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I'm glad your thread died.

>>38709773
What about the females and the amount of 'fembots' that are the way they are because of daddy issues

>>38709773
But the only reason fembots are fembots is because their dads sexually abused them

>>38709728
you grew up anon

games are for children

>>38709751
Wrong. I feel like OP and just completed Might and Magic 7 recently and had a blast. Sadly, I'm running out of old games to play.

Yeah they're all dull as hell. That said I'm really excited for battlefront 2, destiny 2 and star citizen.
>inb4 pleb taste

Lemons
so versatile in sweet or savoury context and it got dat vitamans C

>>38709659
I had blueberries with my muesli today. But my favourites are probably blackberries or raspberries.

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peaches
they're nice and juicy and sweet

>>38709597
>implying fembots get bred in the first place
>implying any supernatural force that wasn't retarded would choose a fembot to carry its immaculate conception

>>38709617

I thought it was super easy for fembots to get bred by 4/10 guys. /r9k/ can't make up their minds.

I never had an abortion. I was raped and I had the baby but I gave him up for adoption. I hope he's happy.

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First for topical ayy

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>>38709644

Never noticed Tsokoulos or however he's called actually worked out.

I can't find my fitness folder. I found my antifat people folder, though. It has some useful stuff and some mean stuff.

I used to be a troll. Among many things.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/subject/get%20fit/

OH SHIIII

The old fitness threads! We might actually find old Dan in there!

>>38709542

Yo bro lol you watching cartoons dog?

If I get trip op has to post a picture of his face and cock.

*Song starts playing on the radio*

OMG I love this song!

*Sings along one line once in a while*

suicideboys is the most edgy teenager normie shit i've ever heard in my entire life. it makes me cringe so hard when i see some 15 year old faggots steam profile with suicideboys avatar and edgy depression quotes. fucking kill yourself nigger.

>>38709580

good music, dogshit normalcoon mainstream fandom always ruins everything.

rip vapor.wav

wagner is most robot

none of op is robot

I pretty much have it without the benefits.

invisibility is a meme

being about to stop time would be ideal

>food never goes off
>can walk around and break into houses
>fuck random girls 24/7

>>38710181
I would prefer teleportation

>7:18
or being a neet

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>>38709470

tl;dw

Cry me a river, normalfag

>Make six figure
>Have house
>In a serous relationship
>People label you a man child because you like anime and capeshit films.

>>38709459
At least it feels that good for you, faggot. Besides, there's things you can do to last longer and you still have the choice to get circumcised.

Be happy your parents weren't shitty enough to have you mutilated.

That's actually normal.

Actual intercourse / blowjobs aren't anywhere near as easy to stimulate cumming.

You'll find that after years of jerking off that cunning from intercourse is a lot harder than it looks.

>>38709459
My ex and only partner was uncircumcised. It's no big deal, don't worry about it.

Just jack off before you see the girl

That's normal, you aren't expected to last that long. Just make her cum by fingering her and then Fuck her for like 3 mins.

>>38709407
Shut up slut.

Do you think men sleeping with you is love?

A man could sleep with me, it wouldn't make me less lonely.

>>38709450
A couple of men have asked me to be their wives.Also I don't believe in love.

>>38709457
Well, you deserve to be lonely, if you don't get married now you'll turn 30 and no one will want you.

Enjoy.

>sniffing her friends dirty knickers

Brits really do speak the superior English tbqh

>>38709406
fuck you my life is over i will never be able to look into my mum eyes again need excuses thinking of saying i needed to wipe my nose and i dd think about what i was grabbing

Just tell them you have a weird fetish beyond self help like a shoplifting you have unbearable urge to sniff stuff.

>>38709322
Get a girlfriend then. Me and my ex had a bit of a running joke where in the middle of kissing I'd slap her ass and she'd start to laugh. Good times.

>>38709360
>Get a girlfriend
>r9k
You dumb?

>>38709389
Getting a girlfriend is the easiest thing in the world.

The problem is getting a girlfriend who's not just as much of a socially unsuccessful, incompetent, malajusted retard as you are but is still too dumb to realize that you're a waste of her time, because that exact balance is the only kind of woman who will stay.

take him out to a really nice dinner and apologize, get him some ice cream. offer to let him destroy something you care about, if he doesn't want to you're fine.

Fuck off normie trash.
This place isn't your facebook.

>>38709310
Not your blog normie shit.
Also sage.

Indication of good genes

>>38709261
Good genes for what?
Looking hot and white trash?

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>>38709261
easy breeding???