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friday the 13th makes me feel kind of nervous
who /superstitious/ here?
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Wow my dude you got dubs I think that means you are going to fucking die
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>>34104020
why would you fucking say that?!
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>>34104088
Oh sheet op you dead
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I'm going to Walmarts vision center tomorrow to take a contacts exam. I'm nervous robots, it'll be my first time going alone and I dont know what to expect, has anyone else done this before?
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>>34103878
Just breathe anon, it'll be fine
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Don't know what would be different about a contact exam but I'm assuming that it's like glasses. If that's the case then they just check your vision and eyes and whatnot and see what set of contacts works best for you.
Just stay chill and you'll be fine. All they do is just check out your vision and eyes, no needles or anything.
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>>34103878
You're gonna do that air in the eye test? Shit hurt like hell
You will never have sex in this life time without paying for it. You can sugar coat your situation all you want, oh I'm shy, I don't have friends, I'm this I'm that, it just isn't going to happen buddy. Especially at your age.
How do you cope? How do you not pull the trigger?
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>>34103843
i masturbate whenever i feel the urge. i then proceed to have perfect clarity and realize bitches ain't shit, but only for about 10 minutes. that cycle will endlessly repeat for my whole life
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>>34103843
Because I do have friends and already lost my virginity after a girl asked me to take hers
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mfw my body count is 14
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is blacked down for anyone else?
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Maybe one of them mistook the server for a white woman
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>being a literal cuck
This board is becoming really pathetic. At least this place used to have men w/ standards, like MGTOWs.
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>>34103833
It still works for me.
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>tfw you will never be in a loving relationship with a man like this
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>>34103824
mud snake
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>>34103824
Coal Burner
nothing of value has been lost
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>>34103824
He calls his dick the "cleaver"? That's pretty damn cool.
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This world is fucking boring, cancerous garbage. Nowhere on the planet is worth living because it's all the same shit: shopping and shitty restaurants.
>Oh but anon, duh mooziiums!
What am I supposed to do, go to the same fucking museum 400 fucking times?
Also, all the people are shit too. Boring, stupid, disloyal. How can a planet be this fucking wretched?
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Fuck, they don't even make good movies or video games anymore.
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yeah it's really not great
reading scifi helps, as does not having a job
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>>34103802
try going outside
you little faggot
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>tfw i will never be a cat
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>>34103796
>Tfw I'll never have a cat because I'll never have a family
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>>34103845
you can have a cat without having a family
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>>34103893
No I can't. I'd never take care of it.
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Would it be a good idea?
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>>34103782
it's called grindr dude, they already have it.
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If you are used to being alone i would not suggest it.it will make your depression worse and make the voices talk louder. But that is from my experience,so it might end up being different though.
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>>34103782
NEET people MEET. gov
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She rubs her feet on your carpet and short circuits your PC
>then she gives you a kiss
>what do you say to our supreme goddess Lain?
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>>34103742
look dude, lain is A CUTE and this thread was funny the first time but you are pushing it. just quit with the thread please
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>>34103990
No, there will be a Lain tribute thread every night. The only time I'll stop posting is when I die because I love Lainwhat do you suggest I do differently next time to keep it interesting?
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>>34104042
just stop saying that she short circuits our pc and make something more funny and original each time.
lain tribute threads sound nice
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So what's the point of this being a secret if I see it every other day?
What if you do need it and the bartender or waiter doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about.
What if you do need it and the bartender or waiter doesn't know what you're talking about but the guy you're with does and gets salty?
This shit is dumber than that "check out this secret beach" shit on facebook. How is it a secret if you're posting it on social media?
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>>34103706
It's not supposed to be practical in the least, it's just a social media stunt for SJW brownie points.
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>>34103706
I didnt know normals thought of hooters as a 'date' place.
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>>34103770
That's not the point because I've seen this same sign catching on at other places.
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tell me about your local village rapist america.
https://www.nsopw.gov/en-US/Search
meet Harry Beshears. victim age 3 years old. bet you cant beat that /r9k/
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Nothing good in my area. Just some sexual assault on a minor and lewd conduct with someone under 13. This guy got in trouble for "Sexual Battery of person over 12 various cicumstances," but it was a few decades ago and he moved here from Florida.
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>looking at a sexual offender map of my area for lels
>see a familar name
>literally one of my best friends from middle school
>attempted aggravated sexual assault of a minor
good job zach
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Some guy who lives down the street from me molested his son for several years. There's a few others too but I don't know anything about them.
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>I might have met a girl who's even more autistic than I am
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>>34103550
who you be quotating?
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>>34103564
>who you be quotating?
gaston
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>>34103550
Don't count on it, buddy :^)
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Is being a billionaire pointless? What exactly can you do at 1 billion that you can't at say 100 million?
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>>34103548
Brag that you have a billion dollars obviously.
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>>34103548
>tfw happiness and a perfect life for me i waking up at whatever time i want
What is a perfect life for you r9k
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>>34103548
why the fuck are her feet so small.
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Quick question.
Is this winter coat too big on me? I'm 5'10" and this is a M in U. S.
Im a NEET and my mommy bought it for me. It's warm but I never worm clothing this large
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>>34103500
looks fine mr skelly
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>>34103500
That shits KAWAII
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I AM SWEATING
also please everyone stay safe tomorrow. The ice storm is coming
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is there any better way to talk to a grill that force asinine small talk?
>we talked about weather
>talked about where we've lived
>talked about crime in the city
>talked about employment
then the convo stagnates and i have to think of a new stupid subject to try and spark some convo
>and this bitch is giving me like nothing why do i have to do all the freaking work
how the fuck do i hit on an interesting subject that's going to illicit more than a one or two word response?
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If she doesn't try to carry the conversation, she doesn't want to talk. Stop talking to her.
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>>34103582
This man is correct, just stop replying.
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>>34103582
she initiated the conversation.