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>>37930344
>he fell for the you have sovereignity over your body meme

>>37930344
we have the right to pay taxes

>drug threads are the same kind of conditioning used by (((them))) as those syringe and poo videos on youtube for children

so where do I go now that the internet is also for degenerate normies only? is it over, do I have to become an old school ascetic and shut myself out from the world completely?

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>>37930338
>tfw you were too shy and too much of a self-conscious loser to join any autistic anime clubs
>tfw they were all having fun and enjoying their lives while you were being a bitter lonely faggot thinking you were better than them

>>37930338
Yura Moma

>>37930338
highschool of the dead
HOTD

>>37930312
I'll bite.
Sad story is that if you are here and been in 4 chan in the last 6-8 years at least it doesnt matter what your rl looks like
You are a robot or a btard
Chances are i was always a robot but never found "my" place until i got here a few years ago.
Stop with the normies get out reeeeeeeeeeeeee meme.
Normies may come here,but dont stay
Neither does Chad, nor Stacy

Who am I kidding
All the real robots already killed themselves and the normie took over
Fuck this board

>>37930386
A fucking newfag can't tell someone how shit is because you haven't been here long enough. You're trying to run before you can walk. Lurk.

>>37930193
Iz thiz bait, perhaps? My advice would be to stop being a tranny loser. You will not have a normal life if you continue to live under the delusion that you were born the wrong gender

>>37930193
>I'm a tranny
>still have genitals
Nonono, you're gay. Having the operation makes you a tranny.

>>37930193
go join the Kurds and help fight ISIS do some actual good

>>37930188
Melania has skin like a re-used paper lunch bag.

>>37930239
Her life has been stressful af.

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Laura was a fox

>>37930137
Because we aren't related

>>37930279
I suppose this is a valid reason

Because I am a manchild sustained by my parents, with a total lack of ambitions and a true waste for your time.

Go ahead, some men can make you happy. Don't waste time with a pepe.

>>37930112
Send me 4k on PayPal and know that the money is going to go to me growing my family.

T. Guy with wife he met 9 years ago as a virgin and just had a son

>>37930112
do some psychedelics. dmt, lsd, shrooms

>>37930154
>implying that OP should donate his precious money to some random normie and his whore wife.

Made me kek.

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>>37930105
1st for Damon Albarn

original comment

The World Taekwondo Federation (WTF) has changed its name to World Taekwondo because of the "negative connotations" associated with its initials.

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First for Sulla

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>>37929996
REEEEEE CHAD GET OFF MY BOARD GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>37929996
you will always want more and more

typical /r9k/ behaviour

>>37929996
Just be yourself bro, it's that easy.

>>37929938
9, only seconded by college. Noporn is the correct way to go

>>37929958
What's the difference between nofap and noporn? What does noporn do that nofap doesn't? I kinda already know the answer since I do nofap off and on but I never do noporn and all I end up getting is blue balls.

>>37929938
4 for me. always feel better when I dont fap but have very shit control lately.

>>37929920
Rephrase the question

>>37929973
How can I make a patreon and get money while I pretend to be extremely sick every 2 month while making little to no drawings

>>37929995
Can you even draw?

Tell her to shut up and continue doing her job instead of wasting my time.

>>37929941
this is the only alpha answer

>>37929854
Heh... You too..

>>37929825
everyday you're a fucking retard

>>37929827
found the looser
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>37929827
Sorry for party rocking

Original

NIG'D

>>37929793
Is it his blackness that bothers you or the fact that your mom kept such an important thing like this secret

>>37929793
since you have never met or talked to him it is best not to care about him unless you have to

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Read "The Intelligent Investor" by Benjamin Graham, first of all.
Then put 90% of your portfolio into a broad range index fund like a S&P 500 ETF, Buffet suggests Vanguard, and 10% in short-term government bonds.

>>37929716
You will still have to wagecuck, virtually nobody lives off a stock portfolio

>>37929716
Look at investopedia and start just clicking links and learning.

Determine your style and what you want from investing

Diversify your portfolio (like an archive of your investments) ie... Don't invest in just tech in case tech crashes. Invest in tech,food,sports blah blah so that your whole portfolio isn't hit.

Figure out how much time you want to spend.

Don't invest anything you're no comfortable losing..there is always a chance you could lose all your money. It's slim but not impossible.

For a beginner you might try safer stocks that are consistent and less volatile like mutual funds or index (group of stocks and someone managing them for you with your money and other) research the mutual funds though because some.times they spend your money to keep themselves going but they tell you up front.

There are virtual stock markets on investopedia to get startes