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do you believe life is a simulation?
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No since I'm not a redditor who's just heard of Rene "give her the D"escartes's Evil Demon thought experiment for the first time because of an Elon Musk interview on YouTube.
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>>35447330
Pretty shitty simulation must've been by the guys that did goat simulator
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I think it's a pointless question that will never be answered so it's a waste of time to ponder. Just like 95% of all philosophical questions.
>start drinking a beer
>no way to tell how full the can is without emptying it in a glass
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>>35447234
>he can't read how full the can is by its weight
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>>35447234
This makes zero sense. Is this your first can of anything ever?
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>>35447234
Just shake the can you sperg.
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Do girls shave down there regularly ?
I heard some classmates talking about doing complete makeover involving extensive waxing.
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fembot here, i was never taught how to shave. thus, i've never shaved my pubes. i measure how long they are sometimes, as of yesterday they are 30cm long
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>>35447238
Thats bullshit and you know it.
It's not a believable shitpost
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>>35447238
post lewd pube pics
So I was taking a shower and i noticed something small and brown on the side my dick. I tried swiping it off but it was persistent so i had to pull it off. After that, i noticed a red bite mark surrounded by purple and blue? What the fuck, do i have crabs?
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its a vampire bite
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>>35447186
Of all places to inquire about this, you chose here?
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>>35447186
its a succubus that drained your life essence while you slept. Be careful anon if the succubi fuck with you too much you might become a mentally ill tranny
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FACT: Humans lived with dinosaurs
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>>35447161
This changes EVERTHING
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>>35447161
iv'e never s'een such unequivicol evide'nce
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>>35447161
That's probably a fake.
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>a few days ago
>it's my birthday
>OH MY GOD AN EMAIL
>maybe it's one of my two old childhood friends who know my email but never message me
>it's an automated "happy birthday" from a hentai games forum
T-thanks.
I almost forgot how pathetic I am.
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>>35447099
happy belated birthday, anon. <3
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kys u fcikign shithead xDD
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>>35447099
>hentai games forum
thanks for the laugh, happy birthtday anon
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>try losing weight
>easily avoid overeating for an entire month
>realise I've undertaken today
>buy some chocolates to bump up my calorie count
>after just a few I can't stop thinking about my next snack
fuck
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>>35446975
>realize I've under eaten* today
opps typo.
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>>35446975
Why not go for a more healthy snack like an apple?
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>>35446975
>>realise I've undertaken today
>>buy some chocolates to bump up my calorie count
The fuck is wrong with you?
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>OHH ANON STOP
>just cum in my tummy and make me a mommy already brother
what do
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I thought I was your uncle
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>>35446947
Fuck feet instead
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>>35446947
>wanting to have a retard baby
I'm not a paki
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>find cute virgin girlfriend
>so much love
>find out she was molested and raped as a child for a few years
>find out she was raped recently by her boyfriend
>shes never had consensual sex
She wants me to fuck her. what do you think?
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Great thread OP. Truly encapsulates the level of delusion some folks exhibit.
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>>35446956
its a true story.. even if you dont believe me.
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>>35446889
>raped that many times
yeah no, she wanted it
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So here's the deal, /r9k/. I'm a cuck. I like the idea of white girls with black men and even men of other nonwhite races. I think it looks incredibly attractive and beautiful. It's the skin contrast, it's the masculine and the feminine, it's a union of two complementary races in a massively intimate and sexual way.
However, I don't have a girlfriend, so I can't "let" her fuck black men, because she doesn't exist.
The other thing is that I'm Australian. Now, part of what turns me on about interracial is the humiliation and jealousy aspect. The idea that a black man is taking a girl from "my" tribe is very, very arousing. But here's the problem: Australian girls don't like black men. They don't like them at all. Of all the white women in the world, I think Aussie girls are the least interested in black men and men of any race except white men. They really do not in any way find black or brown men attractive. Are they racist? No, not in the slightest. They just love white guys and they're incredibly loyal to white guys.
This, to me, is utterly terrible. I can't find anything on the internet to fap to regarding Aussie girls and black men. I mean there is the extremely rare exception but it's just not enough. American women, by contrast, seem to quite literally crave black men. There are tens of thousands of interracial videos on the internet and 99% of them feature black men and white AMERICAN women. America is a cuck's paradise. I envy you Americans so much.
What should I do? I feel like this whole thing is quite cruel. To be a cuck in the world's least cucked country. You Americans have no idea how good you have it.
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>>35446861
How old are you? Have you ever got someone to fuck your gf/wife?
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the funny thing about this fetish is it's inherently racist, it's sexualizing stereotypes about black men, but liberals get called cucks and actually defend the liestyle if they know what it means
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>>35447255
What if you don't think black men have bigger dicks on average but still love the idea of the ones that do fucking white girls? Is that racist?
Post your last text from the opposite sex.
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I don't have a phone.
I have never received a text.
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>>35446782
"I'm going to steal your blanket"
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>"Hi Anon hope you are okay, worried why you are not answering any of my emails or calls xxx"
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Has anyone here traveled to glorious Nippon? What was your experience like? Go to any cool events?How well did you hide your power level?How were you treated as a Gaijin? What level of Japanese do you read/speak?
I plan on going this summer.
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>>35446753
I work with a guy who was stationed there in the military.
He had a half Japanese, half something girl that he fucked while there. He tells lots of long, droning stories about Japan, but I never pay attention and just politely pretend I'm following along.
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>>35446915
I'm not even interested in picking up chicks, just want to weeb it up
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I have been to Japan many times. I recommend you try a Soapland at least once.
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Media about slowly going insane
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I want to watch something about slowly going insane.
Can be western/japanese
Film preferred but show cool too.
Not going well robots, and watching someone else go slowly insane usually helps.
Seen quite a lot of everything but please post itt even if it is popular.
General feels thread too if you like, just post in here, cmon.
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>>35446751
Pi by Darren Aronofsky
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>>35446751
I Stand Alone (1998) is the ultimate robot movie
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>>35446886
>Pi by Darren Aronofsky
This looks pretty good, watching this first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo18VIoR2xU
>>35446909
Seen, nice taste.
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So I'm an amateur writefag, and I want to get better. So what better place to get tips and harsh, brutally honest criticism than here? I can't think of one honestly.
So robros, give me a story idea, and i'll writefag the shit out of it for a few hours, so you can tear it apart and give me honest opinions and harsh words I need to hear to get better. No greentext, just paragraphs of smut, violence, and whatever else.
tl;dr- help a first time posting writefag get better
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>>35446725
In the future, overcrowding in prisons has led to a new system; instead of serving your sentance behind bars, you are aged in a weird machine thing. A young man is the first to be punished this way and tries to adjust with 'serving' 50 years.
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>>35446758
Shit that's pretty creative anon, I hope I can do it justice.
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>>35446850
I'm far better than ideas than actually writing. Good luck anon!
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If you use piss bottles does that mean you need psychological help?
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>>35446719
Probly depends.
How often you piss in bottles
If you have a collection like pic related
For what reason are you not using a toilet
I've done it before for the sake of being quiet in the early hours of the morning.
But would always dump and dispose in less than 24 hrs
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I piss (and cum) in a bucket, but I regularly clean it. It's very comfy and I don't think it's a bad thing to do.
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How do you start a pissing in bottles, every time i do it i get piss every where