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>>36869712
incest is best fetish. don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Also "mom fucks Chadson and not beta son" is best incest scenario

>>36869712
We exist. Well, at least I do. I don't like anything tame. Most of my fetishes are illegal and I am not one to break the law just to get off. Needless to say, this is why I can never get a girlfriend, I am as far from normie with my fetishes as you can get. I get turned on by thoughts of going to a funeral of my daughter and raping her dead corpse while my family watches.

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>>36869800
For me the scenario where I'm the only son and I fuck hot mother and sisters is the best one.
To each his own I guess

>>36869837
Same here, except necrophilia isn't my turn on
I'm a huge lolicon, and often think of kidnapping and raping. I have also bought materials to make chloroform, but I doubt I'd go through since because it's so risky. I make do with fantasizing

>>36869694
I unironically believe I am a messiah who was incarnated into this world to lead a revolution against evil. I don't blame you for hating the world, it is corrupt.

>>36869694
Just engineer a plague, shouldn't be too hard.

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>>36869891
I do not know about all that stuff but I want to eradicate all of humanity because Chad stole my thunder today

But fuck yea dude let's form a league of robot evil.

Hay Nick,
I'm feeling extremely like shit,
I've been wanting to talk to you the whole day and now I'm not even sure what I want to say.
One of the many things is:
a friend of a friend is a better artist than me, and offered his help, but I couldn't say yes,
I don't know what's stopping me, all I know is that even just thinking about when he asked me that makes me anxious.

There are many other stuff going on in my mind right now, all sad stuff, I'm finding myself wondering if when I smile I'm really happy or if it's always a facade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM

>>36869693
Wow I remember when you used to do fit threads. You are so pathetic.

It's ridiculous how hung up I get on trivial things like winning all of the minigames in a video game. I'm absolutely bummed out right now.

I'm a pedophile and most 13-year-olds look too old for me.

>>36870038
This. What OP is talking about is hebephelia.

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>16 is legal where I live
Should be 14

>>36869610
How do you know his dick size?

>>36869610
>How can I break it to my friend that shit will just not work out?
are you sure your friend isn't just using her to get his dick wet instead of forming plans to stay with her the rest of his life?

Your friend has low standards for what he wants in life. Let the creature be happy.

My friend makes like 20 bucks an hour doing it in a college town. He almost always gets tipped and I don't think has been robbed.

They fucking suck.

Run your car into the ground to bring food to assholes who won't tip you on a whim.

Hell, I was threatened plenty of times and likely would have been attacked if I weren't huge. I even got shot at once, too.

I think the ultimate comfy job is working the night shift at a gas station

mods please enforce rule 2

>>36869537
You could buy sex if you wanted to. Love, on the other hand...

It's like asking if i prefer driving a Lamborghini or a Porsche
never experienced either

>>36869316
Nobody's born a chad but the early years and childhood decide if you're going to be a chad or not through how your actions are received and how you are treated by others.

Chads are that prime trophy dogs at the dog show while robots are those mixed breed muts you have to put down because they were mistreated and became unstable

It's a feedback loop. Good looking people are treated well from a young age. Ugly people are treated badly from a young age. When everyone treats you well, of course you have no reason to be depressed or socially anxious, and of course you're confident.

For ugly people, it's the opposite, and the lack of confidence leads to people treating you worse, which means less confidence, etc

Mhmm well when i was a kid i was bullied because of my name, parents divorced when i was 2, spent 13 years as a shut in fag playing ps1/2 games.
When i moved to america i always had some trouble getting pussy but nothing unachievable, by the time i hit 18 i already fucked 6 girls and im not even that goodlooking, the only thing i got going for me is the fact im 6'3 and have broad shoulders. Other than that i pushed almost everyone i ever loved away (fucking /pol/) and now i moved to Spain and im 100% alone havent met anyone yet for almost 2 months so hopefully I'll get out of this rut

No. Even if I was legitimately I'll my mom either made me go or made me spend the entire day at the doctors with her which was worse. Perfect attendance yay...

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>>36869291
no, school skipped me
Rush b comrade.

Man, I wish I skipped high school and dropped out. Anyone else feel the same way?

>>36869218
Man what the hell is that....
Fucking blood on my eyes men.... Fucking fuck nightmare fuel

>>36869218
try egyptian pyramids? maybe some crazy rednecks back yard

>>36869285
blisters from scarification.

>having enough money to buy enough food to get fat

No, its you who cannot be a robot

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>implying girls want a skinnyfat wristlet

>>36869206
>implying girls want an average weight guy

What are blepes pronouns?

>>36869151
blee/bloo
bluh is plural

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>>36869151
blepes/blepeself/bleper
(this comment is original)

>>36869120
Probably not but she will love them more than she ever loved you

>>36869262
Show me where it hurts.

>>36869120

No because you love just like you do. They can try to replac3 you but you are you, no one else can fill that place.

Do niggers need the little images next to the words to fully understand them?

>tfw qt gf to make lettuce with

>making lettuce

Every time

Yes Anon you did it congrats!

wow, you must feel like the top of the world. Hope you have chances for more sorries in future

She just wants to steal your organs. Run away.