Why do "straight" men lie about not being gay?
>best friend lives in dorm with me
>claims he's "straight" and condscendingly talks down to me like he's a priest
>he gets really drunk one night and i jerk him off
>ever since then he gives subtle hints that he wants it again without ever saying it
>i start jerking him off once a week
>try to hold his hand when we're out together
>he pushes me away and says "you're not a girl"
every "straight" guy is just lying, it's just too much work to get them to admit it.
Straight guy here. Blowjobs and handjobs feel good regardless of the gender.
Kissing a man, showing affection, etc is weird and icky though.
>>38682987
>every "straight" guy is just lying
Fuck off to the >>>/lgbt/ board.
>>38682987
I feel the same way about gay guys. They're all lying and hiding their heterosexuality because they think being """gay""" makes them special in some way.
>skip showering ONCE
>skin breaks out in disgusting acne
What the hell do you so that makes you so oily?
>>38682978
Exist. It's so bad.
>>38682924
Because we don't have the context of how often you actually shower, I have no idea if I should laugh at you or feel sorry for you.
>tfw addicted to Coca-Cola Cherry
is this bait or american
>tfw I'm addicted to Dr.Pepper
>>38682902
>its 8am
> there is only one thing I want for breakfast
> until I get it the world must wait
Well he's going to have to because I still haven't had my Cherry Coke Zero.
Who here /costco pizza/
Cheese, pep, or supreme?
>>38682742
I prefer Pep! But all Costco pizza is good, and I would never pass it up.
>>38682742
I like the cheese one
>>38682742
it looks absolutely disgusting
captcha:calle calle lol
Why haven't you gone to the club ?
Literal easy pussy girls begging to be fucked.
didn't bother to
bouncer might've thought that I'm underage if I bothered to go
>>38682648
>Literal easy pussy girls begging to be fucked.
This is stupid.
In fact there's more competition in a club than normal circumstances.
Now houseparties, college parties etc. are another story.
I don't like clubs and I am wary of STD's. I've been with women and a lot of the time I never set a foot in a club to meet them. Maybe you need to stop pigeon-holing people like that?
How do I convince my GF to take magic mushrooms with me?
She is ultra-Republican and won't even toy with the idea. I want to expand her mind, but she literally blows me off if I bring it up
Wat do?
>>38682639
Maybe you should get a liberal gf and give me your conservative one.
>>38682639
>>38682647
Any of you guys smoke weed?
What is a typical serving of weed for 2 people for one night?
@nd how much it cost where you live?
Plz help
>>38682667
OP here, I do
I get pretty good deals, about $8 a gram
Depends on how long you are smoking. I smoke every night twice, about .5 grams each time
Considering you are a noob, you'll probably get $40/eighth (which is 3.5 grams). You'll only need about .3 grams per person to get pretty high for an hour or 2
>ywn go back to the 80's
>cars back then were uncomfortable, small and shitty
>nobody could afford a big tv
>radio was AM only
>music was limited because there wasn't enough disposable income for buying singles or albums
On the plus side, I was a little kid with a big imagination, so I was able to make my own fun.
I don't know, I think almost everyone sugar coats their early years in nostalgia.
old fucker
this is a boi board
go away gramps
>>38682641
I'm sure they had fm since like 70s (at lest here)
tvs and other consumerist things are harmful
>tfw i get 500 euros neetbux because my borderline personality disorder
>tfw i wanna start my own bussiness (fuck with hookers around the world and upload the videos to my webpage, full of ads)
>tfw parents dont wanna give me the money because 'MUH WE WILL DIE SOMEDAY AND U WILL BE ALONE WE CANT LET YOU SPEND THE MONEY IN USELESS THINGS)
feels like i will die a virgin lads
>>38682563
You get 500 eur for BPD? shiet where do you live
Lol they're right, that's not a great business plan. I wouldn't fund you either.
Come up with something better (like something that's not a high school meme level business and has an obvious cash return) and maybe they'll help
>>38682563
You really think anyone will pay to see your ugly ass in a porn?
Good day, Officer. Last meal was unsatisfactory, to put it politely. I hope you soldiers have something better to serve.
>>38682549
>I hope you soldiers have something better to serve.
Why the fuck are you asking soldiers for food go ask the army Chef or some shit.
>>38682549
fuck off himmler im not serving you shit, go ask your schutzstaffel not the wehrmacht you loserseriously though where are my men's watches the einsatzgruppen promised me for helping them with that "thing"?
happening in Hamburg btw
Not long til lunch-time wagie. Keep your head up, only a couple of hours left to slog through
>>38682459
I really want a part time job just shake things up, I have no reason to leave the house other than to get snacks. It would be nice to work part time in a store or a clothes shop anything really just to get a bit of extra cash and have an excuse to leave the house.
Told my boss I'm taking today off and I'll be back Monday morning, he was fine with this of course
>tfw have money while NEETS get $500/month at most from the gubment
:^)
>>38682557
Ah, poor, ignorant wagie. Will they ever learn?
I have almost never jerked off to real porn in my life. The pornstars are disgusting and the noises they make and the things they say are fucking stupid as well. Most of the time I fap to asses or erotic literature.
>>38682418
wow, you are really interesting and special. when's the next blogpost?
>>38682425
Go away you cynical cunt
>>38682418
Jeez op, how fucking insightful
SO insightful that we don't fucking care.
>friend is 28 and lives with his parents
>at his house last night
>mom says no more beer
Anyone 25+ anons babied by their parents?
>>38682410
Yes. That's why I never fucking tell them anything. Then of course they tell me shit like "why don't you talk to us anon?" Joke's on you, you overprotective bitch.
ignore mom drink more beer of course the mom is gonna say that
>>38682547
His mom has him by the balls. He's a shut in while I'm trying my best to be an independent normie adult.
>blackbot
>desperately want to be dominated by strong white men
>>38682387
u a britbong
>>38682387
Same but I already found a strong white man to do it for me
>>38682403
>u a britbong
No, Amerifat.
>>38682415
lucky!
>get OK Cupid with the small hope that I'll find a girlfriend
>after a week of use I've matched with a couple of really attractive blondes
>wasn't expecting this, feel happy
>message them, not something stupid like "hey" but something to get their attention
>they don't respond
I don't get it, were they bots? I matched with them and they seemed legitimate enough, even had their Instagram linked.
Online dating isnt for robots dummy
Most dating apps are overrun with Nigerian scammers
>>38682346
we have no idea how many matches a semi good looking girl gets a day, but it must be a pretty big number
Reminder: rejection can save you from death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv2mGYTHTgU
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/bethel-park-pennsylvania-snapchat-video-shows-victims-before-crash/
>save you from death
Why is this a good thing
>>38682319
So you can experience some good stuff, life is not always depressing
>>38682265
This video makes me think they deserved to die, fucking roasties