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I didnt sperg too much when my neighbor randomly decided to talk to me about the evaporative cooler i bought earlier this month while i was mowing my lawn.
Comfy severe thunderstorm warning literally just came in too. The pink blot is gonna pass right over me.

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>>38046383
hopefully you get a comfy lightning show

>>38046447
This is Kansas anon, Storms will fuck you up.

>>38046279
I'm interested in why you would come here after /soc/.
>>>/b/ is more closely related to >>>/soc/ than /r9k/

Turn off your PC my guy

funposting behind AWS?

>GET OFF MY ROBO, SHE'S MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38046226
>3 months worth of autismbux goes to repairing her again

This picture greatly distresses me, anon :(
Why would someone do this to such a sweetheart??

>write a book
>if it's successful get a interview
> say on the interview that you jack off to the sound of radio static
>slap nearest child and run into your car
>drive your car to a peacock sanctuary.
>get raped in prison and lose your virginity to a man named ricky

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Fucking get stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON DRUGS!!!! Smoke pot and jack off!!!! Get weird ass porn!! I used to watch real degen shit like bestiality etc but I ended up nofapping and quitting like a year ago. Really it was just a slippery slope like drugs. Normal porn just didn't do it anymore so I had to keep watching women do more fucked shit. Kinda why I'm against gay marriage and increase IMG degradation of societal standards about sex because before we know it society will be arguing for the right to fuck their dog and child and or sisters etc. It's an inevitable slippery slope of degeneracy I personally experienced

>>38046408
Okkkk but I need internet for porn dumm dumm

>>38046119
one of my life goals is to get pectus surgery.

still not a virgin despite having moderate pectus

>>38046206
Have you watched the procedure? They jam a bar into your chest. It's pretty nuts.

>>38046119
Lmao it looks he got hit by a low powered cannonball.

I've been practicing for about two years now. My advice is try to lose weight first, but don't freak out over it; it's a mad workout. Don't bother buying fancy shit like some fencer faggot, it's not a big deal and doesn't really affect anything. It's rad though so I defiitely recommend it

>>38046550
I've tried to lose weight before through exercise but I never fixed my diet so I never did serious, sustainable improvements. What am I going to do at the start? What are the kinds of people that frequent this type of sport?
Are there qts?

Met my current gf here, and she's pretty qt, but I'd say the proportion of qts to tough manladies is low. In terms of what you're gonna do to start, I honestly have no idea, since every gym is totally different. For me, it was drills, then straight into sparring

>>38045992
That's cute. Do you have more stories about her? Also take a creepshot pic of me so we can see.

>>38045992
do you have to say ITADAKIMASU before eating her puss or what

>>38046034
She just arrived 2 days ago, so not really.

Also, not gonna creepshot. Just imagine an average Japanese girl who's thicc in the right places

>>38045991
You could stop being a betacuck and tell them sternly "no" because you're an awkward autist.

>>38046121
I don't want them to think any lower of me

>>38045991
Try and escape the club OP, I did that before in Russia

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>grandpa glanced at the glans grinder

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>>38046275
>aunt acquired anal adapter

>nephew nicked the nut nibbler

>>38045896
final boss?

>>38045896
That's what I wear. Long legs

>>38045896
Getting different width and height is not something stores stock as much as the same width and height. You can go to a special store and get it tailored. Like just get the 34 and wear a belt.

>>38045866
I am but it's hidden

>>38045866
My dad and I both look down on women and don't take them seriously as human beings and laugh at them and make fun of them in private. We are always condescending to them in public. We fuck women together too, but on separate beds.

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>>38045866
most man are
we just keep it to ourselves not to lose pussy points

>>38045857
either taking hormones, or waiting.
sometimes beards don't fill in until mid 20s, if at all

>>38045857
hair transplant, all the sandnigger twinks are doing it

Rogaine, its usually used by men that are balding, but you can use it for bear growth aswell. It stimulates hair growth by widening the blood vessels (it increases blood flow). Just masage it onto your skin twice a day

Lmao black ppl aren't as violent and barbaric as you autists seem to think.

For a group of people who are supposedly self aware of how socially retarded you are, yall are very stubborn on your opinions of minorities. Like using literal /pol/ propaganda to push your perception of black ppl isn't a good way to actually learn about a race. Cherry picking is also a bad way to go about that.

Why don't yall step out every once in a while lol, talk to some people. Maybe you'll realize that women and blacks are actually kinda chill.

>>38045805
I'm white as can be (literally ginger), but I just wanted to stop by to say holy shit wtf is that image (and why does it make me so hard?).

>>38045985
>t. white cuck who has never lived in or near the ghetto

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>mfw my nephew invited a goy to his bar mitzvah

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>>38045790
i no schmeckel
i'm a good jew

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Top post a plus where my judaisms at

lSD affects you for a few weeks after taking it. Basically what happens is when you took lsd your brain was allowed to communicate with all other parts of your brain where before you couldn't. It just makes you feel weird for a few weeks

>>38045814
It's been more than a few weeks and I'm still like this. Am I mentally ill?
Shit was definitely off before this too, but I was smoking enough weed that I was able to ignore it. Been "sober" for 3+ months

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>>38045781
>The world feels very "off"?
I know this feel, it's hard to explain but it just feels like I'm missing the point to something essential, kinda like there's something wrong with reality itself.
And I didn't even take LSD yet, but it seems like it would be interesting.