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>call in sick to work
>"yeah. there's a bug going around. get well soon mate"
>im not sick I just dont want to go to work
why do normies do this? are their minds so weak they believe any lie I give them?
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>>35494888
>it's been happening with others
>another case in line with the trend pops up
>"lmao stupid normie not seeing through my lies"
Really gets my neurones working.
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>call out today bc grandpa died last night
>boss sounds annoyed / like she doesn't believe me
>already on thin ice for excessive call outs
>finally have legit excuse
>tfw I'll probably be fired tomorrow
Considering just never going back.
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when normies call in sick they do it because they hate their job, they just dont want anybody to know.
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>summer in 3 months
>qt semi-naked girls in the street
>happy couples
>tfw im a 5'5 ugly manlet and i will never have a qt gf
i just wanna cry
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It's the life you choose. Why do so if it makes you sad?
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>>35494852
just take creepshots man as I do
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>>35494852
try living on an island
>only shopping area is in the most populated part
>forced to see happy old people and tourists on vacation every time I get groceries
>remember no one knows who I am here and I'm all alone
at least I have 4chan
Lets get a robot kik thread going - fuck all of the normies in /soc/
>ASL
>KIK
>FAVOURITE VIDYA ( and/or HOBBY)
>WHAT YOU ARE AFTER?
>ASL
34, Male, Sheffield (UK)
>KIK
ID300
>FAVOURITE VIDYA and/or HOBBY
Black ops trilogy, reading, coding and lifting heavy things.
>WHAT ARE YOU AFTER?
A slut to completely submit to me - can be over the net or in person don't really mind, as already have subs which I train on a regular basis in person.
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>>35494801
>34
>34
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
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>>35494887
Been on 4chan for the past 13 years so fuck off spacker.
defo have autism but got a jobs as an infrastructure technician contractor - pays pretty well (only employed fulltime 4months out of a year, and i am an electrician on the side).
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>>35494953
>>35494887
more of a /pol/tard than anything else
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>he complains about his job
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>he still works there
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how else am I going to pay rent you fucking NEET?
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>Wants longer hours
>Whines about not going home early
Wage slaves are retarded
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>>35494800
oh i am laffin
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If dubs l talk to the qt in my sociology class
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If trips you drop your shitty class and get on with your miserable life
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>>35494747
If digits you take a foreign language next semester
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>>35494747
If dubs you rape her.
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/r9k/ edition
has there ever been one? post em
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>>35494688
Yes, there is one.
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Yea there is gotto
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>>35495145
Why tf is female anywhere below Normie
there is absolutely no possible way a female could have it worse than 99% of males.
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>DUDE CARS LMAO xDD
Anyone find it funny that normies have autistic obsessions with shit Iike cars or sports and it is seen as socially acceptable?
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>>35494678
I'm pretty sure autists love cars
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>>35494687
This, browse /o/ and post this picture then watch the autism erupt
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I mean, I see people in mainstream media make fun of shit like fantasy football as DnD for jocks.
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I don't want a gf (boy), I want a bf
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>>35494632
Only if you be the girl.
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>>35494632
>not posting contact info along with this post
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>>35495229
There will only be meanies if I do that
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Why do normies love this ugly untalented ginger fuck?
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>>35494621
because hes sensitive without being depressing like bon iver and all of those other garbage acoustic singers
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easy to listen to pop music
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is there anything more vile than ginger hair?
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Why does normies always brag about how it's impossible to live alone and don't have sex?
It's pretty easy for me, desu.
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because its associated with mental illness.
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I can back this up, I hate interacting with humans in real life, I'm completely happy by myselfsex is disgusting anyway
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>>35494593
it is disgusting, I really don't get why anyone desires it except that ostracization makes things difficult at time
if it weren't for some (clearly vague and exceedingly weak) desire for social validation I wouldn't get the desire for sex at all
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EVERY TIME I TAKE A SHIT I GOTTA USE A FUCKING AUGER TO UNCLOG THE GOD DAMN THING! HALF MY FUCKING DIET IS SALADS AND THIS SHIT STILL HAPPENS! WHY DOES MY APARTMENT'S WATER PRESSURE SUCK SO MUCH!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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It's not your shits. Mine gets clogged all the time. Your outlet has so much solid gunk that it narrows it. Every other toilet I shit in doesn't clog.
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>>35494587
this happens everywhere though
only place it hasn't happened is in places with pressurized toilets.
Anyone else get extremely depressed and anxious when you see cute or beautiful girls?
>don't look at movies or shows that have any qt in them, even lazytown
>look at porn with mature women or milfs only
>avoid going outside where I might encounter qt
>all these qt possible robot qt would pick chad over you anyday
How do I stop this?
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You get anxious because you prob think you can get them
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>>35494509
I stopped watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer because something about Buffy makes me so goddamn turned on I can barely finish an episode before jerking it.
Supernatural stuff really turns me on, as do blondes with her general facial structure, and of course her #realnerdgirl friend is a hormonal bombshell herself.
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I AM IN SERIOUS SHIT RN. IM IN A MCDONALDS BATHROOM WITH NO MONEY AND THIS BITCH TOLD ME I COULD ONLY USE THE BATHROOM IF I BOUGHT SOMETHING. I DONT HAVE ANY CASH ON ME AND MY SOCIAL AUTISM IS SHOWING. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
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>>35494460
Pretend to be deaf, or splash some water on your pants and pretend to be peeing yourself while running past her
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>Reee at the bitch
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>>35494460
Induce vomiting, throw up on her face.
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>Sometimes I feel like that I'm cancerous in other's lives That's probably why I drink at night and sleep 'til four or five.
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>he doesn't derive enjoyment from inconveniencing and burdening others as much as possible
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Thanks anon, I'll have to check out more of their music
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Is Big Clive /ourguy/
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He seems like the kind of guy that if you encountered him IRL you'd have to give him a hug.
idk
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>>35494408
Is that Brian Posehns brother?