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>be me
>over at my dad's house (parents divorced when I was 5)
>out of the blue he says he's gonna tell me the real reason they got a divorce(he's never told me anything about it before. All I know about the divorce is what my mom has told me ie he was working all the time, when he wasn't working he out doing his hobbies like martial arts and football)
>He tells me it's cause she was having an affair with a another married man
>she said it was love, so she divorced my dad
>also said she said, "if this doesn't work out maybe one day we could get back together"
>turns out the other guy wasn't a degenerate and didn't leave his wife, so my mom ended up divorced with a 5 year old and a 9 month old daughter
>I didn't know about this, and always blamed my dad for not being 'attentive' enough
>Now my mom goes around having several different boyfriends, some living with and some not
>my dad remarried and my mom can't be in the same room with his wife without fighting with her
>Mom always complains about not wanting to die alone


>now I hope she does


>mfw I could have grown up with my father in the house, but had that ruined because my mother is a degenerate

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It's the weekend bitch, don't judge me for eating

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>live with gf, our baby and my mom
>broke as fuck
>literally $150 short on rent that's due day after tomorrow, only have $200 when I need $350
>no food in the house for anyone except the baby
>everyone's currently napping right now and when they wake up, we're all going to the store/to get dinner
>theyre all gonna hate me as soon as they wake up
>try desperately to do everything i need to do
>gf doesn't work at all and hasn't in the last 3 years we've lived together
>mom works a great job but still expects me to pay half of everything so she can spend her money on trips and stuff

she's not wrong but i'm struggling so hard. i want to die every day. my baby is the only thing that stops me from killing myself desu.
i want to go to school, have time to do things i want to do, i miss having money i can just spend. what the fuck do i tell them when they wake up and we leave and my mom expects me to give her the rent we need and my gf expects me to buy her food?

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>11 year old sister said my room "smells like cum"

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Why don't more robots ride motorcycles?

Driving a car makes me nervous but I'm really good riding a bike, it's the ideal robot vehicle

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>tfw being monitored by a US counterterrorism taskforce
What do I do robots? Should I download Tor or Tails? They follow me everywhere I go.

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>My neighbor is a mono-parental fat fucking lady, who screams at her kids. She's always hostile, in short.. She's a bitch.

>So I rescued a cat in a tree last summer.
>called him hitler after asking around if he belongs to someone.
>No positive after two weeks.
>Adopting little orphan hitler.
> Made him a sweet ass collar with swastikas n' shit.
>lill hitler is a outdoor cat.
>Fuck you I won't put hitler in jail.
>hitler came back without a collar.
>dafuck.jpeg
>made him another one with inner copper wires, in case he lost it.
>came back without it.
>5 collars later
>I hear that fat bitch taking hitler in her apartment.
>go knock on her patio door
>ask her why is she keeping my hitler in her apartment?
>"fuck you it's my cat."
>want to stab her with screwdriver for putting my hitler in jail.
>he came back to motherland soon as he escaped.
>create the bitchproof collar.
>3mm steel with padlock
>kinda feel bad for the little guy.
>still he's badass as fuck
>time goes
>my other cat chtulu disappeared
>winter pass
>my cat romero disapeared
>a week later..
>her kids are yelling running after him "we need to take it off!"
>hitler is now gone..
>I'm hesitating if I need to beat her up and show the kid how we kill a cow.
>hitler, I'm sorry that I live in a fucking country where I can't kill a fat fuck..

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Why are normies and redditors so into fitting themselves into pre-defined boxes ? Why do they need a survey to tell them what there personality is ?

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What's wrong with me, /r9k/?

I like taking advantage of girls, I even have a very specific way of doing it. First, using the internet (one girl was even from /r9k/) I find the perfect victim. Usually a lonely, shy girl, she always has to be a kissless virgin, and the younger the better (always 16-18 years old). Usually she's depressed because she's never even been kissed. Then over the course of a few weeks I make her fall in love with me, and pretend I'm falling in love with her. She finally thinks things are looking up for her, she's met her one true love, she's finally happy. Even her family and friends start notice how much happier she's become. Then I invite her to come stay with me, we finally meet up and start officially dating, and within a few days I'll have got her into bed. I then humiliate her in every way I possibly can (spit on her, slap her in the face, make her drink my piss) by telling her she'd do it if she loved me, and threatening to leave her if she doesn't agree. She always breaks down into tears but agrees to it eventually. I always do it without a condom, and I cum inside her. I've always been hoping to get one of the girls pregnant but it hasn't happened yet. If she's not underage I even record it on video just to add to the humiliation. I do things completely legally, it's not worth the risk of breaking the law. When she finally goes home I block her everywhere without even explaining why. She'll desperately try to contact me any way she can but I never reply. And then I move onto my next target.

I also love bragging about it. Every time I do it I brag about it to multiple people, telling them the whole thing in a lot of detail. Their moral disgust gives me a thrill. If I had to guess why I do it, it's all because I have a desire to see girls suffer, which ultimately stems from anger towards my mother. For what it's worth I'm not a psychopath, I'm in fact not a violent person at all.

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In this thread post suicide fuel. High school girls + high school really do it for me.

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>people think you're highschooler
>actually 25

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>Be me
>be probably 10 years ago
>be at movies with family
>I think I was at least 6 or 7
>In seats, a few minutes before movie
>Promo commercial for Flap-Jack comes on
>can't remember much, just 2 guys saying something about applesauce
>Just remembered that a few minutes ago
>Looked it up on YouTube, nothing shows up
>Anyone know where I could find it?

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Bout to smoke weed for the first time; what should I know ?

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>"I- uhhhhh- anon, could you pass my my syringe from under the dresser?? you can have a squeeze if you like"

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am i the only real robot in here thats left? all the time a thread of someone making it, everytime some grentext story of a faggot who has contact with non family releated females but thinks about him as a robot


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