfw no gf shit

>>35706246
No, I'm obviously talking about the college-faggotry and all the "waah tfw my gf is cucking me" shit

I've heard /r9k/ called a million things but introspective and insightful are not two of them.

Are you the guy who asked r9k to photoshop in a girlfriend to a picture to show to your grandma

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>>35706164
>Someone remembered

D'aww~

>>35706217
You might as well get a trip I see you post so much on here