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Can someone explain the appeal of a septum piercing?

There are not many things I find more disgusting, instant turn off. Piercings in general, except for ear, are literally subhuman.
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It's a way to signal you (girl) are easy to certain males, so they can just go straight to you rather than direct their time and effort into courtin some random woman. Same as tramp stamps, chokers, etc...
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>>38274606
I think they're cute af as long as the girl is also cute, like OPs pic. The one below the bottom lip (in the middle) is also cute.

They're kinda meh along the eyebrow or cheeks, at that point it's a bit overkill, but it wouldn't be a dealbreaker.

What's wrong OP, having bad luck, or no luck, with girls?
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>>38274768
Most girls arent that cute if they have a piercing like that. Its usually on fat girls.

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Why are white males always entitled autistic sociopath dicklets?

They always reveal themselves to be entitled little shits given enough time.
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>being nice to another guy while having a bf
what a slut
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shut up you dumb whore,

go bounce on ethnic cock
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you in 8th grade?

what the fuck is this shit

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Tyrone seems to be filling in the void I see these days. Too many beta white men playing video games into adulthood. I guess we have only ourselves to blame.
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>>38274498
>implying it's a matter of blame
Nah. If it mattered, maybe.
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>>38274498
Just the world I was brought up in I had little control over how I turned out I had no idea behaving a certain way would drastically alter my life
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>>38274498
This picture makes me fucking mad. A beauty aryan lady with a .... beast.

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I see girls crushing over guys you wouldn't consider Chad, just normal looking generic guys. /fit/ says you must have a body like fucking Zyzz for a girl to even consider you, yet I see girls crushing on the pics of some guy with a dad bod on Instagram.
I don't understand. I know a hideous Bobby Shumurder looking guy who's actually 5'4", yet he FUCKED STACEY, wtf??? I am 5'9-5'10", not attractive at all and if I were to post my pic on here I would get roasted and rated 4/10, but yet I've been called sexy by girls before and been told I was strong when I didn't even workout at the time. Not every girl considers me attractive, very few actually but still there is always someone out there.

Are female standards aren't as high as we think? Think about it, who the fuck are the ones posting these Chad, superficial and manlet memes, fucking guys. If you have good fuckin hygiene and are not incredibly fat then you're set.
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>>38274477
Tastes change with the person in question as well as ability to pull-off dad-bod
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>>38274477
Chad just means a guy with social skills modern young men are socially fucked
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i'm 6'4 and have a dad bod

and im a 27 year old virgin AMA

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>mommy's good boy sperg is turning 22 today
>mom woke me up at 9 singing happy birthday
>can't really afford cakes but she had made a piece of bread with chocolate spread look like a cacke by putting sprinkles and a candle on it
>she also has 2 presents even though I asked for none, haven't opened them yet
>mom went off to help her cousin which is handicapped so I'm home alone most of the day
>check my phone and only people woh have wished me happy birthday is my brother which works on the sea 2 months shift
>also a snapchat from one of my former step dads
>this group of "friends" that have been inviting me out lately haven't even said anything
>snapchat even tells them it's my birthday
>ordered a cheap fleshlight as a birthday present for myself last week
>it was going to arrive to day but it's delayed
>literally just another day
>at least I have you guys, right?
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be thankful someone cares enough to celebrate it in person,

no one has wished me a happy birthday in person in 20+ years, and i dont tell anyone on line its my B-day online so i get fakie b day wishes from strangers

Happy birthday Anon
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>>38274380
Delete your frog folder.
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>>38274380
What a coincidence I am also 22 today
My mom is cleaning the house and told me we are going to eat out and to a concert later
I should call some of my friends

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Anyone here an autismocal interloper?

Not an autist, but not a normalfag?

Never truly fit in anywhere.
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>>38274373
I think a lot of robots use the term "autist" to describe the way in which they behave like autists without having the condition itself. I highly doubt all those self-described "autists" really are autists. At least, being a robot, I can say I am not.
I don't think I can fit anywhere either. I've tried being a normalfag during brief periods of my life, only to fail. But ultimately I grew up robot and am now a robot.
Also I watch very little anime compared to other people here but strangely enough /r9k/ is probably my most-visited board now.
It's a strange life indeed.
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>>38274373
You are a cyborg
I am pretty much the same, we don't really fit among either normalfags or losers, but if we try, we can fit among both.
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>>38274445
Stop spreading the shitty Cyborg meme, you fucking normalfag

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first day of full time salary slave life
>how do I make it go faster

coworkers all normie as fuck, nothing to talk about, dont get invited for coffee, smoko, or lunch
>sandwich in toilet
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>>38274298
>how do I make it go faster
Avoid looking at the clock and keep working

>sandwich in toilet
Stop that you faggot, your co-workers already think you're a weirdo
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man you found a sandwich in the toilet? that's pretty cool, was it still good?
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>>38274298
>wanting to socialize during lunch

God you people are the fucking worst

FUCK OFF I'M ON BREAK DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME

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guys, i wanna ask about something

when was the last time you showered ? now, try to scrape your armpit with your finger. does it smell ? what does it smell like ?

it's weird. i always shower twice a day. i've been trying the no deodorant thing. but 10 hours after i showered, i tried to scrape armpit with my finger, and smell it, and it smells. but when i put my nose to my armpit (like pic related) it's not smelly at all. i assume people wouldn't be able to smell anything even if they're one inch from my armpit.

my question : am i a smelly person in general ? or is this just natural and normal ?
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am i overthinking it ?
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Mtf reporting in
Haven't showered in at least a month
Don't smell anymore since hormones turned off most of my sweat glands
My hair is pretty oily though.
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>>38274244
I think it's normal if you are active. Just wondering, why do you shower twice a day? It might be making you sweat more. I always sweat like a pig for at least an hour after I shower.

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who here /fapstogaypornbutonlattractedtogirlsirl/?
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>>38274218
Lesbian porn is technically gay porn
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>>38274218

no I have not had my brain fried by anime like you
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me nigga
i fell hard for the trap meme

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come watch comfy rabb.it movie with us, its not like you have something better to do

/r9k_cinema
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are you implying that I am not a chad
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cumandjoinusyeyankefaggets
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>>38274232
no but now i do, considering i havent brought this topic up

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Manlet thread? Manlet thread.

What is even the point of living, when 6'0" is considered a manlet?
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>>38274192
>TFW your life is all a big joke, and you were made by god to be laughed at
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>>38274192
Lol, I'm 5'6, i hate those 5'11 or taller faggots saying they are manlets, fuck you all, you have never experienced the pain of being a true manlet.
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>tfw no qt 5'5 bf

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I don't think I can do this. I've been dating this normie and being around him makes me think about how pathetic my life is as I have no hobbies, friends, a terrible family, etc. It makes my depression worse although he really likes me and makes me happy. What should I do?
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>>38274148
It literally does not matter if you are female. Femaloids love invading male spaces so much they even pretend to have our problems.
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>waaaaaaaaaah someone LIKES ME and ENJOYS MY COMPANY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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kys probably

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Trying to find work is fucking hell.

>we had other candidates
>your profile doesn't fit what the company is looking for
>this position is already filled
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>>38274146
fuck the places that leave the position open when they don't need people and say we'll call you if we ever need help
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>>38274146
Move somewhere with high unemployment

Highly employed areas have the luxury of sifting through thousands of candidates for small retail jobs, you are worth more than some number anon
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No, fuck what these idiots before me said.
In times past, we'd be servants.
Get into the food industry. Use your natural slave mentality to make a little money. It's a better deal than that of those before us.

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smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
U SAYIN WE WUZ
repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
evolves from primate
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I know this is bait but it sounds like you're just jealous because they actually get laid
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>>38274311
summerfags leave the premises
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>>38274311
Whoa there, shitskin, can't take a little bit of racial banter? Aww, you poor thing!

Fucking black people LMAO

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I literally got picked pocketed today AMA
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did you notice at the time?

you probably just dropped it somewhere lmao
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>>38274122
I didnt realise my phone had been taken out of pocket till about 20 minutes later as i thought someone just grazed my arse and i literally saw the video footage of it being taken

>>38274124
it was a maori, basicially a Polynesian nigger
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>>38274173
but i know exactly who did it


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